Some guy on the weather forecast talking about a lull in the rain definitely used the phrase "a bit of rest-bite" today. Beginning of the end if you ask me.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Given the accuracy of the Met Office, that forecast might prove to be something of a damp squid.
― Neil S, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
now we have a weatherman wearing jeans. It's a speedy apocalypse.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't be such a milk toast.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
DAMMING REPORTwas behind the newsreader on the lead item a few weeks back. ten o'clock news.
― rap band (schlump), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I read something about Prime Gordon Brown on their website a few minutes ago.
― ailsa, Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8273467.stm
The person in the video is not Clarie Middleton. I don't know who it is! (Not to mention that the new chief executive's name is "Clarie", not "Claire"...)
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 November 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link
goddamn liberal shilly-shalliers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/dec/16/bbc-africa-have-your-say
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I suggest all gays are put on a remote island somewhere and left for a generation - after which, theoretically there should be none left!
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
(is it legit to do a kind of quasi-homophobic zing here? along the lines of DIDN'T THEY TRY THAT WITH AUSTRALIA? OH!)
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
More of an Australophobic zinger there
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
patosceptic
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Ban all Ugandan discussions, that'll solve the problem.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Heard they were making a film about this - Last Queen Of Scotland.
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually that's not funny.
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link
you've just qualified for your own BBC3 series tho
― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Too subtle
― Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link
it was delivered by seinfeld in a guest role
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link
No, it was just a horrible joke to make, apologies.
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm am literally sitting here typing in protest & outrage. i have half a mind to make a cup of tea and drink it.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ER4DVRPPL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Frankie Boyle will probably steal it anyway
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
steve punt it's ironic because his name rhymes with sleeve
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"four original episodes" plus several hours of shouting
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
and that's just people who've been bought it
― Challop You Face (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Several hours of sitting in a corner, arms round your knees, rocking back and forth, muttering, "Why why? Why me?"
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Wonder how much they like them in Uganda?
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Now here's a funny songTo help you all alongIt's really a bit cornyBut at least it makes me money
I play this 'ere guitarOn Radio 4 ha ha ha!The Now Show is just cackit's a schoolboy shouting match
dum d-d-dum dum... dum dum! ba-dum pish!
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
not even gonna read it, just LOL repeatedly
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
is this about the axing of last of the summer wine?
― Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
go to www.bbc.co.uk and giggle like a giggly one
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
uh what was happening on the BBC homepage an hour ago?
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
ah. up to the minute as usual.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, any day now they're going to stop saying "haitch tea tea pee colon forward slash forward slash" before they tell someone a website address.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
right, am going into broadcasting house.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Er, why?
― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Back in one day, in love with the liberal cunts all over again...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/17/mark-thompson-bbc-fox-news
― Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Saturday, 18 December 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Mark Thompson: I enjoy crack rock and trolling
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"Kelvin MacKenzie said he should be able to host a debate about immigration or Britain pulling out of Europe without having to present a countervailing point of view."
Yeah I bet.
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
lol in what sense do you have a debate without a countervailing point of view yeah i know it's MacKenzie ignore him or shoot him in the balls
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Debate:
"I say deport the lot of them" "No, no, we must shoot them all"
― emil.y, Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far.""And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
like, who/what in the hell is mark thompson fucking in the photographs with which murdoch is clearly blackmailing him?
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
got no problem with dropping the pretence of impartiality in news broadcasting btw, it's just that Thompson and everybody involved in News International and their families and friends are cunts
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
isn't there already a channel like fox news in the UK, ie sky news? only know it from kay burley bullshiteness, tho, never really watched it, and heard its coverage of the protests/riots was more Fair And Balanced than the beeb's.
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
and that fat ugly dude who blew his stack at alastair campbell during the general election.
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link