Adventures with Dirty Punker Girls

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oh, well. I'll let you know how this one turns out. I am going to hang out with the dirty punker girls from my anthropology class. They are all drunk. Hmm.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

ROCK

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

as long as they're clean where cleanliness is most important

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Behind the ears?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

there, too.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Between the ears?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

in the bathroom?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, dirty punker girls in bathrooms.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

*makes some Slits joke*

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, dirty slits in bathrooms

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

loosest slots in Vegas!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nwhc.ac.uk/old/fashionshow/party.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Make sure you quiz them thoroughly on their Punk credentials, and ridicule them as mere poseurs if they don't answer properly.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought this was gonna be a jon williams thread but ian is close enough. good luck and godspeed

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Humph. Dirty punker girls don't have a patch on dirty dronerock girls.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer dirty folkie girls.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

goths are where it's at.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i had no idea punks went to college. do any of them have pet fleas?

― kephm, Friday, 30 January 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

well, how'd it go?

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dirty hippie girls tend to be nicer than dirty punker girls, if a bit less animated.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't we all just agree that *dirty girls* are swell?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you done yet?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne you should become an ambassador or a hostage negotiator or something.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

**Stands up with megaphone** -- "Release all your hot chicks into my custody, and no one will get hurt. Repeat: give me the babes and no one will get hurt." Dude, I'm so there.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 30 January 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like the intro to the most amazing video ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be "custardy".

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 30 January 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It'd be a rather noble profession, I must say.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i got snuggles with a vaguely clean indie pop girl.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

better than scabies with a vaguely dirty punk girl!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 30 January 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yeh, imagine that happening to you, phew how embarressing!

(backs out of ilx scratching surreptitously)

― zappi (joni), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi guys, I think I might have had sex with a sorority girl last night but I don't remember and now some girl is imming me every three seconds!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(r)imming you?

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My asshole is strangely clean, yes.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

strangely? how can you tell?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, see, I thought by "dirty" we meant "naughty." Now I'm realizing dirty = unclean. In which case, that's a big zero in my book.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon and Ian, are you having some sort of weird contest?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

How come even though I go to college in New Orleans, land of fun and partying, I don't seem to be having anywhere near as much fun as Ian and Jon?

― adam (adam), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

its an east coast thing. girls are cuckoo here.

― kephm, Friday, 30 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Because you don't go to brass band shows, Adam.

(the above may not be true)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not so much a contest as a long-standing friendly rivalry; i have been chasing dirty punker girls since jon was fucking art school girls (ca. 1998.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

I heard Ian is in love!

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldn't go that far!

i am disappointed that she hasn't called me today.

(ian in getting laid shockah.)

(and she's not really a dirty punker girl.)

― i4n j0hns0n, Monday, 26 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

tell me all about it dude?@!!@!@!@!@!@

― NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Monday, 26 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i met her on thursday.
i slept at her house.
we hung out friday night and i slept over again.
saturday we hung out in parks & gardens & shops & flea markets & grilled cheese restaurant. later that night we met up at a lame party (she was really drunk, i was baked and kinda drunk). we went back to her place and made out/fucked.

we get along really well, and i feel comfortable around her. she's outgoing & easy to talk to.

― IAN JOHNS0N, Monday, 26 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I TALKED TO IAN ON THE TELEPHONE FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN I WAS DRIVING AROUND ORANGE COUNTY CALIFORNIA!!! ASK HIM ABOUT JAPANTHER!!! ... ?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 26 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

WORST. BAND. EVER.

NNCK were good though! And I didn't end up going to Lauren/hstencil's show thingee cuz i was mackin' it with this girl. i also neglected to go see the WHIRLING DERVISHES for class.

― i4n j0hns0n, Monday, 26 April 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

wait a minute..."grilled cheese restaurant"?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. there is a grilled cheese specialty restaurant in nyc.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 26 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i had canadian bacon, swiss, cheddar, monterey jack, onions, peppers & hot sauce on a baguette with fries!!!! she had something vaguely similar with turkey instead of canadian bacon and fewer varieties of cheese.

― ian johns0n, Monday, 26 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

madness.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and mushrooms too.

― i4n j0hns0n, Monday, 26 April 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian, I have a date with girl to play the sammich game!!! We are in love!

― NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Monday, 26 April 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/user.jsp?id=1994929

Ian, I am posting this because you didn't reply to my post about the sammich game!!! Also, let's not forget about CRAIGSLIST!

♥!

― NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Monday, 26 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, i cared most about the grilled cheese restaurant the most too.

also in NYC there's the Peanut Butter & Co. a whole restaurant devoted to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. i've never actually been, but the wifee brought back white chocolate peanut butter and strawberry marshmallow creme. heavenly.

she ate the Elvis - grilled pb&j with banannas and bacon!!

http://www.ilovepeanutbutter.com/

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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