The BBC

i can't believe i said "carries" instead of using the subjunctive. GAH

Fun fact: the BBC was nationalised under a Tory government.

yeah, THAT'll stop their commie styles in their TRACKS! oh wait (a long time)

Some guy on the weather forecast talking about a lull in the rain definitely used the phrase "a bit of rest-bite" today. Beginning of the end if you ask me.

Given the accuracy of the Met Office, that forecast might prove to be something of a damp squid.

now we have a weatherman wearing jeans. It's a speedy apocalypse.

Don't be such a milk toast.

DAMMING REPORT
was behind the newsreader on the lead item a few weeks back. ten o'clock news.

I read something about Prime Gordon Brown on their website a few minutes ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8273467.stm

The person in the video is not Clarie Middleton. I don't know who it is! (Not to mention that the new chief executive's name is "Clarie", not "Claire"...)

goddamn liberal shilly-shalliers

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/dec/16/bbc-africa-have-your-say

I suggest all gays are put on a remote island somewhere and left for a generation - after which, theoretically there should be none left!

(is it legit to do a kind of quasi-homophobic zing here? along the lines of DIDN'T THEY TRY THAT WITH AUSTRALIA? OH!)

More of an Australophobic zinger there

patosceptic

Ban all Ugandan discussions, that'll solve the problem.

lol

Heard they were making a film about this - Last Queen Of Scotland.

Actually that's not funny.

you've just qualified for your own BBC3 series tho

Too subtle

it was delivered by seinfeld in a guest role

No, it was just a horrible joke to make, apologies.

i'm am literally sitting here typing in protest & outrage. i have half a mind to make a cup of tea and drink it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ER4DVRPPL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Frankie Boyle will probably steal it anyway

steve punt it's ironic because his name rhymes with sleeve

"four original episodes" plus several hours of shouting

and that's just people who've been bought it

Several hours of sitting in a corner, arms round your knees, rocking back and forth, muttering, "Why why? Why me?"

Wonder how much they like them in Uganda?

Now here's a funny song
To help you all along
It's really a bit corny
But at least it makes me money

I play this 'ere guitar
On Radio 4 ha ha ha!
The Now Show is just cack
it's a schoolboy shouting match

dum d-d-dum dum... dum dum! ba-dum pish!

LOL

not even gonna read it, just LOL repeatedly

is this about the axing of last of the summer wine?

go to www.bbc.co.uk and giggle like a giggly one

uh what was happening on the BBC homepage an hour ago?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487

ah. up to the minute as usual.

Yeah, any day now they're going to stop saying "haitch tea tea pee colon forward slash forward slash" before they tell someone a website address.

right, am going into broadcasting house.

Er, why?

Back in one day, in love with the liberal cunts all over again...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/17/mark-thompson-bbc-fox-news

Mark Thompson: I enjoy crack rock and trolling

"Kelvin MacKenzie said he should be able to host a debate about immigration or Britain pulling out of Europe without having to present a countervailing point of view."

Yeah I bet.

lol in what sense do you have a debate without a countervailing point of view yeah i know it's MacKenzie ignore him or shoot him in the balls

Debate:

"I say deport the lot of them" "No, no, we must shoot them all"

"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
"And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

like, who/what in the hell is mark thompson fucking in the photographs with which murdoch is clearly blackmailing him?