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Yes ... Canada has decided to put the spanking back on the kids... Ain't it about time? What are your thought?

― Gale, Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

they so cray-zeh

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

SPANK DEM FUCKERS

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

And here is the inevitable posting of http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf300/f389/f38908xpjn1.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

DON'T LET THEM SPANK ME

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

Google search "canadian spanking" and you get this picture of Lance Armstrong being chased by a man dressed up as the devil

http://www.keithryan.com/Images/LanceArmstrong-SellsSoul.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

good thing the Devil wears running shoes.

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

The thing that makes Lance such a badass is that THAT'S SATAN'S BIKE.

― jazz odysseus, Monday, 2 February 2004 06:08 (twenty years ago) link

we are awesome, gay marriage, decriminalizing the dope, and whooping kiddy ass!

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

I'm just sad that they've stated in their ruling that only hands can be used to spank. No more ass paddlin' I guess. I seem to remember it hurting less to be spanked with a wooden spoon than with an open hand.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

less surface area

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

And spoons give. My mom broke a couple of those fuckers over my ass.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

someone needs to spank the Supreme Court so they can make informed judgments.

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

(i nominate you Bryan)

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

I'd be having so much fun I'd forget what the point was.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

I think maybe that's why you can only do it with your hand. Eventually your hand will start to hurt and you'll have to stop.

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

Use the other hand!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

works for both kinds of spanking.
speed and romance.

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

Spanking is wasted on children. They never appreciate it properly.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

Helllllllo Dolly!

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

Is it true that the newly unified Tories in Canada are going to have a paddle as their new logo?

― Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Monday, 2 February 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

only if Angus Young (who's leading in the polls) wins the leadership.

― Huck Stable (Horace Mann), Monday, 2 February 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago) link

"Mama, mama, don't spank de baby on de face-uh! (Mama mama)"
"Mama, mama, don't kid de children on de head-uh!..."
"(don't kick de children...... on de head)"

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 2 February 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

Oh god. Brian, you must digitize. And scan the cover too, plz.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 February 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

what the hell is hanging between the devil's legs¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 2 February 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

db, WHAT IS THAT SONG? It rings bells in my mind!

― J (Jay), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

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