Tight Jeans

actually, i think just girls in tight jeans = classic.

This is the thread where women will bang on sanctimoniously about masculinity, and define men purely by their body parts and secondary sexual attributes.

-- Kreskin (iioi...), January 25th, 2004.

I want all my men obsessed with their weight and keeping their asses skinny and faffing about over their hair loss so they are too concerned with their image and too weak from dieting and muscle atrophy to actually employ their Rule Of Thumb and I think I have had too much coffee and maple syrup cause I am laughing too hard to type at this point.

Except we don't want any MENG getting at it because that will ruin their asslessness.

This is what happens when I don't have sex for prolonged periods. Can someone put some in a box and mail it to me, please?

http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~baohuynh/bush-bao.jpg

*notes nearby wall*

*bangs head against it*

Anyway.

Do you KNOW how much cheaper Levis are in this country than in the UK? God bless America!

but i don't really like tight jeans on anyone, guy or girl.

but if someone is looking for attention, tight jeans might be the answer. there was a girl across from me on the tube with sprayed-on jeans tucked into white boots and i just couldn't stop staring, trying to figure out what the hell she was thinking when she got dressed? (also worn with a matching jean jacket and big white belt around her hips. in a trailer-trash way, not a trendy 2003 trousers into boots kind of way)
x-ppost

(child-bearing hips on a man rock! At least I hope they do)

The eighties, which is where they should stay.

These are everywhere now, might jump on the bandwagon and get a pair myself.

Latest thing with ver kids is to wear black ones with white trainers.

I for one love super skin tight jeans I love to see more guys in skin tight jeans because I like looking at the big bulges on guys with skin tight jeans the question is where can I get some jeans that are that tight?

-- , Saturday, January 24, 2004 11:12 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol surprise

these shits are going out of style in new york thank god wut up pencil legs

Dunno if they are still hip with yr fashionistas, but they've basically become the default jeans fit for the average under 25 over the last year or so.

In the UK, I mean.

coming soon to the uk: mom jeans

these shits are going out of style in new york thank god wut up pencil legs

-- jhøshea, Sunday, April 13, 2008 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i know shit man i had a pair of these and was like "wtf bros these are mad uncomfy what are we doing wearing these" and a legion of hipster guys stroked their moustaches and wept

Yikes, what are "mom jeans"?

xpost

thank you for eradicating this scourge with your sage words hoos

:D

http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/wide-jeans.jpg

mom^

it started in uk
therefore it must end in uk

My 14 year old cousin says that you would get ripped and labelled a saddoe for wearing baggy jeans now, and that all the cool kids compete to wear the tightest. This is the opposite of my lol 90s teen years.

theres still tons baggy jeans around here

although obv way less than there used to be

it started in uk
therefore it must end in uk

-- warmsherry, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:26

I got the impression it started in London with schmindie types, but other ppl sayin NY, I dunno.

Kate Moss is to blame
for everything

the real tapered shits starting showing up here en mass three years ago maybe - the ambitious were no doubt wearing them before that

although i tend to think everything happened abt three years ago

Dunno if they are still hip with yr fashionistas, but they've basically become the default jeans fit for the average under 25 over the last year or so.

-- Bodrick III, Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:19 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol welcome to 2005.

i dunno if this shit has run its course -- apparently not, you see enough east end dbags wearing them, but someone somewhere must be doing something else by now.

In the US it started as a hardcore/emo scene kinda thing ... 2000 or so. If people in the UK were wearing them before that, good for them.

go make an emo

they look worse on guys than girls (um but that's true of everything i guess) but still: dnw 4 all time.

Yeah I was gonna say back in like 8th grade I saw eyeliner boys wearing them

that was an xp

its really unimportant when some wanna be homo teens did it - its only when its everywhere and annoying and when itll end

^^^^ this

eyeliner boys
now that is something I can not deal with

grinds m'gears

im the new sheriff of the tight jeans thread

Guess my point is that yeah, emos and indies been wearing them for ages, but it's only in the last year or so you started to see "regular" kinda-trendy kids wearing them. Although I am up north.

I'm wearing skinny jeans and a flannel shirt as I type this. what're you gonna do about it? huHH?????????

im considering employing the standard catch phrase

hahah

I'm wearing skinny jeans and a flannel shirt as I type this. what're you gonna do about it? huHH?????????

-- burt_stanton, niedziela, 13 kwiecień 2008 18:49 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

omg u 2

I think it is impressive when young men wear tight jeans but still manage to have their asses & boxers hanging out a bit. How is this possible? Is it just that they are not very worldly, like my young self who forgot to make sure my shirts were not stuck in part of my jeans when buttoning up after using the bathroom? But a youth lacking that worldliness would certainly not be purchasing such faddish jeans. What a vexing riddle this is.

Also: where are they supposed to come to on your ankles? I have a pair I can't wear without boots bcz they end right above my ankles and I got called "Urkel" too much in jr. high for my pants' hem length so I am kind of self-conscious about this.

http://www.geocities.com/masonicboom/fud.txt
http://www.geocities.com/masonicboom/fud.txt
http://www.geocities.com/masonicboom/fud.txt

Also: where are they supposed to come to on your ankles? I have a pair I can't wear without boots bcz they end right above my ankles and I got called "Urkel" too much in jr. high for my pants' hem length so I am kind of self-conscious about this.

-- Abbott, Sunday, 13 April 2008 19:21

I am just sort of stunned that the dreaded "halfmast" is actually cool now.

I like how Yerac wears her jeans so now I only wear jeans that are skinTIGHT.

these shits are going out of style in new york thank god wut up pencil legs

― jhøshea, Sunday, April 13, 2008

still around, no?

Do people actually have a problem that the average pair (on men under 25 or 30) is skinnier than in 2000? Super-skinny jeans are something else - but I don't think I would ever wear jeans which tended towards baggy.

unless/until I put on weight

I like pants that are snug but not skater/teen girl jeans-tight. Anyway, they tended towards snugness way before 2005 (try 1955).

kinda clicked hoping this to be a pic thread

I actually checked to make sure this wasn't a thread for a chillwave band called Tight Jeans.

I actually checked to make sure this wasn't a thread for a chillwave band called Tight Jeans.

lol!

it's gotta be a loose fit, has to be a loose fit

Tight Fit?

http://youtu.be/0cD9cBEaNBc

LOOSE FIT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVehMqCRj7E

it's gotta be a loose fit, has to be a loose fit

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, June 6, 2011 5:59 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

you would.

tight jeans are stupid. what if a dog chases you? what if you're late for the bus. what if you eat a big lunch?

jeans can just fit

let's not bring qualifications into this

she brushed by me in painted-on jeans
and all heads turned 'cause she was the queen

that is the couplet that a truly tight pair of tight jeans brings to my mind

what if a dog chases you? what if you're late for the bus. what if you eat a big lunch?

None of these things have ever happened to me in my life. It's funny how quickly people want normal fitting jeans to be over, considering that ridiculously baggy clown pants reigned for about 20 years.

Abercrombie and Fitch still haven't switched over I think. Have never been in one in my life so I can't be sure.