This is the thread for senselessly flirting away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

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Ummm...Hi! I like your shirt.

*giggles*

Can I read your palm?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

PERVERT.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I never have any luck in this town.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you should go homo then

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's still like two hours until homo time! :(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks at watch*

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/Orbhead/hammertime.gif

it's homo time!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

please homo, don't hurt 'em!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had a homo, I'd homo in the morning.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? There are no girls in here. Oh wait, shit there's one now.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

homo no mo

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Incidentally, that is now the front-runner in the race for "BEST GIF EVER!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

po mo knock knock

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I simply cannot flirt in here. Where is Stevem?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, Ladies!

http://www.clubdevo.com/images/home/devo_poses.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, you're looking stunning this afternoon.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

right here right now

― Jesus Jonesbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would say this thread is disappointing but...the gif! With the dancing!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, thank you, Luna, do you like the "cobwebs in hair and covered with dust" look I'm sporting today? ::bats eyelashes:: Why come up to my attic, and get some of your own!

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

*fanning self*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

While you're up here, can you help me hunt for the St.Claire Diamonds?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

or her jesus jones video!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

HI DERE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like Trixie Belden!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I know where the Jesus Jones video is! Right next to the Ride video!

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

your friendster pic doesn't really capture your eyes

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, we're supposed to be flirting, not solving mysteries! Unless... we're really ... THE SCOOBY GANG!!!

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If I have to be Velma again, I'm gonna be pissed. I look really bad in orange.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm wearing a turtleneck. And brown corduroy. And GLASSES! I'll be Velma.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've still got my ex-girlfriend's copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special. Would you like to see it?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

First, the hunt for Shaggy's stash!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

zoinks!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got some tapes of Kasey Kasem reading Scooby Doo slash fiction. Care to listen?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i'm sure shaggy wAnts to stash something somewhere

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

OHMIGOD, I FORGOT!!! I was going through a box of old art stuff, you know, old paint and brushes and things, and this screen (You know, for a pipe or a bong or something) fell out. Cue me rapidly trying to push it back into the box, trying to explain how it's some kind of art thing. For sifting paint pigments, yeah, that's it.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

If that's your idea of a come on, sugar.... but yeah, okay.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is spectacular.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"push it back into the box"

― Danperrybär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

GET YER MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF A GIRL!!! Oh, wait...

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

rapidly trying, no less

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LOOK FOR MY DIAMONDS OR WHAT?!?!?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, diamonds, yes.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Find yer own diamonds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's for... sifting."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You know where the best place to smuggle diamonds is, don't you?

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

are yer diamonds in yer box?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

so I'm reading your R.E.M. POX and I'm thinking...GOD you must be dynamite in bed.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, worst recent diamond use evah (as well as stupidest wannabe tie-in):

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11900.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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Tu cherches des chameaux ou des singes?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

::surveys thread::

Quel le fuck?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Qu'est-ce que tu préfères?

xposte

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Maintenant, je préfère un hérisson.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

COMMA TALLEY VOO?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Bon, ça y est, un hérisson pour la dame. T'es pas un peu farfelue, ma chère?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Merci, c'était trés bien fait. Malheureusement il faut que j'aille au pub maintenant. À la prochaine!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FRENCH DRESSING!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Amuse-toi bien, Mädchen, et bois une pinte pour moi.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, but french UNdressing, whah whah whah! (xpost)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

FRITES DE LIBERTE!!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Um . . . un baguette est les Cantona ala Jacques Brel.

Wee?

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

le sange est dans l'arbre.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Sac Magique.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Est-ce je peux aller aux toilettes?

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Absolument. N'oublie pas de te laver les mains avant de revenir.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

si embrasser est kissing, et baiser est screwing, qu'est-ce que c'est le mot pour hugging? embrasser (c'est ce que j'ai pense) pour tous les deux? ou y-a-t'il un autre mot?

(c'est possible que mon francais est horrible, maintenant)

― juliaaa, Friday, 1 July 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Boff!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 July 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Faire un calin or s'étreindre. Strictly speaking it's s'étreindre but lots of French people seem to say snuggle/cuddle instead because it's used more between parents and children than between adults who kiss each other or shake hands.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I wondered where the sense was in frittering away a Friday afternoon when we could flirt it away instead. And then I realised - my god! - we have not flirted since 1st July 2005. ILX, this is truly atrocious.

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

For this you deserve punishment.

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a clue how to flirt. :-(

I do know how to fritter, though.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I miss Jeanne Fury. :(

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

I thought I saw her here recently. . .

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, a student has just jumped out of a 5th floor window on campus. That sure puts a dampener on my desire to flirt :(

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

For now, yes. But in a month, it'll be all like, "Say baby, didn't I see you at the big suicide a few weeks ago?"

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Damn, that's horrible. :( Are they okay?

Kenan, shut up.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

It's weird to see Liz's name on this thread on 7/1/05. :(

― jaymc, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Still alive last I heard. Exam time, innit. Unfortunately our regular Friday drinking sesh was interrupted by a senior personage who didn't know we have a Friday drinking sesh, bringing the news. Sorry, shouldn't have turned a fun thread all dark. Ignore me and get to flirting, ilxors!

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I think this thread should be dark maybe. . .

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I hereby declare that posts after the snail shall not be dark!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stik.jpg

― Madchen, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I meant dark as in maybe let's just turn the lights out on it and let it be.

(nice snail though)

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

let's just turn the lights out on it and let it be.

sorry but people are attempting suicide every hour of everyday. i'm not gonna stop living my life because someone sad and pathetic did something crazy and stupid.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm talking about Liz's posts from a couple of years ago.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

(nice snail though)

best flirt ever!

― CharlieNo4, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I don't think we should avoid posting on any thread that Liz participated in, it was just poignant to see her posts here less than a week before she died.

― jaymc, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, this thread has gone right to hell. New flirting thread?

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

there's this one: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=41088

― luna, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

But maybe a new one is a better idea.

― luna, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah the other one ends with morbs suggesting a hatefuck. We're going nowhere fun with these threads.

― kenan, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53772#unread

― luna, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

My that is one fantastic snail.

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

He's self-lubricating.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

ten years pass...

fryday thank thee merry gentleman for coming
but now i implore thee to finish

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)

oh wait what wrong thread

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:38 (eight years ago)

If you're thanking them for coming it sounds like they're already finished (WINK)

― Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:42 (eight years ago)

~_-

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:56 (eight years ago)

great revive

― bathed and ready for a snack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:58 (eight years ago)

i know no one wants to know how the sausage is made but that one was a shower thought

― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:01 (eight years ago)

Made a sausage shower what now?

― Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 March 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

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