Do your pant legs have salt stains around your ankles.

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Yay winter!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"salt stains"?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Filthy.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ying yang twinz to thread.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

No. It doesn't snow here.

I do however have holes in my pant legs near my ankles.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja- How did that happen?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My jeans are a bit long for me.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Cause the kids wear their pants all draggy these days. Wait.. so do I.

x-post I was right!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Salt stains are somehow more refined-looking in a margarita glass, where they belong. Thank you.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

No kim. My pants aren't baggy.

I'm short.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

My pants are baggy because I'm a waif.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. it's embarrassing, but it's winter so whatcha gonna do?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't mean baggy - I meant long in the legs so the backs drag the ground and get kinda tatty. I'm short enough myself that I love the big shoes long pants combo.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. it's embarrassing, but it's winter so whatcha gonna do?

Get on a scooter!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a long commute from home to the train station -- that simply isn't feasible!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a 3 foot drift on the supposedly "plowed" path to school today.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

plus scooters + ice and snow = imminent disaster.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a long commute from home to the train station -- that simply isn't feasible!

Electric scooter!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You people suggesting scooters have never seen snow, have you?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

rollerblade, you fools!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

aja lives in san francisco, so obviously not.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What? I just went to New York!

I was born in Maryland and have gone there many times.

I have seen plenty of snow!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I have salt stains from taking a lovely afternoon dip in the sea up to my ankles on this nice summers day.

Eat snow, northern suckas!

PS this may be a complete lie.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet you didn't ride a scooter in the snow in either NY or MD. and didn't see many people in those places riding scooters in the snow or on the ice, either.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

One was on a bike though.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I ride a bike in the snow. But not when the windchill is sub -5 F.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that you I saw?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

KNOW YOUR ILX FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of internet, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pant ankles will be crusted with "salt stains" from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a shot on the news today of a man being buried by a snowplow. First plow comes by and knocks him down; second plow comes by and covers him in wet, wet snow.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, Mr. Noodles, you are disturbing me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, salt stains. That's what they are. Stains from.. salt.

*looks around*

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you people are warped.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ALL y'all.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok.

You just keep thinking that, ok?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 January 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Our vibrations were getting nasty, but why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 January 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Lady walking her dogs in NYC: Don't step on the salt or you'll hurt your paws.

She said that in a very high, and annoying voice.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, you want to be gentle with that woman if she ever calls again.
We're watching her very carefully... this woman has been into laudanum. It's a controlled experiment, but I suspect we'll need your cooperation before this thing is over.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you talking about?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 29 January 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No one understands him. He crazy.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 29 January 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.calcioinglese.it/articoli/oldfirm2003_file/image005.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 January 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno about "salt stains," but I fucking hate how my pants get dirty from slushing through dirty snow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Noodle is quoting Thompson.
I ride my bike to work everyday and I live In Northern Wyoming. Check the weather for 83001, then tell my how you gotta drive to the 7-11 for Doritos.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 29 January 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

He is.

Either that or he's having a very public breakdown.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 January 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 29 January 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

oh dear lord. I think Noodles has been hitting the maple syrup.

No salt stains yet, cause I haven't salted. I still haven't shifted the last few inches off the drive. My coat had salt all over it. Grrrrr.

― The River Kate (kate), Thursday, 29 January 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

there this thing called a washing machine.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 29 January 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my car is coated in salt. it looks like a giant chalkboard

― kephm, Thursday, 29 January 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

winter? bizarre

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why Sam! People have been asking about you -- are things well?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, see 'this is the thread. . '

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Done and done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

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