BEST POLITICAL AD EVER!

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Seen on campus: Advertisement for a pro-Clark rally/get-together/shindig. Has very little info, just a meeting time, place, basic topical sloganeering, and a big VOTE CLARK thing on top. ACCOMPANYING PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A PICTURE OF ORLANDO BLOOM.

I am sold.

What could it possibly mean?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That's winning over the moviegoer vote!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"I had no idea Clark was so young and handsome and hip!! I don't care what he stands for, look at his cheekbones!"

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Orlando Bloom as fey elf or O.B. as fey pirate-like Zeppo Marx?

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i didnt know Clark was Gay?!

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Pirate-style.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Boo. Even if he is a pirate, I only vote for Legolas.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, he can stand ON TOP of snow!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

u just luv wes clark b/c madonna luvs him. in light thereof, clark could have a political ad that just says "tell bush EAT MY FUC VOTE CLARK OR U A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" and you'd still love him.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

wait a minute -- if ANY political candidate had a political ad that just says "tell bush EAT MY FUC VOTE CLARK OR U A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER," they'd get my vote.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

pirate bloom seriously needs to shave that cheese 'stache.

― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BUSH EAT MY FUC VOTE CLARK OR U A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
http://www.bfca.org/images/photos/8.jpg
brought to you by Clark 2004

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

OH SHIT

That is better.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear he's dating her.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

and, that's always how I present my dates at functions. "Everyone, I'd like you to meet..."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

All the more reason to vote for Clark!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer, do your dates look like they're going to vomit, like the one above? Cos that's hott.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Totally, I'm into the whole pro-ana scene y'know.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to distance myself from that last stab at humor.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Allyzay = genius.

― Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, it's far too late, Spencer. See?

I'M INTO THE WHOLE PRO-ANA SCENE Y'KNOW VOMIT + BABIES VOTE CHOW
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/spencerchow/spencer.jpg
brought to you by Chow 2004

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe someone should hook ally up w/ the dean campaign ... he needs a boost right now, maybe he should totally go full-tilt w/ the crazy mutha thing.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wazzup my bitchuz can u handle mah shit?? VOTE CLARK."

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to delete that whole bear directory, it's way too evil.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch! You've ruined my good name!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"ruined"

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to apologize to my imaciated constituents.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

vote for me, I can't spell!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

At least you don't look like Elvis!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Clambake Lyrics

(Words & music by Weisman - Wayne)
All right, Hmm
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too

Hey listen world you've gotta know
I'm cuttin loose and lettin' go
Who needs the worry and the strife
Life can be a ball now just followin' my life
clambake, gonna have a clambake
clambake, gonna have a clambake

Look for the brightest lights in town
That's where you'll find me hanging round
I've got this feeling to be free
I pick and choose the life I want
And that's the life for me
clambake, gonna have a clambake
clambake, gonna have a clambake

Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too

All right

Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too
Hey!

Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too
Mamma's little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma's little baby loves clambake too

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was shortnin' bread?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

bearded clams

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm missing this one too!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thetoque.net/030408/pics/beardedclam.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

oh duh, this stuff was supposed to be in the elvis thread ... my bad

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

that soup looks like the Air Israel plane from 'Airplane!'

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

How the hell did you confuse this thread for ELVIS!? And what does that even have to do with Elvis? I'd vote for Tad.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, was that ad better than this?...

http://www.advocate.com/html/../../images/covers/A907x300.gif

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I've long thought he was, uh, a gay rights supporter...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer, look closely at that photo of you upthread...THE GIRL BEHIND YOU LOOKS LIKE SHE'S HOLDING BACK THE PUKE. WTF?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

she's pro-ana, we hooked up later that night - that's why I had to "leave early".

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, good on ya, she's cute!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer, that swing vote will be hard to reach. (The swinging voters, well...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost: I actually remember that girl walking around, she was hott.

and Ned, there's a great joke in there somewhere - I may need to break it down though.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

nice to hear he is 'canvassing' the electorate though

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

by which i mean have sex with

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I may need to break it down though.

Lie down on your mactress and rest.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

she's hanging out with Billy Baldwin though.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i do wish i'd said 'polling' the electorate

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 22 January 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

UPDATE: the ad has been grafitti'd. It now reads VOTE CLARK ...or al sharpton!!! (color and capitalization to mimic theirs)

― Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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