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I will be old enough to run for President in 2008.

Holy batshit, fatman.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll vote for you.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

LUNA2008 = A Campaign for A Real America

"Moxie for All!"

*crowd cheers*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious as running mate, he debates Cheney or whoever and makes him cry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

But you can seize power in a violent coup any time you like!

― andy, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm writing in your name, Luna. But only if I can be in your cabinet

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Will you be a male by 2008?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

we hope not

― keph,m, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

But you can seize power in a violent coup any time you like!

def. my new chat-up line...

― winterland, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Siesta! Short work hours for all the people I like! A million dollars each from Ross Perot's bank account for all of my friends!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

We still have to WORK?

― winterland, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You should move to Canada, we've already had a woman prime minister, and you only have to be 18 to run for office. Though our leading female politician was dumped by her party yesterday in some pretty dirty pool. Happy International Women's Day, Sheila!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Best inaugural ball EVER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Fishbone n da house!!!!

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Keith Sweat on the twenty-dollar bill!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes you have to work, but they'll be cushy cabinet jobs, come on!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You could create legislation to ban Phil Collins.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Department of Homeland Musical Security.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry for Secretary of Offense!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Now we're talking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I read that as Dan Perry for Secretary of Orifice

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

He's the Cabinet Member that Doubles Up.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Either would work.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

If Nick refuses the VP job, I nominate him as Secretary of da Funk.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What's yr. take on statehood for DC? If you're for it, I'll run to be the first real senator for New Columbia.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure, why not?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, this sucks. I'm too young to be Veep!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

However, I would be happy to fulfill any intern position you might have in mind.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Hel-LO constitutional amendment!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"Resolved: that the VP should always be named Nickalicious."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

If Luna were elected, the national passtime would be changed from baseball to making-out. The rate of depressed Americans would drop drastically.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright. I'll come clean (Oh, crap...unintentional pun). Luna is my ILX crush. AYE LURV HARR.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

But are ye a pyrate, and can you swash yer buckles?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, when you run, you should totally where a Stepford Wives outfit.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

And a catsuit under it!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, this sucks. I'm too young to be Veep!

I'll take it on! Not like women don't already run the country, this time, we'd actually get paid proper cash.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And that would leave me free to pursue the traditional interning role.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(ie on my knees under the oval office desk)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(why did I click submit?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm wearing this at my inauguration. http://www.shefinfo.org.uk/wickersleyonline/hb/top10women/shakira.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You just want to hear Shakira say "It's so stimulating being your hat."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(ie on my knees under the oval office desk)

Glad to see you've accepted your proper position in life.

(couldn't resist. It begged to be said...;>)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm wearing this at my inauguration

That's where my top went!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

-- luna (luna_cee...), March 9th, 2004.

AW HELL YEAH.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

shiney!

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I think someone missed a step, there.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You just want to hear Shakira say "It's so stimulating being your hat."

HAHAH! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Who doesn't?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, You REALLY need to get to work picking out the theme song for your campaign!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Get Low"?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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all threads are always weiner threads, it's just a question of the length of time it takes for this fact to become apparent.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 August 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

It's ILE, what'd you expect.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

Don't make me bust out the dildo...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Like you don't want to... ;)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Dude, that was hours ago, you mean like I didn't...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

"bust out the dildo" is making me giggle.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Luna, aren't you at work???

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

I am now, yes, but I wasn't at work at midnight.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Dildogate!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

LUNA FOR PREZ, B.J. THE DILDO FOR VEEP
http://www.nps.gov/lyjo/Jpegs/USA-button.jpg.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 8 August 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

See, I thought it means 'lots (of) blow jobs for the USA' and thought right on, who WOULDN'T vote for that??

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

that really would be a Great Society

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Luna, you can't expect to blow everyone in the USA by yourself. You'll need a staff. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders must get bored between seasons.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh well, not by mysekf, I'm ambitious, but not crazy.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Between seasons? The way the team has been playing lately, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have been getting bored during seasons.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 8 August 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

As a Canadian I would welcome closer relations with our American neighbours if this policy were put into effect.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Blowjobs from the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

somehow i am not at all suprised this thread eventually became about dildos and blowjobs.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Nor should you be.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www3.estart.com/stores/media/clinton-bush.jpg

"Dildo & Blowjobs"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

You have just won the internet.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 August 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Is it too late, do you think? Is there still time to mount a campaign? Or at least a cute campaign manager?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Luna, we should run together!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

It's never too late!

― Thermo Thinwall, Campaign Manager Extraordinaire (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Luna/Danny D -- "America's New Way"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line, it better work this time.

― Dave Mustaine (jel), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Luna/Dan,

Having missed out on all the large-scale corruption of the last six years, what sinecure in your administration will you offer me in exchange for my early support?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahah, Jel I love you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Having missed out on all the large-scale corruption of the last six years, what sinecure in your administration will you offer me in exchange for my early support?

http://www.pornotube.com

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

(IE, FAA chief)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

That is such a terrible idea (Pornotube, that is).

Fuck Around

*Shudders*

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Is there still time to mount a campaign?

Yes, but not enough time to saddle it, so hold on tight.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

FCC would be more fun than the FAA. I could mandate all sorts of "salutary" programming.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I meant FCC, whoops. I'm tired.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I was wondering what porn had to do with taking your shoes off and securing dangerous liquids.

Oh wait. FAA it is.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently you have to remember to take off your socks too.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'll take an ambassadorship or to be put in charge of the CPB.

"Okay folks, new rule: we giving all our money to James Burke and Bill Moyers and I'm putting Radio Birdman on Austin City Limits. Let's go to work."

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

vv worried about a tittwis admin over here

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Gear can be Secretary of the Interior.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'll take an ambassadorship or to be put in charge of the CPB.

As long as you follow the new FCC regulations regarding Saturday morning anime porn.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/avenes08/Milkshake.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

aww, they screwed up the rhyme at the end.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Even so, goodness.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

*Queen Mathilda rolls in her grave*

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

nominated for Secretary of Defense:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/costume14.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

take her to the white house, dude

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

What's our slogan, Dan?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

"We Can't Be Worse Than The F***ers You've Got Now!"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 October 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

I like it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 26 October 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be the cute campaign manager.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 26 October 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

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