what song would you audition for American/Canadian/Whatever Idol with?

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Here's your one shot at the spotlight. Don't blow it!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

success is my only muthafuckin' option failure's not etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"These Foolish Things"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anyway You Want It" for me. Complete with 80s metal fist-pump.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

also, they'd have to allow me a bottle of scotch, cigarette, and an old creole whore playing a white piano.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer is secretly the love child of Tom Waits and Bryan Ferry.

As for me, "Red Sails" by Bowie or "Bedsitter" by Soft Cell.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Happy Birthday"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

but I'd go all Mariah Carey on that shit and make each word into 15 syllables.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"come pet the p.u.s.s.y."

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, "Thong Song" of course - the @d@ml karaoke specialty!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

actually Ned, that's all from the "These Foolish Things" video.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

! There was a video for the song? Hm...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Heaven's just a funky moose..."

― Aaron A., Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't pay the ferryman! Don't even fix a price!"

― andy, Thursday, 22 January 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I always thought the words to that song was "Don't pay the ferryman! Don't even think same price!"

Come to think of it, my interpretation makes no damn sense at all, but c'mon. I was ten when that song came out.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 22 January 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"song to the siren" or perhaps "missing" by EBTG

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and it would be FAB

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just talking about this because without a doubt I would end up on the show as one of the terrible contestants, my voice is that bad. I think I would do "I Ran", not because it's the greatest song or anything but because it is one that's fun to sing.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Liars Beware" by Richard Hell

― webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 23 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"drink, fight and fuck"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always dreamed of turning up with my guitar and playing "Cuckoo Bird" in a really bad American accent. If nothig else, I'll get points for the finger-picking!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 23 January 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

As I said elsewhere, "I Like to Move It, Move It" I think it's by Large Professor.
I'm not sure what the words are, but I like to the part that goes: "Nee-nee-nee! Nee-ne-nee-nee nee-nee nee-nee!"

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

'ice ice baby' or 'whomp! there it is'

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pretenders 'Brass In Pocket', except I feel it now looks unoriginal after Scarlet J did it in 'Lost In Translation', but it's my getting ready to go out song. Failing that 'Rapture' by Blondie because the rap bit would be fun.

"flash is fast/ flash is cool..."

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

'Midnight Mountain' by Cathedral. Or maybe 'War Pigs'.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh ooh, "Axel F"

― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Kiss Me Deadly" by Lita Ford and yes, I'd do the air guitar solos.

"Uuuhhhuhh...it ain't no big thing"

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The main thing I want to do is, during my "Anyway You Want It" audition, to just forget the words and sing the guitar riffs "duh dunt doodledoo!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh God, Simon, you know, I can't believe I'm here, I really can't. This is just my dream. You've got to pick me, you just have, I've wanted this for ever..."

*pouts*

[screaches like dying cat] "I'm special/ so speciaaaal/ I want to have some of your attention [points]/ give it to me [deeply shameful come-hither movement]

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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