If Wishers were Horses...

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Y'know, the interweb is truly a great place. Never before has such a confluence of thought, art, opinions, and other musings been able to achieve such widespread manifestations. Truly, we should be proud of what we have wrought.

...until now.

GENTLEMEN! i present, If Wishers Were Horses....The site dedicated to Human-Equine Transformation

FILLED with "Advice, Artwork, Methods..." etc.

careful, tho. some of the images could be considered NSFW

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 February 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

also, be sure to follow the Hooves link

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 February 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

NB: the reader is advised not to seek equine transformation for reasons of sexual gratification if using a magical transformation.

Documented hazards of this nature include:

Being unable to reverse the transformation if and while a pregnancy results.
If the magic flux is high, becoming your own foal.
Accelerating the phenomena known as "shape loss" (see below).
Permanently enhancing one's libido to the exclusion of all other considerations.

Does anyone have the website that tells you if the magic flux is high or not? I just don't fancy becoming my own foal today.

― winterland, Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Doctor? Lawyer? Filmmaker?
Or a Horse?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Magic Fluxometer

<------------------------|---->
Low High

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 26 February 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

curses

/shakes fists.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 26 February 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, sometimes it's fun to follow SomethingAwful's Awful Link of the Day...

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1465000/images/_1468920_foord300.jpg

"And it's bad news for those of you hoping to transform into a horse (for reasons of sexual gratification) today, with this front of bad magik sweeping over Wales and the South-East"

― winterland, Thursday, 26 February 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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