Beavis & Butthead's best moments

Oh, how wrong they got it all. They really loved the worst JAMC video ever made.

Or the one where Beavis was saying "Stay in school! Obey your parents!" backwards.

God I miss that show...

are you the boys what've been whacking off in my trailer?

"Why do chicks always look at their hands when they're playing guitar?"

"They're looking at their boobs. If I was a chick I'd be looking at my boobs all day."

Beavis: Hey, it's REM! No, err, Aerosmith? Christian Slater? Some dude, huh, your mom.... WOAH CHECK IT OUT! IT'S CAPTAIN PICARD!

one of my friends just had me on the floor with his beavis impersonation: 'c'mon butthead, give it a chance! you never give it a chance!!' hmm... i guess you had to be there.

the second best show ever on mtv (to austin stories) even though that may not be saying much

"Huh, yeah, it's like the only reason to even go to school."

i caught the end of an old ep on mtv the other week, and it's still funny (or at least if one hasn't seen it for like 4 or 5 years)

butthead: i believe i will go spanky my monkey

beavis: yeh, bloody well right!

Operator: - ...have you heimliched the victim?

Beavis: - Have I licked his rectum?!?!

As far as music video commentary: the Helium video ("that chick's weird) and King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (where they don't even talk, just stare in disbelief).

Beavis: "Damn I'm smooth."

Also, the episode where Bill Clinton visits their high school and says he is happier than a pig in slop to be there.

And every appearance of Daria ever, of course. Where can I get tapes of this show with the actual music videos still included? Any of those circulating by chance?

i heard it on MTV NEWS beep beep beep beep beep YOU hear it FIRST Beep beep peep

MTV NEWS doo ddoo dood dooo dooo YOU HEar iT FiRsT doot doot doot doot

And Johnny Cash, "Delia's Gone": "Is this gangsta rap?"

Some lines I still use:
"I can HANDLE it."
"Take one of the captain."

"Check it out, he looks like the cowardly Lion"

And he fuckin' does! He does!

confusing "Sold my Fortune" for "Sold my Futon"

"check it out. I give to the poor" butthead, stuffing photocopied coins into a charity box at the store, trying to impress the cashier girl.

"chicks have crotches? well I'll be damned", B&B watching pj harvey dance on the back on a truck.

Mr. Anderson: "I'd like a hamburger, a milkshake, and a small fry."
Butthead: "What?"
Mr. Anderson: "I didn't order 'what'!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx7IXk_P8C8

"Butt Town rules."

LOL @ Butt Town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KViO_0hY_mA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7oxuOLIiw

Yeah. Lying rules.

As many good things as Judge has created, I was happy to read somewhere recently that he still thinks this is his best work.

"It's Picasso, you idiot!"
"Pic your own asso."

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/01/arts/television/beavis-and-butt-head-comedy-central.html

My favorite Beavis & Butthead joke (among many) may actually be from (I think) their movie, where Butthead meets his older self, who asks him if he has a match, and Butthead says "Yeah, uh, my butt and your ... butt."

xpost lol

Judge said in a statement, “It seemed like the time was right to get stupid again.”

did you just xpost yourself?

huh huh huh huh huh

This'll be interesting.... the last season was good.

"Uhh, could you like...order less stuff?"

Well well

Beavis and Butt-Head will be returning this year with a brand new movie and more on Paramount+. No exact date yet, but soon. They need some time to get back in shape. pic.twitter.com/tN5rePP9Kn

— Mike Judge (@MikeJudge) January 5, 2022

pic.twitter.com/wzH8WuFgxn

— Will (@aspaceghostly) January 5, 2022

Also, surely a grown up B&B would have more than a few ill-advised tattoos by now?

And, I dunno, actually addictions to hard drugs and alcohol?

I love B&B so much, but I think people are forgetting that it *already* made one comeback, back in 2011 or something, and iirc it was kind of disappointing. What happened to this?

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/beavis-butt-head-returning-two-new-seasons-spinoffs-at-comedy-central-1301344/

And here we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaHbTnA3qSA

uh huh huh, uh huh uh

cool

the time travel conceit is a good premise

This is one of the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0nl4f9-aRY

Kinda perfect freezeframe there.

haha I remember that video.

"you were talkin like a buttmunch!"

similar to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1BN4KDksX4

I interviewed Judge eons ago:

That's a great breakdown of the Korn video.

MJ: Yeah. I had this idea that he would, when he blows on his thumb, channel a rock critic for a while. I had David Felton in the studio at the time. He still works for MTV, but used to be a Rolling Stone writer, so that stuff just comes out of him like it was nothing. I said, just gimme some rock critic stuff, and he started feeding me lines. I messed it up and made it Beavis-like.

B&B had relatively good taste.

MJ: Originally, in the very beginning, when the show was starting, I thought, well, if B&B like something, maybe that’s an insult to the band. Then I decided, even though they’re really stupid, that they have primal good taste. I didn’t really set out to be a rock critic, but that part of it was actually pretty fun.

ohshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvFLzQ56wT8

Woah

00:01 Reverend Horton Heat Psychobilly freak out.
01:28 Reverend Horton Heat Wiggle Stick
03:01 Men without Hats Safety Dance
04:33 Bauhaus Ziggy Stardust
06:16 The Cramps Ultra Twist
08:10 Revolting Cocks Cracking Up
09:47 KMFDM A Drug Against War
11:29 Johnny Cash Delia’s Gone
13:14 Mojo Nixon Elvis is Everywhere
14:50 Marilyn Manson Get your Gunn
16:14 Dick Dale Nitro
17:44 Rancid Nihilism
19:15 Madness One Step Beyond
20:08 The Jesus & Mary Chain Come On
21:47 Public Image Limited the Body
23:13 Iggy Pop Butt Town
24:49 Mission UK Like a Child Again
26:08 Circle-Jerks I Wanna Destroy You
27:47 Cramps Bikini Girls with Machine guns
30:10 Silverchair Tomorrow
31:39 Grant Lee Buffalo Mockingbirds
33:29 The Grays - Very best years
35:12 The The I Saw the Light
37:17 Die Cheerleader Pigskin Parade
38:46 Stone Roses Love Spreads
40:45 Napalm Death Plague Rages
42:01 Pizzicato 5 Twiggy Twiggy
43:33 David Bowie Bing Crosby
43:45 INXS Devil Inside
44:53 Tony Bennett - White Christmas
45:13 Bad News Cashing in on Christmas
46:19 Crowbar All I Had I gave
47:39 REM Shiny Happy People
49:19 Entombed Wolverine Blues
50:40 Band Aid Do they it’s Christmas
51:35 Richard Marx - take this heart
52:34 Skrew Picasso Trigger
53:52 Rick Dees and Augie Johnson - Get Nekked
55:14 Archers of Loaf Web in Front
56:54 Mighty Mighty Bosstones Detroit Rock City
58:15 Deus Suds Soda
1:00:19 The BC-52’s The Flintstones
1:01:47 Pride and Glory Losing your Mind.
1:03:22 Nelson Can’t Live Without Your Love and Affection
1:04:05 Carmen Electra Everybody Get on Up.
1:05:15 Jerry Lee Lewis Goosebumps
1:06:49 Rollins Band Liar
1:09:01 Beastie Boys Sabotage
1:10:38 Crowbar Existence is Punishment
1:12:16 Butthole Surfers Who Was in my room last night.
1:14:14 Milli Vanilli Baby Don’t forget my number.
1:14:32 Journey Separate Ways
1:15:51 Dr Dre Keep Their Heads Ringin
1:17:50 Prong Snap your fingers
1:19:42 Ozzy Osbourne Lita Ford Close My Eyes Forever
1:21:32 Daisy Chainsaw Love Your Money
1:23:46 Georgia Satellites Keep your hands to yourself.
1:25:23 Tool Sober
1:27:30 White Zombie FT Iggy Pop Black Sunshine
1:29:46 White Zombie Thunder Kiss 65
1:31:40 Sonic Youth Bull in the Heather
1:33:21 Kate Bush Love & Anger
1:35:36 Maggie Estep Hey Baby
1:37:28 Eve's Plum - Blue
1:39:17 Monster Magnet Negasonic Teenage Warhead
1:40:53 Beastie Boys Pass the Mic
1:42:32 Compulsion Delivery
1:44:08 Jesus Lizard Glamorous
1:45:33 Frank Black Los Angeles
1:47:15 Ted Nugent Heads Will Roll
1:49:04 Tom Waits I don’t want to grow up.
1:51:10 Beck Pay no mind.
1:52:49 Ebn-Ozn AEIOU Sometimes Y
1:54:19 Candyland Bitter Moon
1:55:56 Shonen Knife - Tomato Head
1:57:22 Gruntruck Crazy Love
1:59:17 Eddie Money Shakin
2:00:43 Gerardo – Rico Suave
2:01:43 Toni Basil Hey Mickey
2:02:34 The Fabulous Thunderbirds Wrap It Up.
2:03:58 Nitzer Ebb - Fun to be had.
2:04:31 T-Baby it’s so cold in the D
2:06:19 Biohazard Tales from the hard side
2:07:58 Alice in Chains I Stay Away.
2:09:38 Gary Young Plantman.
2:11:28 Juliana Hatfield Universal Heartbeat.
2:13:33 Juliana Hatfield What a Life
2:15:12 Railroad Jerk Rollerkoaster
2:17:17 Milla Gentleman Who Fell
2:19:12 The Murmurs You Suck
2:21:13 M.I.R.V Shave My Face Off
2:22:32 Big Country in a Big Country
2:23:53 Helmet Unsung
2:25:41 Krokus School’s Out
2:27:49 Nina Hagen Herman was his name.
2:29:23 Rick James Super Freak
2:31:25 Superchunk Package Thief
2:32:58 Peter Gabriel Kiss that Frog
2:34:42 Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer
2:35:47 Suzanne Vega Blood Makes Noise
2:37:01 Bryan Adams Rod Stewart Sting All for Love
2:37:41 The Prodigy Poison
2:39:06 Cannibal Corpse Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead
2:40:25 Our Lady Peace Starseed
2:42:31 Dog Eat Dog No Fronts
2:43:53 Elastica Connection
2:45:54 Fatima Mansions The Loyaliser
2:47:54 Bon Jovi In These Arms
2:49:27 Vanessa Williams Work to Do
2:50:44 Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue
2:52:17 Nine-inch Nails Head Like a Hole
2:53:16 Cheaptrick Woke up with a Monster.
2:55:00 Sweaty Nipples - Demon Juice
2:55:50 Corrosion of Conformity Clean my Wounds.
2:57:50 Exodus Thorn in my Side
2:59:12 7 Year Bitch Hip Like Junk
3:00:48 Greta Is it what you wanted.
3:02:18 Julie Brown Girl Fight Tonight
3:04:06 Danger Danger - naughty naughty.
3:05:01 Jawbox Savory
3:06:59 The Didjits Judge the Hot Fudge
3:08:31 John Fogerty Old Man Down The Road
3:09:58 Jamie Walters Hold On
3:11:39 Gwar The Road Behind
3:12:49 Bon Jovi Something For The Pain
3:14:34 Nine Inch Nails Wish
3:16:24 Carnival Art Mr Blue Vein
3:17:56 Ethyl Meatplow Devil’s Johnson
3:19:54 Trashcan Sinatras Hay Fever
3:21:04 Infectious Grooves Three Headed Mind Pollution
3:23:11 George Thorogood Bad to the Bone
3:24:45 Blondie Rapture
3:26:08 Rockwell Somebody’s watching me.
3:27:19 Oingo Boingo Weird Science
3:28:04 New Kids on the Block Hangin Tough
3:29:17 Wilson Phillips Release Me
3:29:40 Judas Priest Painkiller.
3:30:58 Poison I Want Action
3:32:35 Ugly Kid Joe Neighbor.
3:34:04 Snoop Doggy Dog Gin and Juice
3:36:15 Morbid Angel God of Emptiness
3:38:11 Chris Isaak Wicked Game
3:39:55 Ween I Can’t Put My Finger on It
3:41:53 Nirvana Heart Shaped Box
3:43:50 Soundgarden Black Hole Sun
3:45:30 Soundgarden Spoonman
3:46:59 Run-D.M.C Down with the King
3:48:33 Cinderella, Somebody Save Me
3:50:33 Slayer Serenity
3:52:31 DJ Jazzy Jeff the Fresh Prince I Wanna Rock
3:54:47 Gwar Saddam A Go-Go
3:56:46 Michael Bolton Everybody’s Crazy
3:58:28 Aerosmith Living on The Edge
4:00:56 DJ Jazzy Jeff the Fresh Prince Girls are nothing but trouble.
4:02:46 Shaggy Boombastic
4:04:11 Jennifer Trynin. Happier
4:05:41 MC 500 FT Jesus If I only Had a Brain.
4:07:42 Dink Green Mind
4:09:41 Raging Slab Anywhere but Here
4:11:14 Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
4:13:22 King Missile Martin Scorsese
4:14:59 Tiffany I Think we’re Alone Now.
4:16:12 Mutha’s Day Out Locked
4:18:17 Tom Jones If I Only Knew
4:20:15 The Cult Fire Woman
4:21:50 Wham Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.
4:24:25 Grim Reaper See You in Hell
4:24:54 Grim Reaper Rock You to Hell
4:25:53 U2 Numb.
4:27:39 Motorhead No Voices in the Sky
4:29:24 Butthole Surfers Dust Devil
4:31:17 Gwar Jack the World
4:33:16 Ween Push the Little Daisies
4:34:45 Siouxsie and the Banshees Peek-A-Boo
4:36:29 Primus DMV
4:38:08 Public Image Limited the Body
4:39:33 Toadies Possum Kingdom
4:41:25 Godspeed Houston ST
4:42:55 Wax - California
4:45:08 Sugar Ray Mean Machine
4:46:36 Comateens the Late Mistake
4:48:00 Filter Hey Man Nice Shot
4:50:07 Weezer Buddy Holly
4:52:09 Chavez Break up your Band.
4:53:43 Sausage Riddles Are Abound Tonight
4:55:14 James - Say Something
4:56:41 Yanni Reflections of Passion
4:58:15 The Goops Booze Cabana
5:00:14 Mercyful Fate the Bellwitch
5:01:41 Kylie Minogue the Loco motion
5:03:12 U2 Lemon
5:05:17 Guns N Roses Garden of Eden
5:06:45 Sugartooth Sold My Fortune
5:08:17 Stakka Bo Here We Go
5:10:48 Death The Philosopher

Nice. But we also have this:

https://www.brooklynvegan.com/beavis-and-butt-head-do-the-universe-out-in-june-original-90s-eps-restored-with-music-videos/

33:29 The Grays - Very best years

huh

2:19:12 The Murmurs You Suck

whoa

3:17:56 Ethyl Meatplow Devil’s Johnson

yes

4:58:15 The Goops Booze Cabana

hell yeah

Huh huh, huh ... so, like, people pay for Paramount?

It's not Paramount, Butthead! It's Paramount+!!

Uh, huh huh. Oh yeah. Plus. Ugh, math is stupid.

Yeah. Math sucks. I hate math. Like, "If one butt is traveling east, and another butt is traveling west, how many butts do we have?"

Uh, I don't know about you, Beavis, but I only have one butt.

Yeah, heh heh. Well I have two butts.

Huh huh, you have two butts? That's cool.

Yeah, heh heh. It *is* cool. Like, when one butt is doing something, the other butt can be doing something else. It's, like, multitasking.

Well why don't you multitask us some nachos, Beavis?

Yeah, Or maybe I'll just sit here and send my other butt to get it.

Huh huh. Your second butt rules, Beavis.

Yeah, heh heh. It's, like, Butt+. "A mountain of entertainment."

Huh huh. You said "mount."

This was great. Much needed laugh today

Loved this.

We learn Beavis is his SURNAME?!

Damn, I always thought it was Berenstein.

Beavistain!

So much fun

oh shit son! I missed this announcment due to hols. coool af

pic.twitter.com/aV4Gv6QuVP

— PAVEMENT (@pavement_band) June 29, 2022

too lazy to rock
too lazy to clean the tub

Here’s a scene from 'Beavis and Butt-Head' reacting to TikTok videos.

The reboot series premieres August 4 on Paramount+. pic.twitter.com/9EyP0GBnbR

— What’s on Paramount+ (@whatsonpplus) July 22, 2022

I love how they created an entire movie to basically excuse how Beavis and Butthead could still be teenagers watching 2022 content

Meanwhile the second episode of B&B will air in the week of Bobby Hill's 37th birthday

i watched the movie a few weeks ago and it was exactly as dumb as i wanted/needed it to be <3

the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it?

the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it having Paramount+?

the dumpster fire episode had me howling

current week's double header of death was pretty great

the raccoon one had me killed

oh shit, now I see, the new series has a new name and is technically the first season, which explains why I couldn't find eps in all the usual places. Now I can catch up!

has this been posted anywhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU

Beavis and Butthead reaching enlightenment was pretty fun.