Pop star you'd least like to have sex with

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See, at the bottom of the socks in bed thread, someone mentions Anthony Kiedis. I thought of his over-tanned, smug, face, his Californication smile...he's the worst. I would rather get with:

Meatloaf
R Kelly
Lemmy
PJ Harvey

and those are bad...

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Huey Lewis. Ouch.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

HOMOS

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Shane McGowan.

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The guy from Creed

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Waits.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

shane's not pretty, but see, if you had a dozen guiness in you, and that kind of I;m-going-to-be-with-an-Irishman-and-that's-dirty feeling...wait, think i've just offended Ireland.

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

actually what's wrong w/ meatloaf? i mean, he'll do anything for love except THAT ... so unless yer into THAT, i would think that meatloaf would be awesome.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm hearing that. although i think, after some thought, the thing he won't do is cheat on you. so it'd be Meatloaf for life.

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

any of them. I wouldn't f$#%^ Britney or Jessica or Xtina. Maybe Mandy. I'd do Madonna.

― Aaron A., Friday, 23 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

PJ Harvey?! I would totally have sex with her.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

bullshit Aaron.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

HOMOS

/me dies

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i think pj hrvey would be creepy, cos of those wide, thin, cruel lips. that skinny, mean body. and then there's the personality...

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

BULLSHIT Aaron

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i think pj hrvey would be creepy, cos of those wide, thin, cruel lips. that skinny, mean body. and then there's the personality...

-- paulhw (pppso...), January 23rd, 2004.

Well, and then there's the problem of her looking exactly like Nick Cave. But I think I could get past that. He did, after all. Heh.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i think pj hrvey would be creepy, cos of those wide, thin, cruel lips. that skinny, mean body. and then there's the personality...

These are reasons to sex with PJH!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

PJ Harvey looks like a hand puppet... she looks like Lady Elaine Fairchild. I wouldn't be getting it on with her.

With Meatloaf, you know if would be car sex, if that's any consolation.

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

with those lips, i bet that pj harvey sucks a mean cock.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blairmag.com/blair6/madame/elaine.jpg

PJ Harvey

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has yet to make PJH unshaggable in the least.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

PJ Harvey is one of the hottest women to ever walk this earth, fukc all yuo h@t@z.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Cher in the morning, before the makeup? That tight, youthful skin against your grizzled ball hair...

― andy, Friday, 23 January 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

pj also has a sweet ass

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ozzy. No contest.

Stop giggling in the front row, the "contest" ain't betwixt Pj's and Ozzy's bottomdoms!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

MICHAEL JACKSON

― sucka (sucka), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sucka wins.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Courtney Love.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Think of the money.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sucka wins Courtney Love"?

Alex in NYC, in what profession are you?!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Fondue merchant.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Fondue pot inspector and freelance fondue-fork-weilding assassin.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Coming to a cheese party near you, soon.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't think of one. But if we were to talk 'bout movie stars, I'd say Julia Roberts, 'cuz I can't find that woman anything but repulsively unattractive.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 24 January 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fred durst for men, kylie minogue for women (i find her appearance really frightening).

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

fred durst for men, kylie minogue for women

I like this sounds like a perfume/cologne ad campaign.

"FRED DURST for men...when you want to smell like sweaty meat."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

KYLIE MINOGUE for women, when you want to run an analogy in the ground. Something about ass. Probably.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil' Bow Wow

― penelope (penelope), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't *want* Anthony Keidis, but I can imagine far worse.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

although i think, after some thought, the thing he won't do is cheat on you. so it'd be Meatloaf for life.

and all this time, i thought that the thing meatloaf wouldn't do is buttsex.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson wins, hands down. Thank god I'm too old for him anyway.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Sonia

― R the bunged up with jollop of V (Jake Proudlock), Saturday, 24 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.garyglitter.8m.com/ggtongue.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Eric wins.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson is the clear winner here, of course. But nobody has mentioned Tiny Tim. On the other hand, there may well be a serious community of Tiny Tim fetishists out there.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Sunday, 25 January 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Tiny Tim's dead.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh. Wash me clean, Tiny Tim!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ow... OW... don't scrub so HARD!!!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

yipe.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys aren't trying hard enough.
http://www.joanprice.com/images/simmons.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris Farlowe is the ugliest man in rock.

― pete s, Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Leo Sayer.

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Realization: Leo Sayer and Richard Simmons are the same person!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

See?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/competitions/2002/09/images/leo_sayer_270x165.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

judas priests drummer

― zappi (joni), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That was the thought process I went through too Eric

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(I suspected as much, but I didn't want to say out lout how dumb I suspected I was. At any rate, I bet Richard Simmons is in far better shape nowadays and could do some welcome damage to me with his thighs.)

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

the guy from nickelback. he scares me.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 January 2004 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Arrg! Dana!

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 26 January 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

S Club 8 (any member)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

and just for the record, in case he's reading this, i LOVE huey lewis. i don't know if i'd sleep with him because sleeping with rockstars seems a bit 1980's, but i'd certainly make out with him.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dana wasn't that bad Anna

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

colette that's gross. Huey Lewis is 76% rubber (which is actually convenient if you were to sleep with him)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

but i LOVE him! we're meant to be together!

http://www.trufun.com/gd.gallery/huey.tape.jpg

look at that tshirt. it's like he was on the side of music downloaders before they even invented computers. he's so cool.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a condemnation not a condonement, no?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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