Regular Movies That Could Be Porn Movies

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...cause they have porneriffic titles, like

Pi
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Gamera: Guardian Of The Universe

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

GLAD HE ATE HER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhhahahahjsajhahjshjahjsahjsdhajsdsfkdjshf

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh god)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord of the Rings.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Dog Day Afternoon
O Lucky Man!
Il Postino
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The prime of miss Jean Brodie
They shoot horses, dont they?
Giant
Patton: Lust for Glory
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
Bull Durham
Goldfinger
Rawhide
Hannah and her Sisters
Biggles
Fanny and Alexander
Dr Strangelove
Highlander II - The Quickening
The 400 Blows
Candyman

― pete s, Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Working Girl. You could basically add two minutes of hardcore fucking to the end of each scene. I'm not saying I want you to, I'm saying the plot allows for it.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Fish

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm really the first person who gets to say Octopussy? whodathunkit?

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

LA's current releases...

5000 Fingers of Dr. T
Along Came Polly PG-13 1 hr. 30 min.
American Splendor R 1 hr. 40 min.
Bad Santa R 1 hr. 33 min.
Barbarian Invasions, The R 1 hr. 52 min.
Big Bounce, The PG-13 1 hr. 48 min.
Big Fish PG-13 2 hrs. 05 min.
Black Eyes
Blazing Saddles
Brother Bear G 1 hr. 25 min.
Calendar Girls PG-13 1 hr. 48 min.
Capturing the Friedmans NR 1 hr. 47 min.
Chasing Liberty PG-13 1 hr. 51 min.
Cheaper by the Dozen PG 1 hr. 55 min.
Dirty Pretty Things R 1 hr. 47 min.
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
Girl with a Pearl Earring PG-13 1 hr. 35 min.
Gothika R 1 hr. 35 min.
Honey PG-13 1 hr. 44 min.
Inside Daisy Clover
Kal Ho Naa Ho
Khakee NR 2 hrs. 54 min.
Looney Tunes: Back in Action PG 1 hr. 30 min.
Love Actually R 2 hrs. 09 min.
Love Don't Cost a Thing PG-13 1 hr. 45 min.
Love with the Proper Stranger NR 1 hr. 42 min.
Master and Commander PG-13 2 hrs. 20 min.
Meatballs
My Baby's Daddy PG-13 1 hr. 30 min.
Perfect Score, The PG-13 1 hr. 43 min.
Pieces of April PG-13 1 hr. 21 min.
Something's Gotta Give PG-13 2 hrs. 13 min.
Stuck on You PG-13 2 hrs. 08 min.
Teacher's Pet PG 1 hr. 24 min.
Torque PG-13 1 hr. 34 min.
Triplets of Belleville, The PG-13 1 hr. 22 min.
Whale Rider PG-13 1 hr. 45 min.
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton PG-13 1 hr. 35 min.
You Got Served PG-13 1 hr. 40 min.
Young Black Stallion, The G 0 hrs. 45 min.

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Coming To America
Two Days In The Valley
The Dish
Big Lebowski

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 31 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fox and the Hound
Free Willy
On the Buses
Ice Cold in Alex
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
Enter the Dragon
In the Heat of the Night
Educating Rita
Smokey and the Bandit

― pete s, Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Coyote Ugly.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

driving miss daisy
easy rider

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Blow-Up

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Torque

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Thunderball

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

All of Me

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Gone in 60 seconds
Ed Wood
The Italian Job

― pete s, Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Deep

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Abyss

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Black Hole

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Destination Moon.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Manhunter

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Man Bites Dog

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat Drink Man Woman
Jamon! Jamon!

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 February 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Strangers on a Train

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Clockwise

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Rear Window

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Toy Story 2

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Gandhi.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Veronica Guerin

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Seduction of Joe Tynan

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaws
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Dr. strangelove
Naked Lunch

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

does this thread indicate that we watch too little porn or too much?

― omg, Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

so, basically, every movie title ever would make a good porn movie title? Finding Nemo! ooh la la!

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'Finding Emo' - worst movie ever?

― omg, Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it indicates we watch too little. But anyways:
Breathless
Picnic at Hanging Rock
All the President's Men

― Collardio G. (collardio), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

chisum

― mike bott, Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

does this thread indicate that we watch too little porn or too much?
Whats really scary is that within months of a "real" movie hitting the threatres, there's always two or three pornos with parody titles.
Such as after "Driving Miss Daisy" there would be stuff like, oh, I dunno...
"Riding Miss Daisy" or maybe "Muff-Diving Miss Daisy"
Only Morgan Freeman would be replaced by some ugly fat white guy.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bangs of New Pork"..."The Last Case of Crisco"...okay, bye

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone remember the episode of Dream On where Martin becomes a porn script writer and makes classic works of literature into porn? Eat-a-Puss Rex, Catch Her in the Rear, etc...

I seem to remember David Spade talking about something like this in stand-up: Itty Bitty Gang Bang, Your Ass Licked Park, Schindler's Fist.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 1 February 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's been done but it's still FUNNY (at least to my juvenile mind :) )

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 1 February 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember summarizing the plot of 'Fuckin Amal' as about two Swedish teenage lesbians, which made it sound like a very different movie than it actually was.

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 1 February 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Little Women.

― Johnney B, Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Glen Garry Glenn Ross

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Breakfast at Tiffany's

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 1 February 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Rear Window

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Wings of Desire

― stevo (stevo), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Apt Pupil"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "The Third Man"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rope"

Maybe Hitchcock is too easy though

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Enter the Dragon

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

A Fistfull of Dollars

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Dirty Harry

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Shaft

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Harder they Come

― stevo (stevo), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

heh heh heh

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The African Queen

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool Hand Luke

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Trading Places

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hannah & her Sisters

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Alex! Dontcha read my frickin posts! Ive done 'Hannah' and 'Dragon'! Wake up dude!

― pete s, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep your pants on, Pete. My bad. Also, May Pang did "Rear Window". Sue me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(hey its all good)

― pete s, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Marathon Man

― pete s, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Three Men and a Little Lady

― pete s, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ghoulies

― pete s, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

One-Trick Pony

― pete s, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Three Men and a Little Lady

Oh man!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Howard's End.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe and the Volcano

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Buttman's Bendover Brazilian Babes

― 535, Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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