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This thread is about Bruce Springsteen's ass, ok?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://msdb.hp.infoseek.co.jp/best%20album/bruce%20springdteen.JPG

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be reading "Poor Folk" right now. In a way, Springsteen probably has a lot of similarity to Dostoevsky. I think that I should focus on this instead of skimming/notating an old story.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.the-springsteen-tickets.com/graphic/brucepic2.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the line before? run your hands across these velvet rims?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"place your hands," isn't it?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

How about that scene in Desperate Teenage Lovedolls where the Gene Vincent KISS doll tells Steve MacDonald of Redd Kross to kill Bruce Springsteen, can we talk about that?

― the river fleet, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"poor folk" SUXORs. skip to "the double," you'll thank me.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

good grief - desperate teenage lovedolls!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic film. And Jello Biafra as president!

― the river fleet, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream, at night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines.
Sprung from cages on highway 9, chrome wheeled, fuel injected and stepping out over the line. Baby, this town rips the bones from your back--it’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap. We gotta get out while we’re young cos tramps like us, baby, we were born to run. Wendy, let me in, I wanna be your friend, I want to guard your dreams and visions. Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims and strap your hands across my engines. Together we could break this trap. We’ll run till we drop, and baby, we’ll never go back. Will you walk with me out on the know find out how it feels. I want to know if love is wild, girl--I want to know if love is real. Beyond the palace, semi(?)-powered drones scream down the boulevard. The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors and the boys try to look so hard. The amusement park rises bold and stark, and kids are huddled on the beach in a mist. I wanna die with you, Wendy, on the streets tonight in an everlasting kiss.

1...2...3...4!

The highway’s jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive. Everybody’s out on the run tonight but there’s no place left to hide. Together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness. I’ll love you with all the madness in my soul. Someday girl--I don’t know when--we’re gonna get to that place where we really want to go and we’ll walk in the sun
BUT TIL THEN tramps like us, baby, we were born to run. Aw honey, tramps like us, baby, we were born to run.

(I KNOW THAT POOR FOLK SUCKS BTW, this is why I have to "reread it" because I don't barely remember reading it the first time)

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

then there's the GG Allin version of the highlighted lyrics.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

you frgot the grunt

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll perform the grunt for you in person if you come hang out.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

INANEVAHLASTIN'KISS

HUH

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't start a fire, sittin' around, cryin' over a broken heart...

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This gun's for hire

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

CLARENCE.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

BIG BAD MAX WINEBERG

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

COURTENEY COX

Oh wait

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This sums up my feelings on the Boss

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 28 January 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay, an Jersey-ass thread!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

how about "a Jersey-ass thread."

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT CLICKED ON THE LINK?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The link is fantastic isnt it

― Melly E (Melly E), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

damn I love stuff like this

http://s%20trife.youaremyfriend.com/

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 29 January 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://death.youaremyfriend.com

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 29 January 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nobody.youaremyfriend.com

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thing ever: Gypsy's rendition of said line during an MST3K bit sometime during the Joel era (I think it's the Master Ninja episode).

Second best thing ever: The Ben Stiller Show's "Counting With Bruce Springsteen"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"HUNH! HOO! HEE! HOAH! HI! IH! EHEN! EEY!"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://jimmythemod.youaremyfriend.com/

― Allyzay, Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god now it's time to scare the living shit out of my friends.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it scared the shit out of me when I first opened it too.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously I'm sending this everybody I know with no explanation. Other than perhaps adding that I love them.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

btw I still find it hard to believe that Bruce got away with putting his ass on the cover of his best-selling album of all time. Did Reagan know?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well it's a fantastic ass.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean George Michael got so much shit for the "Faith" video while Bruce gets away with an album cover that basically says "LOOK AT MY ASS" with the goddamn American flag behind it. IGNORE THE FLAG, STARE AT MY ASS. Wtf?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really a bit...cheeky, no?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(just so you know I put my pinky up to my mouth and raised my eyebrow after posting that)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

George Michael's ass is totally overrated and not as good as Bruce Springsteen's ass. Also, Bruce was in general much hotter than George, who everyone knew was secretly gay anyway, hence it was a lot more about homophobia than anything else, I swear. ALSO HE'S LIMEY.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

So Bruce gets away with blatantly displaying his ass because we know he's not really gay? Was he the first metrosexual or something?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys should use the tiny url site to attempt to totally throw off your even your more technically proficient friends.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean didn't some oblivious-to-pop-culture parent ever walk into their bad-ass son's bedroom, see an album cover with a guy's ass on it and get a bit suspicious?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially with Village People worthy titles like "I'm Going Down," "Glory Days" and "I'm On Fire"?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 29 January 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is about rockstar ass, miccio is here, and no mention has been made of loverboy yet?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax! wins.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 29 January 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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