Let's All Wish Dick Cheney A Happy Birthday!

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You made it Big Dick!! 4 heart attacks can't keep a good man down! But what do you get the man who has everything?

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

a new job.

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Die, cunt, die.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wish him a happy birthday? who's gonna make me? you and what ar...oh wait...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 30 January 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.theoriginalsoundtrack.com/ile/markc.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tinyurl.com/cunt

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

wow! mark looks really really scary there! you should email that to [email protected]...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 30 January 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"If a sparrow can fall to the ground without His notice,
it is likely that an empire can rise without His help?"

x-mas card from Lynne & Dick Cheney, 2003

Wonder what Lynne's b-day card to Dick said?

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Congratulations! You got away with it!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, Cheney, you dick!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

if Cheney and Aaron Brown ever met their collective smugness would create a wormhole that if we were lucky might swallow Lynne

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Marc C in third eastenders potato head brother shocka.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Considering your barnet is it really wise to start, Ed?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

FITE!!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My barnet will uncoil and deliver a stinging slap of challenge to mark's goose pimply head.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What's that line about men fighting over a comb?

― Man with absurdly thick, glossy hair, Friday, 30 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My shining dome will deflect your sting while blinding your weak speccy eyes.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

see what dick cheney can do? he promotes hatred and anger among people around the world!

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

For the amusement of daft people like myself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That link is work safe BTW...

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

happy b'day, dick. now go eat some nice greasy ribs and a big bacon cheeseburger.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

grumble grumble piece of shit robot motherfucker, I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree, wow

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

My contempt would only give him satisfaction. He's that kind of fella. Instead, my birthday wish for Mr. Cheney is that he finally get what he so clearly deserves. Let the grateful nation draft him to serve in a war as a private soldier in the US infantry. Who knows? He might get that particular itch out of his system at last, after the keen disappointment of missing out on Vietnam. He might even get the supreme satisfaction of having his body parts and blood strewn across a wide radius in the service of his country.

― Aimless, Friday, 30 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I have so much contempt that I don't care if my contempt gives him satisfaction.
http://starstarstar.net/canyouhearthis.JPG

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

goddamn I have huge hands.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Teeny, I never knew you were on Star Trek!

::ducks::

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Make it so.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

goddammit, that's my new favorite sweater! It looks really great on, I swear!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 January 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/gallery/images/340/ds9jadzia05.jpg

Lieutenant Teeny, reporting to duty.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't even get my military cliches right.

Actually that pic reminded me of a contestant on America's best show, America's Next Top Model.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0204/april/images/evil_dick.jpg

Flaming heck!

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

But what do you get the man who has everything?

For Dick Cheney I suggest a Jesus Buttplug and a stake through the heart.

― Paul Ess (Paul Ess), Saturday, 31 January 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

hope you choke.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 9 January 2006 11:41 (twenty years ago)

but first the indictments

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 9 January 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

get well soon! so you can be impeached.

cheers,

a concerned citizen

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 9 January 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Heard you had a spell of diarrhea over the weekend.
~~Happy Birthday~~Go ta fuckin hell.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 9 January 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

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