If you found out that your dog/cat was in fact a reincarnated human being, but could never relay anything he or she has seen / heard, would you still shower / fuck / masturbate / absentmindedly sing

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Well... would you?

It just occured to me while I was almost unconciously singing a very cock rock version of "Comfortably Numb," for some resaon, when I noticed Sadie Mae eyeing mne, somewhat embarrassed for both of us.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep.

― luna's poor cat, Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am shocked that this was not a Calum thread.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, if they can't talk shit about it, who cares?

― , Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

no! but i'll never know, mwahahaha

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 21 December 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I shouldn't have opened this thread. The title made me laugh out loud; all threads written in response will be anti-climax, so to speak.

But an ex of mine ridiculed me for my refusal to have sex in front of his dog. A couple of times when sex was imminent I stopped him, telling him to get his dog out of the room first.

I believe it is just as you say, Roger: dogs are people trapped in animal bodies.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 21 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember once having a wank and halfway through noticing my cat was in the room watching me. I stopped.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

it's worse when your cat tries to jump on your lap when you're doing it

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO THE FUCK WANKS IN FRONT OF THEIR PETS?!!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean... ewwwwwwww.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I gather this is why Andrew broke his stroke.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never masturbated in front of a pet, but my pets were all ugly.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 21 December 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just thinking about an idea for a thread like this not too long ago. Pretty disturbing.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 December 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll admit that i feel weird when a cat wanders in while i'm in the bathroom, but i don't know why...but i'll happily sing in front of the cats, have had sex in front of them, etc.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 22 December 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think the cat would let me have sex in front of him! Last time i had a boy in my bed and Pepper was in the room, he jumped into the middle of the bed on top of the duvet, stretched out between us and kept the blankets weighed down till morning. He's the jealous type.

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 22 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Jewelly! Welcome back!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Kitty to thread

― TOMBOT, Monday, 22 December 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I sing to my cats all the time.

Both of them have a tendency to just sit and stare at me though, so I tend to make my bf kick them out of the room when, uh, we kiss each other.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 22 December 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but i thought you said.....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 22 December 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What happens when you two sing power ballads together?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://personal.inet.fi/cool/leffamaailma/topten/candyman.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

*gasps*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My one dog - the other passed away this year (sniff) - is actually asexual. I remember the time our now dead bassette Basiel tried to have sex with her after a copious meal, she just growled and dropped flat on the ground. hah! Uh this is sort of apropos of nothing.

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 22 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a really long rant about my cat here that I just deleted because it contained the phrase "I think the cat thought he was my boyfriend???" and I decided that sounded waaaay too sketchy and weird. He's finally gotten over his little petty jealous bitchy act and has become much nicer to The Other Man (TM). But yeah, Mr. Kitty is a really sketchy little cat. If I had doors in my apartment, they'd be used to lock him in whatever room I am not in, at all times.

― Allyzay, Monday, 22 December 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

If I found out my dog or cat was a reincarnated human being, I would be too gobsmacked to worry about such piffling things as whether it saw me naked. Have a bit of imagination, roger.

The implications of such a discovery, if verifiable, would be overwhelming - more so than owning a singing, dancing frog. And you realize, of course, that the premise of owning a singing dancing frog is enough to propel the plot of an entire 8 minute cartoon.

― Aimless, Monday, 22 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll repeat my story of a friend of mine. Him and his wife were banging away and he felt a wonderful, coarse, licking on his taint. He looked back and it was his dog. He kept going.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Monday, 22 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That jus'TAINT right! HA!!
....oh..um...sorry.

― Sengai, Monday, 22 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

.end of thread.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Monday, 22 December 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

He's finally gotten over his little petty jealous bitchy act and has become much nicer to The Other Man (TM).

I think I've told you elsewhere that an ex of mine had a girl cat who regarded me as a rival. She understood sex enough to, one morning, go to sleep in Rob's lap and prevent Rob and me from doing anything naughty.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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