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Not picking up your hipster references and slang, looking all daggy, and generally cluttering up perfectly good sofa space, whining about your smoke. What is it with these guys!?!?!

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

They suck.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bunch of losers who never get any.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

More us of the word "daggy" on ILX, please.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

more use

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They wish they were cool. But they're lame instead. Lame-os. And they wear last season's clothes

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They wear BROWN shoes with BLACK PLEATHER jackets

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

they wear white in winter that isn't winter white!

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The hair, my god, the hair.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

their love of DISCO is unironic!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

sportcoats with jeans!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

They don't listen to or sleep with the Rapture.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

they are offended by jokes about GENOCIDE

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

They LOVE people and things!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Weak!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

They wear BROWN shoes with BLACK PLEATHER jackets

waitaminute, is that a PCU ref?

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

And their jobs SUCK.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

they get EXCITED about things they are INTERESTED IN

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

They "need a good night's sleep"!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

They make PCU references.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

they've SEEN PCU

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

= D

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY'RE ACTUALLY JEREMY PIVEN.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

they watch Fear Factor

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a fraud. Or Freud. I forget.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

They DANCE!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

they take pictures of food

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm confused - which ones do we like, Boring Cool or Boring Uncool?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

They ask questions!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

They eat spaghetti with a spoon. Word to ya mutha.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

they let you blame them for everything and they never complain!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

They're Calum.

― not telling, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

they BELIEVE in the WORTHINESS of POP MUSIC

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

they own more than one book by anne tyler

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

They're Calum.

Oh you naughty boy, wherever did you find that, I wonder.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you naughty boy

I am...no...MAN!

― Eowyn Not Telling, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I told you he looked like an uglier Damon Albarn.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Revelations!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.faceparty.com/public/480/images/capdownd_2714148.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst Macbeth evah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

So any thoughts on whether or not the girl in the first page photo is his vaunted girlfriend? She's not exactly his...type.

― Eowyn Raggett Fan, Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Such speculation will have to be left to the fevered imagination (ie, his).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://faceparty.com/public/663/images/capdownd_4508404.jpg

― Eowyn Not Telling, Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Unusual...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Give that man an eyepatch.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

and squeeze that yellowhead

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Loving yooo-OOO-oooou, loving meeee-EEE-eee

they believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of their hearts

― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

that's not calz cos he lives in a shoe in Glasgow (not edinburgh) and is old enough to have done a Masters, and had a successful stint as a stand-up comic

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

They use the NOKIA jingle on their cells.

― Star Hustler, Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

They do not have BONE PHONE!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm this is confusing Could it be Calum several years ago?

― Hmmm, Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(insert adjective) thread ever.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

This ain't him:

Edinburgh, one of the most hip-hop places on the planet

He wouldn't speak in Franglais either, not his steez.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus he says he's an Incubus and Stereophonics fan, not Suede amnd Pulp.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 January 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

They all pay tuition fees

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 22 January 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring uncool people:

Have never heard of Bolkonovitch.
Wouldn't know a teaptape if it hit them on the head.
Think that 'bridging' is a loan you get between mortgages.
Haven't read Ming magazine.
Laugh at your blubber hat.

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 22 January 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a boring uncool person. I am also wearing highly uncool waterproof walking trainers.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 January 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Where can I sign up? Oh.

(x-post)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 January 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

See if Ned had met me he could've confirmed.

Is that me?

Erm...

Uhm...

No. Fucking hell. And what saddo was browsing dating sites to fuind that? Oh man, that is so not cool.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 22 January 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring Uncool People

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 January 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh man, I've just seen Ned's picture. I take it back. i'd never meet that guy. dude, can I submit your pic to mingers.com? I think I'm gonna have too.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 22 January 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I TOTALLY want to go out with a guy who wears a kilt, sporran etc. on a regular basis. I mean, that *in of itself* is not boring or uncool or whatever.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No, wait, I take that back...what I REALLY want to do is date men who wear light blue Oshkosh engineer overalls. WITH THE CAP. It has to be WITH THE CAP.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew that was too good looking to actually be Calum :( :(

― allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

HEY! This thread is discriminatory. Some of my best friends are boring, uncool people.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus' Chris Morris impression is spot on!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 23 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There but for the Chris of Morris broadcast I.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 23 January 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised I didn't post in this thread to declare myself the president of the Boring Uncool People Club. I must've slipped up that week or something.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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