HEAR YE, HEAR YE! (I am starting this goddam thread for everyone to just goddam declare stuff on,)

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HEAR YE HEAR YE!

From this day forth that Russel Crowe flick with the boats and shit shall be known as:

"Master And Commander: Journey to the Voyage to the Dark Side of My Ass (AKA Buggery On The High Seas, How Do You Plead?)"

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja is the girl of my dreams!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a sore throat, my uvula is swollen (the hangy thing in my throat, perverts), I have a fever and it sucks ass.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so bored today I cleaned my windows.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i am at work at my record store and listening to "reel to real cacophony".

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I am dizzy.

― Count Andrew (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna that;s happened to me before twice (the uvula thing), and I can't remember what I did to get rid of it. One time it just went away by the evening but another time I had to do something.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

For a moment I thought luna said "vulva."

― Leee Smith (Leee), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE, I WISH I LISTENED TO MORE GRIME

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not wearing any pants. Again.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE, MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS IS QUITE POOR

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE ON THE PLUS SIDE IT COULD BE WORSE

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE I HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE IF I WASN'T

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye i'm not even drunk i just wanted to say something meaningful because I've been online for an hour or so making nothing posts and talking rubbish.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My ex is a cold, heartless bitch.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye i wish i was a gangsta

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Theres something abt the juxtaposition of "hear ye" and "gangsta" that makes me smile very broadly :D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye crooklyn, it's your birthday

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye - i'm not wearing any undies. again.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye, I hate my internet service provider and all the music I listened to today sucked ass.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye, i just sacrificed 4 weeks off to go back to my old job as a temp before i return to college. i am an idiot. it just isnt worth the money.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE!, There's the TOMster. Also, Ronan has got this thread down.

How do you plead?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye, none of it is worth the money, today was an utter waste and I will gladly return my $34 an hour to get it all back

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you doing tomorrow night, Hell?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

none of it is worth the money

I hear ye.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE MY COMPANY ONCE HIRED A N AXE MURDERER AND ALSO I AM DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK.

― Allyzya, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I dunno, I think the wife has expectations of going out somewhere and doing something, and as always, I am along for the ride.

Speaking of blood and knives, how you like that CD, you listen to it more than once?

PS The Breakin' combo pack is AWESOME, but we already knew that

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The Black Cat is having a fun party. It's fun because Ally and I are going and also possibly my old friend NICK MC from back in the day who is gonna try and drive up from Ft. Bragg. I think you should check it out, it's on the BC website.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I have sexy shirt to wear and maybe i'll get drrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk again hahaha suyrprise! omg we also hired a prostitute. HEAR YE HEAR YE that is correct?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye my phone just rang and it's 3.21 in the morning. terrified now.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, that shit is correct like a falcon.

http://www.jordanaires.net/

Check this site, we're hanging with them for New Years.

(The Jordanaires were some of the Nashville musicians that did Ween's 12 Country Golden Greats album with them)

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That is to say, Millenium Partners LLC hired a prostitute (and an axe murderer) - not Ally and I.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Well. That's still correct, just not correct like a falcon, then.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm scared too Ronan. they are the smurfs.

hAHgh axpost serouiys tgey hired a guy right hwo is in prison for AXE MURDER isn't that the shit?

― LLYHG AHZY, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

haha what? i feel al lgareth.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Not for him.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

point goes to YOU.

― Allzyhgn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You're drunk, but I'll accept it. This one time.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i hrd a prosituate wrihgt now.

― alklyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

HEARYE HEARYE. Fuck. My sister-in-common-law was supposed to have a kid tomorrow but now it's been put off because maybe the lungs aren't ready. She's lost a few already. It's probably okay but it makes for tension.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

TEH ONE... in my mind when I picture what you look like, you look like a dude dunken on some fools (blacktop streetball court, of course) and simultaneously chugging a 5th of Henny and screaming "Boo-YAH!!". Am I close?

Also, Allyz, what did you think of the EP, now that I'm not there to frown at criticism?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You could not be further. I'm actually sitting in a high rise at a law firm working on a computer. But you get points for trying? No. No you don't.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

mookire is everything ok???
helltime ZI liked uyr epo right butr the productrion value are not so good you need to be telling anthony to stop aughin all over the damn place butther e was one song i realy liked, uh ,maybe the one about how te girl deep throats? i was not crazy about hte esoteric asthomp[heric song.

― Alyyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

dunno. probly. what have you been drinking allyzay?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

well i liked a buch of songs but there was one i really liked, mbye it was the gretful daed one.

i was drinkkign a lot of tequila.

― allyay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously dude i had maiscartggage oce and that was for shit i cannot think but having a baby full like tht and then it goes wrong, wtf? hat poor girl. she has all my prayer ok?

― allyza, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a linguist, so I can sorta understand. From what I understand, you liked that piss-take at the Grateful Dead type song, "Poolie Rocket". That last sentence... you lost me.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm guessing Hanle y = Ally?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Helltime I hate to tell you this but I am 10x the musical genius that you are. I just have this touch, with the synths and the samples, you know? Anyway when are we putting out that collaboration album?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 50 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I like baked potatoes, man.

An escalator can never be out of order, it can only become stairs.

Those aren't freedom ants, they're just stupid.

Real fuckin special.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(MY WIFE GOT ME THE MITCH HEDBURGH DVD & CD FOR XMAS)

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I've been resisting seeing The Station Agent simply because of the midget. I could be wrong, though

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

anyways I'm taller than everyone here except for Jess

fargin midgets

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

jess is giant.

― allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.davebyers.net/mcqueen.jpg

Anyway, Yanc3y's line about looking like an uncircumsized penis was funnier.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, well

http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=17452

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

STEVE MCQUEEN FUCK THIS IS GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve McQueen IS NO PAUL NEWMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

you know tonm is right he kind of does look like matt, wtf?

paul newman can eat my fuc.

― allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_10278.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Or you can have both...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301562178.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

eh.

xpost AARON YOU ARE THE GOD OF ALL THING EVER!!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

was George Kennedy in that? I hate George Kennedy beyond all hope of salvation

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I go to sleep now, feeling good that my thread has had a billion posts in 2 hours.

KEEP ROKN

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yo mookies, you in DC for the NYE? We've said we're gonna be digging the U St. action. Do you want to trade numbers? I've got julia's, if that matters, I have no idea what you're up to.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Towering Inferno has an insane cast list... the last days of big studio Hollywood:

Steve McQueen
Paul Newman
William Holden
Faye Dunaway
Fred Astaire
Susan Blakely
Richard Chamberlain
Jennifer Jones
O.J. Simpson
Robert Vaughn
Robert Wagner

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, I'm going to NYC tomorrow for NYE to see YLT...unless my girlfriend has completely disowned me in the meantime, which is possible

some other time would be great, though, if there's no MIDGETS involved

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye i am double fucked as 1) nobody invited me to go anywhere tommorrow, and b) even if they did, i am going to be working, something that nobody knew up until now.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm drubnkn too and its vbeen a bad fuckinng month, fuk it bad fuycking year and a coupkle months ago I got hammered and slept with my best friebnd and then foundf ouot I was pregnanbt and I was really super anazingly happy and so was he and things were fuhn, except I lost the basby last weekend and now I'm really fucked up.

― nowayhoser, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i get confused between s lutsky, Sarah McLuskey and Lynskey.
are they the same person?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Hear ye blah blah. IMPORTANT INFORMATION. Generic paper towel is not a satisfactory alternative to normal toilet paper.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye, hear ye
Code Orange actually made LAX a *better*, faster, easier airport this evening!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE, WTF is the difference btwn this thread and the "This is the thread where I say..." threads, really? Excepting for more booze maybe, haha. Oh the ironing.

Carry on, have you seen my pussy etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(and I'm not even drunk, ha!)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

my nose hurts.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Helltime started it. that means this is pally time for the Turbonegro crowd. Each to its own. Also: Orbit, that is awesome, we had similar experiences at BWI. WTF right? I think the airlines were just being extra nice to try and offset the bupallshinict. Wow, I need to go to bed.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye this
is my last post ever so
take care and have fun

to all of you who
were nice to me, made me laugh,
thanks for the good times

to all of you who
are in pain or very sad
I hope you find peace

this year has been fun
but I'm off to change my life
and kick ass for realz

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm really sad.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE DON'T HATE ON ME WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU SEE DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE LOCKS THAT I GOT I'M STILL I'M STILL STEVEM

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem from the block?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

MAKE NOISE!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Haiks, who do we have to whack to get you to come back?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget to thank your public!
x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

We are all concept.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

HERE YEE HARE EYE! it is DECLARED that this Wrens album is fucking GREAT and should be heard by all!

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE I DON'T RECALL HELLTIME ET AL GOING ONTO THE THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I SAY... THREAD AND BITCHING ABOUT IT NOW FUCK OFF WITH THAT NONSENSE, YOU'VE CONFUSED US ALL WITH JESS AND ETHAN

HEAR YE HEAR YE SORRY ABOUT THE POSTS LAST NIGHT

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Allyzay and Teeny should have a drunk-posting face-off to see who has the worst spelling-whilst-hammered skillz.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE I AM GOING TO WHITE CASTLES FOR FRENCH FRIES AND A MILKSHAKE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

When come back bring burgers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Does White Castle have a moat?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 January 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but they have Chicken Rings, the emblem of any Advanced Civilization!

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

White Castle now offers burgers with fucking pepper jack cheese on them. As if the aftereffects of those little assreapers on one's colon weren't vicious enough already.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE NELLY FURTADO'S "HEY MAN!" IS THE SHIT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

HEAR YE HEAR YE SOMEONE IN MY OFFICE IS WATCHING DAYS OF OUR LIVES ON A TEENY TINY TV AND ASKING ME WHAT'S HAPPENING AND THE WORST PART IS I KNOW AND CAN TELL THEM!

(ps I hope Roman dies [again] today)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hear ye hear ye, SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!

― sucka (sucka), Friday, 2 January 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

I am smarter than everyone in my whole grade!

Dave Grohl Rules!!!!!!!!!!!
(runs and hides from people who hate Dave Grohl)

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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