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This happened last night and I set it up again tonight. My buddy said 'I love you' I said I love you too. He said, 'no, I REALLY love you and I want you' I said fuck off you're just inordinately horny. I like him loads but not shagable loads and now, it's awkward.

Ah fuck it, no question really, just wanted y'all to know how fuckable I am.

― penelope_11, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck-Buddy Becomes Fuck-Fiancé

MIAMI, FL — In spite of the explicitly casual nature of their relationship, fuck-buddies Nora Ingersoll and Keith Hetzel are engaged, friend Tom Stipps reported Tuesday. "Keith and Nora have been fooling around for years, but Keith said they were just friends," Stipps said. "I was shocked when Nora showed up wearing a ring." Later that day, the couple reportedly opened a fuck-joint-checking account.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

every day in every way i like tv more and sex less

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm kinda nice, promise.

Don't be grumpy with me.

― penelope_11, Thursday, 8 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a fuck buddy once, but then she turned into my girlfriend.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a fuck buddy once, but I soon realised that actually, sex without all the stuff that goes with it is actually really shit.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

sex without all the stuff that goes with it is actually really shit

That's quite arguable, actually... but it depends on the person.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"stuff that goes with it" = maid's costume, paddle, edible massage oil, vibrators, Juju-Bees, etc.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Up fuck creek without a paddle.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 8 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

without a paedo.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 8 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sex without all the stuff that goes with it is actually really shit.

worse than none at all? wow

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

this concept tends to seem phenomenally excellent in my mind, oh dear

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

sex without all the stuff that goes with it is actually really shit

I'd have to disagree (and in fact espouse the opposite viewpoint)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm with donna. "the stuff" is often what ruins it, for me anyway.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 April 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Until your flatmate steals your fuckbuddy.

bitter, moi? *mutter*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 April 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

flatmates are eeeeevil

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 April 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that one certainly was.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 April 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

it's all right. someone gets hurt when all is said and done as idyllic as you may pretend it is.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 9 April 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

not always. i've had a few successful fuck-buddy relationships.
and some not. so. successful.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 9 April 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My position, which won't surprise many of you, is that sex is basically a good thing, usually very exciting and enjoyable. I think it can be much better if you really like the person, and even better if you love them, but fucking is great a lot of the time even with people you don't care about.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 April 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it just me that puts all fucking about 5th in the "What makes relationships cool" list?

I am?

Okay.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 9 April 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but this thread is about fuck buddy relationships, and it has to be higher in that list.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 April 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

True, but my brane can't handle it. It turns into a "Let's go and do dinner and catch a film" and the such, and it all goes wrong. My dick is hardwired to my heart instead of my brain, worse luck.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 9 April 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Buying shirts must be a bitch.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

solid-state penis, yo

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Set your fuckbuddy free. If he does not return, he was never really yours to begin with...

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 9 April 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin said "position", titter

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the person/situation, I guess. I've had a few explicitly sex-only relationships, but most haven't worked out well, either the other party ended up thinking there was more to the relationship and I didn't find out until later or else I just lost interest pretty quickly.

― webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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