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With as much detail as possible, please. Make people feel paranoid.

Not a chance, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 10:34 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Mel Gibson makes terrible films as a distraction from his secret career as Director of the Luftwaffe Project, developing deadly weapons for the Worldwide Consortium for Intergalactic Warfare harnessing the power of cursed Nazi Gold recaptured from the Roswell aliens, one of which was JFK.

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 10:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

There is no santa claus.

hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 10:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Everyone who posts to this thread will die in mysterious circumstances

Joe Kay (feethurt), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

What a threadkilla!

At the risk of death, I'm going to post. I've been looking for a picture of that diagram on the back of GYBE "Yanqui UXO" to post - charting major record labels' connections to WMDs, but I can't find it.

Maria D., Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:23 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

everyone knows about 'the face on Mars' but man you should see the ass on Venus

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:26 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

my weird looney-liberal friend just sent me this insane youtube conspiracy thingo. thots?

remy bean, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 05:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

i like this one - CEOs resigning! they must know something

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Jay-Z is a Satan worshipping Freemason:

Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

we can't get new 'I Love Football' board cos mods be shook

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

Lady Gaga is an agent of the Illuminati

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Transhumanist and Police State Agenda in Pop Music

here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

that video is hilarious. jay-z uses the word blueprint and thus he must be evil. like architects. or something. burn down all buildings designed by an architect imo. and rappers.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

In this symbolic image, Rihanna’s Mickey Mouse hat represents Mind Control. She is sitting on the phallic symbol that is the tank’s cannon. In other words, she is a pawn of the Illuminati agenda.

Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Denver International Airport/NWO conspiracy theory.

kate78, Friday, 26 March 2010 19:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

superb article.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 27 March 2010 00:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

you want to believe.

kate78, Saturday, 27 March 2010 06:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Denver International Airport ups the conspiracy talk by installing a seven-ton, 26-foot-tall concrete sculpture Anubis.

They only want you to believe that it's promo for the Denver Art Museum's King Tut exhibit.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 June 2010 01:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

This airport thing is blowing my mind, I've never heard about it before. There are some frightening people out there.

property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Saturday, 5 June 2010 05:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Awesome New Scientist article:

Living in denial: Why sensible people reject the truth

This should also go in the anti-vaxxer thread.

Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you (kingfish), Saturday, 5 June 2010 07:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

DIA conspiracy theory is the best one going these day imo

kate78, Saturday, 5 June 2010 17:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

What's with giant statues of Anubis?

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Saturday, 5 June 2010 18:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

^outside a local cinema.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Saturday, 5 June 2010 18:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

ha. is that the Arundel Mills Mall theater in MD?

circa1916, Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

omgz swastika airport

Mordy, Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

DIA airport conspiracy theories are some of the craziest/stupidest/most entertaining. P sure Anubis will have a hard time topping the mustang unless it has a big veiny ballsack showing, too.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

This is your competition, Anubis! How can you top glowing eyes?

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

How did the artist who made the devil-horse not realize how much it looked like a devil-horse?

Mordy, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

By being killed by the statue itself before he could complete it!

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's another thing, Anubis: you have to kill one or more of your creators.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

Ok, but if I was making a totally innocent stallion, and half-way through the process I noticed it was looking a little demonic, I'd put a halt to the construction before my statue became possessed and destroyed its maker. Like, don't finish the thing and then be surprised when it rises up against you to kill you!

Mordy, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

That CEOs resigning one Tracer posted above also mentions the airport! People on the forum are like "omg 50 ceos in 3 weeks? CHECK ACTIVITY AT DIA!".

Like... wut.

property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 6 June 2010 00:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

I love the DIA conspiracy theories so much. That mustang is fucking sick, too.

homosexual II, Sunday, 6 June 2010 01:57 (seven years ago) Permalink


Blind Lemon Pledge (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 June 2010 02:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

Ol' Bluecifer there was originally supposed to SHOOT LASERS from his eyes!

kate78, Sunday, 6 June 2010 03:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

Amusing ironic looking line in the denial article:

"Many denialist movements originate as cynical efforts by corporations to cast doubt on findings that threaten their bottom line."

Evan, Sunday, 6 June 2010 03:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

"Denver is scheduled to be the Western headquarters of the US New World Order during martial law take over," Icke wrote in his 1999 book, The Biggest Secret. "Other contacts who have been underground at the Denver Airport claim that there are large numbers of human slaves, many of them children, working there under the control of the reptilians."

Blind Melon Dad Joke (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

I read about Icke last night after readign this thread. I'd heard his name but never really looked up who he was. It was almost Alan Patridge-like, the way he went from being a liked, succesful BBC sports presenter to an utter nutbag. Going on Wogan and saying "I am the son of god"?? Bloody nora. Why didnt someone get him some mental help? He's clearly ill.

property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Because a lot of people need to read stuff about The JOOISH Cunspiricy without falling afoul of European hate speech laws.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

Subsitute the word 'want' for the word 'need' up there.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'm trying to figure out what these slaves of the reptilians do at the airport. Are they whipped and forced to push a big wheel that makes the luggage movers operate?

punperson (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

ian, Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

punperson (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

I need to find a reason to go to Denver now. Must witness this monument to NWO/illuminati/stonecutters/lizard people ASAP.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 6 June 2010 06:16 (seven years ago) Permalink


max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:05 (seven years ago) Permalink


Don't look at the finger (Ste), Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

lpz, Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:42 (seven years ago) Permalink


fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Friday, 17 November 2017 12:34 (four months ago) Permalink

Must watch Kagemusha again.

calzino, Friday, 17 November 2017 13:48 (four months ago) Permalink

From that list rip van wanko posted upthread:

The famous wienermobile can be seen rolling along in any major city, but something you may not have known about the famous hot dog company is that their name is actually spelled "Mayer."


Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 17 November 2017 13:54 (four months ago) Permalink

maybe in *your* dimension

frogbs, Friday, 17 November 2017 14:34 (four months ago) Permalink

i hadn't heard about nibiru/planet x conspiracy until just now:

na (NA), Friday, 17 November 2017 15:16 (four months ago) Permalink

my baloney has a second name, it's c-h-e-m traillllls

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2017 22:51 (four months ago) Permalink

Oscar Pistorius has at least one full leg

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Friday, 17 November 2017 22:53 (four months ago) Permalink

poppy bush pops up in a surprising number of conspiracy theories but maybe it's not too surprising considering how many actual conspiracies (iran-contra) he seems to have been involved in.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:21 (four months ago) Permalink

also his dad led an actual plot to install fascism in the usa iirc

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:23 (four months ago) Permalink

mark s, Saturday, 18 November 2017 00:15 (four months ago) Permalink

who the fuck thought that Mandela died in 1983 !?

― Ste, Friday, November 17, 2017 3:24 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, mandela being released from jail was a massive news story. from my recollection of childhood it could really only be compared to things like the falling of the berlin wall (judging this purely on how often it was on the news and how big a deal was made of it).

personally i also saw him on a stage in george square dancing in 1993 so that helps too.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 18 November 2017 00:24 (four months ago) Permalink

yeah that mandela one was O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:49 (four months ago) Permalink

and the Berenstain bears thing, like, I even had a dream as a kid about the weirdness of the spelling

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 November 2017 05:20 (four months ago) Permalink

Morgellons disease

I think at its heart it’s a mental illness, but it attracts the fringes is society

just1n3, Saturday, 18 November 2017 07:38 (four months ago) Permalink

poppy bush pops up in a surprising number of conspiracy theories but maybe it's not too surprising considering how many actual conspiracies (iran-contra) he seems to have been involved in.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:21 (yesterday) Permalink

Exactly, right? I mean, there are 3 types of conspiracy. ones that are now pretty accepted as true, ones that are crazy - but then the ones that are inbetween, or where people take something and run way too far with it. With Bush's young boys one its wanting to know how far down that line it is

anvil, Saturday, 18 November 2017 08:58 (four months ago) Permalink

re scott's expedition to the pole: when they realised the plight they were in, the four officers knocked petty officer evans on the head and ate him

when they realised that wasn't enough, oates ran away into a blizzard rather than be eaten

mark s, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:33 (three months ago) Permalink

You have your porridge

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:41 (three months ago) Permalink

Scott eating Oates was a Red Dwarf joke.

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 12:59 (three months ago) Permalink

scott eating evans is no joke

mark s, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 13:03 (three months ago) Permalink

competitive elections are bad for america

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 13:27 (three months ago) Permalink

Is it ok if we talk about George HW Bush? Whats this think about paedophilia with young boys being taken from care homes to the white house, or similar?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 13:32 (three months ago) Permalink

Kirov wasn't assassinated outside the Smolny Institute, he was actually shot by the embittered husband of one of his lovers whilst he was fucking her on his office desk. The conspiracy around it was about preserving his rep and the NKVD security covering up their incompetence. Bigger than JFK is this mother!

calzino, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 13:41 (three months ago) Permalink

my friend died in the iraq war

it was reported as an ambush

i think the powers that be used him and his unit as bait

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 18:49 (three months ago) Permalink

so i guess the conspiracy about Hollywood elites being evil sex maniacs ended up being true

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 November 2017 15:55 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

both the website for THE ARCANA and martyfalling's list of the "best bands" are very late 90s/early2000s. it doesn't... seem........................... real.

treeship 2, Saturday, 30 December 2017 10:45 (two months ago) Permalink

Go on...

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 03:54 (two months ago) Permalink

Seems like a lot of pizzagate nonsense has been bubbling up again, especially in relation to Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.

Moodles, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 04:06 (two months ago) Permalink

Go on

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 04:08 (two months ago) Permalink

christine teigen

...apparently dressing my daughter as Alice in Wonderland and a hot dog and having a pizza emoji on Snapchat has to do with pizzagate and being uhhhh darksided. Holy shit That thread is wild. Enjoy.

6:36 PM - Dec 30, 2017

treeship 2, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 04:09 (two months ago) Permalink

oh damn that sucks

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 04:09 (two months ago) Permalink

"darksided" = determined to be involved in p1zz4geight?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 08:23 (two months ago) Permalink

I think that pizzagate is an attempt by tge Vatican to delegitimize child sex abuse investigations while at the same time disrupting the worldwide dominance of American-style pizza. Think about it: pizzagate theories began to circulate after Spotlight won Best Picture and as Netflix was preparing The Keepers, a 7-part documentary detailing the church's involvement in child rape. And have you seen the internet commentsfrom Italians about American variations on Italian cuisine? They passionately hate our freedom. What better revenge than to reframe pizza iconography as the secret language of the pedophile? It would make normal people afraid to share their love of pizza while at the same time throwing the scent off the real pedos, the Catholic Church.

how's life, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 10:59 (two months ago) Permalink

Pizzagate never really went away as far as I can tell, it's just been occasionally diverted back into the channel of Lock Her Up.

There was a theory that all of Robert Mueller's investigation was an enormous feint to get around to Clinton (because the Podesta's lobbying firm was involved with Paul Manafort) and that there's thousands of sealed indictments that will fall on all of Them from heaven on the day that the storm breaks. This comes up every once in a while and everyone gets excited until someone points out that Mueller became the head of the FBI on 4th of September 2011, and so obviously oversaw the 9/11 coverup.

There's been someone posting blind item scraps of questions on Reddit for the last few months that's taken most of their attention - you only need to have a few by chance align with news stories and that's read as cast iron confirmation - I've said it before, but Dan Brown has a lot to answer for.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 12:49 (two months ago) Permalink

That italians mad at food Twitter is pretty fun

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 13:48 (two months ago) Permalink

I know. They get so frustrated!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 15:25 (two months ago) Permalink

Acknowledging that it's perpetuated by more than, say, two or three people with profound mental illness legitimately makes me want to stop existing in a world where Pizzagate is a thing.

Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 15:40 (two months ago) Permalink

If this thread is anything to go by I don't think it's going away


If you thought the silly nonsense of "pizzagate" reached its nadir when someone invaded a pizza restaurant with an assault rifle demanding to see its (nonexistent) basement and after that it must have died down... it didn't.

Instead, it got weirder.

— Alexandra Erin will take a cup of kindness yet (@alexandraerin) December 31, 2017

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 15:42 (two months ago) Permalink

So cool to witness the return of the Dark Ages within my own lifetime.

Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 15:44 (two months ago) Permalink

That's a really good thread!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:05 (two months ago) Permalink

Yeah pizzagate is some unhinged scary nonsense

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:28 (two months ago) Permalink

customer at tacqueria, to cashier: "hey did you see that light in the sky the other day? Here's a pic I took of it"
cashier: "hmm yeah. They said it was some rocket it but I don't believe it"
customer: "No that's true. It was a SpaceX launch in California"
cashier: "Nah I think they said that to cover it all up. They quickly launched some rocket so they could say that's what the light was"
customer: "Uh heheheh um ok but they can't really launch a massive rocket like that quickly enough to cov--"
cashier: "Funny how people are so quick to just believe what they're told"
customer: "..."

Extreme skepticism is almost always a cover for extreme ignorance

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 00:00 (two months ago) Permalink

oh hell yeah, that rules

flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:12 (two months ago) Permalink

"focus on my taco, you shitgoblin"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:14 (two months ago) Permalink

There’s a new doc on Netflix called Gray State - haven’t watched it but looked up the story and it’s one of those “he was secretly murdered by his own govt for his political views” conspiracies. There’s an interesting New Yorker piece on it:

Crowley and his wife were pretty clearly conspiracy nuts, and he obviously had mental health issues that were undiagnosed.

just1n3, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 05:30 (two months ago) Permalink

yea that's what they want you to think man

flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 05:36 (two months ago) Permalink

That article is worth the read. And devastating.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 06:03 (two months ago) Permalink

The Deep State as fictionalized by… Steven Seagal:

This is the story of an Arizona Tribal police officer who stumbles onto one of the of the biggest cases in the history of the Southwest. He is a member of an elite group within the Native American communities known as The Shadow Wolves. What comes with his discovery is the uncovering of massive corruption in places where he once had placed his total trust. Shadow Wolves is a book of fiction based on reality. Both author’s have worked with, confronted, and seen the power of the Deep State and the manner in which, at times, federal government agencies willfully violate the Constitution and the laws of the land in service to special interests. Recent events has for the first time made many American citizens aware that the Deep State is very real; that the mainstream media tends toward bias by often offering a false narrative designed by the secret intelligence world in service to special interests. The fight for America’s soul is taking place far from Washington, D.C. This is a story of one small group of patriots fighting the good fight.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 January 2018 02:07 (two months ago) Permalink

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