List conspiracy theories here.

At the risk of death, I'm going to post. I've been looking for a picture of that diagram on the back of GYBE "Yanqui UXO" to post - charting major record labels' connections to WMDs, but I can't find it.

my weird looney-liberal friend just sent me this insane youtube conspiracy thingo. thots?

i like this one - CEOs resigning! they must know something

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message981908/pg34

Jay-Z is a Satan worshipping Freemason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgUTQYEIas

we can't get new 'I Love Football' board cos mods be shook

Lady Gaga is an agent of the Illuminati

http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3306

The Transhumanist and Police State Agenda in Pop Music

that video is hilarious. jay-z uses the word blueprint and thus he must be evil. like architects. or something. burn down all buildings designed by an architect imo. and rappers.

In this symbolic image, Rihanna’s Mickey Mouse hat represents Mind Control. She is sitting on the phallic symbol that is the tank’s cannon. In other words, she is a pawn of the Illuminati agenda.

The Denver International Airport/NWO conspiracy theory.

superb article.

you want to believe.

Denver International Airport ups the conspiracy talk by installing a seven-ton, 26-foot-tall concrete sculpture Anubis.

They only want you to believe that it's promo for the Denver Art Museum's King Tut exhibit.

This airport thing is blowing my mind, I've never heard about it before. There are some frightening people out there.

Awesome New Scientist article:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627606.100-living-in-denial-why-sensible-people-reject-the-truth.html?full=true

Living in denial: Why sensible people reject the truth

This should also go in the anti-vaxxer thread.

DIA conspiracy theory is the best one going these day imo

What's with giant statues of Anubis?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1098/4594082308_02a075963c_b.jpg

^outside a local cinema.

ha. is that the Arundel Mills Mall theater in MD?

http://i49.tinypic.com/v7cjkj.png

omgz swastika airport

DIA airport conspiracy theories are some of the craziest/stupidest/most entertaining. P sure Anubis will have a hard time topping the mustang unless it has a big veiny ballsack showing, too.

http://artistsblog.artistsnetwork.com/content/binary/HorseWeb.jpg

This is your competition, Anubis! How can you top glowing eyes?

How did the artist who made the devil-horse not realize how much it looked like a devil-horse?

By being killed by the statue itself before he could complete it!

That's another thing, Anubis: you have to kill one or more of your creators.

Ok, but if I was making a totally innocent stallion, and half-way through the process I noticed it was looking a little demonic, I'd put a halt to the construction before my statue became possessed and destroyed its maker. Like, don't finish the thing and then be surprised when it rises up against you to kill you!

That CEOs resigning one Tracer posted above also mentions the airport! People on the forum are like "omg 50 ceos in 3 weeks? CHECK ACTIVITY AT DIA!".

Like... wut.

I love the DIA conspiracy theories so much. That mustang is fucking sick, too.

otm

Ol' Bluecifer there was originally supposed to SHOOT LASERS from his eyes!

Amusing ironic looking line in the denial article:

"Many denialist movements originate as cynical efforts by corporations to cast doubt on findings that threaten their bottom line."

"Denver is scheduled to be the Western headquarters of the US New World Order during martial law take over," Icke wrote in his 1999 book, The Biggest Secret. "Other contacts who have been underground at the Denver Airport claim that there are large numbers of human slaves, many of them children, working there under the control of the reptilians."

I read about Icke last night after readign this thread. I'd heard his name but never really looked up who he was. It was almost Alan Patridge-like, the way he went from being a liked, succesful BBC sports presenter to an utter nutbag. Going on Wogan and saying "I am the son of god"?? Bloody nora. Why didnt someone get him some mental help? He's clearly ill.

Because a lot of people need to read stuff about The JOOISH Cunspiricy without falling afoul of European hate speech laws.

Subsitute the word 'want' for the word 'need' up there.

I'm trying to figure out what these slaves of the reptilians do at the airport. Are they whipped and forced to push a big wheel that makes the luggage movers operate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkOy7c7hhss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAQruqjfT1s

I need to find a reason to go to Denver now. Must witness this monument to NWO/illuminati/stonecutters/lizard people ASAP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj8741m2jLc&feature=related

THE SUN AND MOON ARE THE SAME SIZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfWxOdl9-0

LOLOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgUTQYEIas

the fact that a (sinister but unpspecified) "THEY" can "CONTROL THE WEATHER" goes back at least to kurt vonnegut's brother bernard discovering silver iodide is effective in cloud-seeding -- plus there's a famous funny-cringey passage in trotsky's LITERATURE AND REVOLUTION where he declares that mankind will one day (after the revolution, via machines) ) master all of nature including the waves and the clouds ect ect

anyway there was a little old lady -- querulous yet also vociferous -- explaining loudly to the whole tolerant post office, as plymouth prepares for STORM AGNES to make landing, that the russians can stop and start tempests at will, which is why the tanks and rockets in the mayday parade are never seen to get wet

Newsweek agrees with her! Except, in 2017, it didn't work (and good luck with Ms Agnes Storm, iodide or otherwise)...

https://www.newsweek.com/clear-sky-bad-weather-ends-moscow-air-show-605889

Aye, right enough, ye meet some right zoomers when ye're waitin' tae cash yer giro.

I'm just going to assume the study leading to the current headline "Sitting all day increases dementia risk — even if you exercise" is total bullshit being propagated for the benefit of ... shoemakers?

ALL DOCTORS AGREE: STOP EATING THIS VEGETABLE IMMEDIATELY

I haven't thought of Above Top Secret in years, but I heard that the site just collapsed - everyone locked out of their accounts, the owners have ghosted, threads falling apart from spam attacks, one or two volunteers haphazardly trying to keep it all together. Fascinating to see any 20+ year community immediately pivot to cannibalism once the mods disappear.

This is an admittedly minor conspiracy, but I'm pretty sure that the nation's convenience store workers have agreed to stock all the sodas facing backward so you can't easily tell what they are.

Inconvenience stores

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

who are all of you?

This seems inevitable, only a couple of years living internet left I think

The problem I see with Dead Internet Theory is that the internet isn't self-sustaining. Humans work to tend and pay for it in return for a perceived benefit. As the percentage of fully-automated interaction rises there will be a point of diminishing returns to the real humans who pay for its continuation.

Either an equilibrium will be achieved or the internet will swiftly die. A similar mechanism is present in biology, where parasites that kill their hosts before they can find new ones will quickly perish as a species. A Dead Internet would look like an empty abandoned mall, instead of a mall full of zombie shoppers looking for living brains that never arrive.

I mean a dead internet will still be useful for shopping/banking/streaming, it will just not be useful for social interactions or searching for information

always amazed at how much more difficult it is to search for things anymore

my main task on the two hiking websites I help moderate is killing seo spam.

speaking of conspiracies...I was reminded by my brother that I was the victim of one in 5th grade. I was accused of being part of a conspiracy to cheat in the elementary school spelling bee.

Never mind the fact that I got 32/35 right on the qualifying test to get into the final round. My mother was in the audience and everybody insisted she was mouthing the letters of every word to me. Maybe she was, idk. But I wasn't looking at her. Nor could I read lips (I still am not great at it). and also, the words weren't very hard. even by elementary school standards.

but like everybody kept coming up to me for 3 months saying EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CHEATED any time they saw me or the bee came up, and saying my mom fed me the answers, and that we had pre-planned this system of cheating. eventually I told someone "well I'm sorry these words are hard to YOU, but I actually know things" and subsequently got punched in the stomach.

Woah, that’s fucked up

That's like Quiz Show Part II

always amazed at how much more difficult it is to search for things anymore

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, April 1, 2024 2:48 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah it's wild I noticed last month that the top result for a lot of the stuff I was searching for was AI generated and now I've noticed it's the top 3

yeah it fucking sucks now!
i may ask well just yell out to my mum from the other room & get as many wrong sound-alike answers

Climate conspiracies have not been posted about much on here, just from a quick search on this thread..

They were, but Bill Gates built a machine to delete them.

How about: the current US government and it’s Silicon Valley patrons are intentionally warming the planet to uninhabitable levels in order that we’ll all be slave labor on privatized Mars colonies.

I've been seeing more and more elaborate theories about how Thiel/Palantir bought Tripp Lite, who makes voting machines, and they stole the election by tipping certain counties in swing states and so on. The left's version of Pizzagate?

The voting machine theories on the left have been around at least since 2004 when RFK Jr. wrote a Rolling Stone article about how GWB stole the election in Ohio.

Been around at least since 1992 when Votescam was published

There were theories about Kennedy stealing the 1960 election too. It’s pretty evergreen.

the proliferation of food with added protein is a result of marketing people using the manosphere and weird fitness influencer to prop up the demand for agricultural markets that create that protein, mainly whey and soy. the fact that the protein can come from what would be byproducts or waste products means they unlocked a new market segment

Nvidia deciding not to invest more in OpenAI is a result of Microsoft lobbying the government to allow Nvidia to sell more of their products in China, meaning they have more consumers. The byproduct of this ploy is that Open AI stock will go down and Microsoft wants to buy them

my inspiration for that first one was remembering that an acquaintance worked for the Pork Board, basically the PR engine for the pork producers over a decade ago. he returned from a visit to the doctor with the new that his cholesterol was way too high, only for him to realize he'd been eating the healthy diet his employer had been promoting in marketing

it turns out that pork was not, in fact, the other white meat. also you don't need that much meat lol

fwiw the National Pork Board really, really pushed the whole "epic bacon" phenomena

I think a lot of the protean boom is based on pea protein, yeah? Not sure the pea lobby is that powerful

anyway, the boom seems to be somewhat in decline as people embrace 'fiber-maxxing' and fiber is really healthy so this is a good trend. You can't store protein, it mostly goes out your peehole right into the toilet

if you eat protein snacks all day you're going to need that fiber (and lots of beverages)

most people who aren’t doing strenuous exercise don’t need as much protein as they are actually getting.

as far as protein type, pea protein is actually on the decline among many users because it contains much higher lead contamination rates than whey protein.

yeah I read the actual numbers from the more reputable fitness people and it’s larger but still much, much lower than what people are thinking they need

By far the dumbest one.

It was obviously Carrey. This makeup artist didn't post what they did until after the rumors took hold

Makeup Artist Alexis Stone Claims He Transformed Into Jim Carrey https://share.google/UvKfQaF0Yk1QxFiZh

Keep seeing this 'nuclear weapons don't actually exist, Hiroshima was a hoax' being posted to Facebook comment threads for some reason. Wouldn't mind believing this one.

There are no nuclear weapons in the world .
The atomic bomb was the lie that America relied on in order to threaten and blackmail the world and plunder its wealth. That lie was exposed in 2019 and Russia, China and Iran learned that America had bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki with hundreds of conventional bombs by dozens of aircrafts at the same time in the absence of advanced radars and advanced air
defense in 1945
Therefore, in 2020, America spread the Corona disease in order to frighten the world again, but, in 2022 the world learned that the nitric oxide gas sprayed by American stealth planes is the cause of Corona.
So, America's prestige fell, and the Afghans expelled America, Russia invaded Ukraine, Russia supported the revolutionaries in Africa and expelled America and France from Africa, China prepared to annex Taiwan, and Iran supported Hezbullah and Hamas against Israel and Europe no longer obey America .
Now stupid Trump wants to frighten the world again through artificial intelligence videos of aliens helping him in fight .
If you don't believe me , ask Trump why he didn't bomb Iran with the nuclear weapon .
and why America didn't bomb Vietnam with the atomic weapon in Vietnam War ( 1955 - 1975)

The Russians were building non-existent nukes for decades and only found out in 2019?

marilyn monroe faked her death, became andy warhol

The Supreme Court is conspiring to rob minorities and progressives of their voting rights for the purpose of manipulating elections in favor of the wealthy.

One I'm seeing a lot in local media comment sections, so I looked it up and I guess it's a whole thing: Bill Gates is spreading genetically engineered tick-borne diseases by dropping boxes full of infected ticks from helicopters and/or delivering by hand to rural areas across the country. The "evidence" for this is that unnamed farmers are reporting finding cardboard or wooden boxes in remote areas of their property. People are especially worked up about alpha gal syndrome, which is a real tick-borne illness that makes people allergic to mammalian meat.

The basis for this appears to be that the Gates Foundation has funded efforts to eradicate cattle-infesting ticks, and Gates has also invested in lab-grown meat. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bill-gates-foundation-ticks/

My own idiot congressman has apparently helped fuel this by talking about it on Rogan, because of course he has.

https://archive.ph/jBqIg

don’t want to hand it to a billionaire pedo but if he actually gave a bunch of baying maga hogs alpha gal disease I would never stop laughing

The lengths people will go to avoid saying "okay, maybe the climate scientists got this one right"

wouldn’t dripping the ticks in populated areas be more efficient?

dropping

people associate the risk of ticks with woods and fields so the conspiracy has them being dropped in woods and fields. in any sufficiently unmaintained park or older neighborhood the ticks would be effective at spreading disease, but conspiracy theories tend to follow the boundaries of preconceptions. real conspiracies don't have to do that

I've heard of box ticking exercises but this is ridiculous.

Also I think the rural settings resonate because they’re presumed to be MAGA, and those are the people Bill Gates is after — not latte-sipping urban blue hairs. (Who are presumably all vegan anyway.)

Anyone else been following the conspiracy of the Lego collector and the Mormon Mafia?

This is why you avoid Tick Tok

xpost I heard about it on Last Podcast on The Left side stories ep — seems less conspiracy & more shitty strongarm business tactics by the new owners but I also don’t care enough to decide for sure lol