If you could have 20 seconds of airtime...

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...during the Superbowl - and you could finally tell the world one thing - a pet peeve that you would like to see corrected by every individual, or a helpful tip that would make civilization flow less awkwardly ...

What would you tell them?

― andy, Thursday, 22 January 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Fremme nappa...er wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

KARMA IS REAL PEOPLE.

― It's True, Thursday, 22 January 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I would just broadcast a live monkey knife-fight as I post one of my friend's phone numbers at the bottom of the screen. (In hopes that PETA gets wind of it and they start recieving death threats)

And if both monkeys survive to the 17th second...they will both be shot in the face by the 19th. I would do this only so that there would be closure.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I would list off a bunch of redundancies/incorrect common word usages (i.e. PIN number; Interact rather than Interac; jive being used when jibe is the right word and so on) and then SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, man. Shoot a monkey.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Same difference.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I would run twenty seconds of gay male sex.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

BUSH EAT MY FUC IF U VOTE FOR BUSH U A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I would run twenty seconds of gay male sex and the guys would explain what the phrase 'to beg the question' really means.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I know what "begging the question" actually is, but I have no idea how to use it.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

and I've never had gay sex.

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Could one of you also work in that 'a lot' is two words and not one, please? Thanks.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have a fat kid air-guitaring and head-banging to Metallica's "Battery" in the midst of a throng of bikini-clad (but bearded) hotties fading to white at the close with "WANG DANG DOODLE" on the screen in huge black letters.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

if you can allot a few more seconds of airtime if that's not a lot to ask?

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Lock thread here.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I would run twenty seconds of gay male sex and the guys would explain what the phrase 'to beg the question' really means.

Make sure their nonnaughty bits are covered in U.S. military gear.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

how about just helmets and combat boots?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 January 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I would show a bright, brisk film of various candy-colored sedans with friendly, smiling drivers STOPPING FOR FUCKING PEDESTRIANS AT CROSSWALKS with a gentle Left Banke song playing in the background...

And come Monday, every driver in a America would STOP FOR FUCKING PEDESTRIANS AT CROSSWALKS...

― andy, Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

15 seconds of a graphic reconstruction of an illegal, coat hanger abortion wherein the bloodied female dies in this back alley.

Five seconds of "Be pro-life. Keep abortion safe and legal." White text, black background. Heartbeat sound as background music.

(I think I've finally reached my breaking point here.)

― As Sweet As Melody (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(today's the roe v wade anniversary, you go dee!)

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd secure a grainy B&W film of a college aged George Bush performing fellatio on a dealer in exchange for cocaine.

The dealer? OSAMA BIN LADEN. The message? "Drugs supply terror"

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd use it to plug my album

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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