C/D: Teenage Circumcision

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Well... should you leave well enough alone?

Pinche Pendejo (Pinche Pendejo), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Not if it bleeds every time you go for a piss/have a wank/try and get laid, which is what happened to a friend of mine about 6-7 years ago.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

goddamn classic - got a few pickled foreskins in my mouth right now as a matter of fact. Nothing like em, with a nice chunk of gorgonzola dip.

queen g of the missing septum, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

what am i going to wear tonight??? argh

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that the real Queen G?? Holy crap where have you been, girl??

Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and yeah: UNCUT ACTION!!!

Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Teenage Circumsize...don't do it! Teenage circumsize...YES I CAN!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

phil-two otm

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I'm da real queen g, all da others trying to be just like me wanna wash their potty mouths out with double strength CRD.

I've been hiding, lurking, studying, undressed by queens and i seen some things that a woman just ain't sposed to see...

How are you?

Oh yeah, dirty cock love funk blues on your tongue y'all!

But full on castration is out, unless you belong to the republican party. Word!

The real Queen G, Thursday, 1 January 2004 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

if you really are queen g, much kisses to you, love from your adoring fan club.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i have nothing to say on the thread topic, sorry.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Teenage circumcision - why does anyone fall for it?"

Teenage Circumcision would make for an interesting band name. On the other hand, all the audience you'd get would be 40-year-old dykes, so scratch that one. I mean, unless you're into that, of course...

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 2 January 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Teenage Circumsize...don't do it! Teenage circumsize...YES I CAN!

Ah, wonderful flashbacks of the "song" from Heathers and lines like, "You know the choice to commit suicide is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make today."

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 2 January 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Circumcision should be banned until the male is an adult and can make up his own mind. Infant circumcision is child abuse and shame on any parent who allows it.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 2 January 2004 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hugs, kisses and dripping gollops of anal mucous for you all

queen G of the west, Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Chop off a bit more than they should have, C-Man?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to infant circumcision my glans is free and beautiful at all times. Its weather-beaten yet silky-smooth texture reveals its extrovert nature. It does not hide in turtle-like cowardice like the ordinary penis' does - it stands strong and tall on the tip of a veiny shaft or hangs down leisurely, caressing the insides of my garments, ready for love.

Wanking is a bit of a drag though.

Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

How does a circumcised man wank?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't speak for other people but I usually take the remains of the foreskin on the lower side of the shaft between thumb and three fingers and rub them together (like the "where is my money" gesture) whilst pulling the penis down.

I've always wondered if that method works for uncircumcised men as well.

Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 January 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

That must take fucking ages.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Circumcision should be banned until the male is an adult and can make up his own mind. Infant circumcision is child abuse and shame on any parent who allows it.
-- C-Man (C-Man), Friday, January 2, 2004 7:10 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

wise words

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 30 November 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

Teenage circumcision (don't do it)
Teenage circumcision (he blew it)

HI DERE, Friday, 30 November 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Calum obviously had a Tristram Shandy moment as a baby.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Nip/tuck y'all....and a big wtf to that episode.

Abbott, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

I was trying to come up with new lyrics for "Teenage Snips" instead of "Teenage Kicks" but I can't be bothered.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks to infant circumcision my glans is free and beautiful at all times. Its weather-beaten yet silky-smooth texture reveals its extrovert nature. It does not hide in turtle-like cowardice like the ordinary penis' does - it stands strong and tall on the tip of a veiny shaft or hangs down leisurely, caressing the insides of my garments, ready for love.

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

POST-MORTEM CIRCUMCISION

sexyDancer, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

POSTMODERN CIRCUMCISION

carne asada, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

Having a zipper installed, c/d?

Rock Hardy, Friday, 30 November 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

*crosses legs*

9.30am tomorrow, oh god.

CharlieNo4, Monday, 10 December 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

i had it done when i was eight

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 December 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

I have a question, other than converting religions... Why do it? I think the whole "hygenic" reason is pretty stupid.

Andi Mags, Monday, 10 December 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

How does a circumcised man wank?

-- Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, January 3, 2004 12:09 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
I can't speak for other people but I usually take the remains of the foreskin on the lower side of the shaft between thumb and three fingers and rub them together (like the "where is my money" gesture) whilst pulling the penis down.

I've always wondered if that method works for uncircumcised men as well.

-- Zzz (-_-) zzZ (Wintermute), Saturday, January 3, 2004 12:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
That must take fucking ages.

-- Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, January 3, 2004 4:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

amazing lols

johnny crunch, Monday, 10 December 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

that wanking description does not exactly fill me with excited anticipation of the joy my newly cut chap will soon offer me...

CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Do you mind if I ask why you're getting that done?

Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

one simple word, young abbott: phimosis. google image search at your peril!

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 13 December 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

who was Queen G of the missing septum?

She brought the party.

Drew Daniel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh mr. #4, I know what phimosis is. That can't be fun at all. Good luck w/yr surgery buddy.

Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

tah. it's happened already in fact - i'm on day 3 of recovery and, well, the bleeding's stopped at least :-)

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)


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