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So, who are the lucky million, then? Conversely, who are the cursed million?

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 26 January 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

cursed=the ones mcdonald's served

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 January 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

JERKING OFF PREVENTS CANCER!!!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 26 January 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 January 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/masonicboom/fud.txt

― the river fleet, Monday, 26 January 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's Aja when u need her?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 January 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The cursed:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc800/c858/c85896l7f98.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 26 January 2004 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

which ILXor is most likely to be spotted handing out Watchtowers in subway stations?

― Jehovah's Witnessbär (llamasfur), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bon appetit

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

which ILXor is most likely to be spotted handing out Watchtowers in subway stations?

probably me, i live right near the watchtower headquarters...

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

brooklyn then?

I was a JW for 16 years. :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jehovah's Witness-stein

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

TS Pamphleteering Religious Whacko Subway Pest: Jehovah's Witnesses vs. Jews for Jesus

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

can i get a 40 witness?

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 26 January 2004 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My mum and her siblings had to fake JW for three years because their mum went nuts and while indisposed in nutter hospital, noseyparkers from various other religions tried to insist a father could not do the four kids thing on his own and put pressure on him to foster them out. The JWs offered home help to other bereaved/single dad Witnesses for $15/week. Indoctrination at no extra charge. Grandpa decided they could fake it until their mother came back with bits of her brain missing, so that's what they did.

Also, I remember bad pastel illustrations in Watchtowers which suggest all the chosen people go to meet their maker in powder blue or lemon yellow polyester jumpsuits.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 26 January 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounds like the heaven's gate bunch.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 26 January 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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