I don't believe I'm using a "neck massager" as a neck massager.

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It works but it still feels somehow creepy.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny, sweetie, none of them are really meant to be neck massagers.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I know!!! But my neck is screwed up and it actually is helping.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

this one is pretty blatantly not a neck massager anyway, to tell the truth.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

is it, ahem, anatomical?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

no veins or head but it's flesh-colored, wavy, and flared at the base.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

But my neck is screwed up and it actually is helping.

You know what works better to massage your neck? One of those shiatsu massagers. That, or rubbing a large, throbbing penis on your neck.

perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.

Again, a penis will do the job better.

Hi, I'm Dennis DeYoung, formerly of the band "Styx."

― Dennis DeYoung, Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you've got too much time on your hands.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

er, that's not time on his hands...

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, heck. Well, just imagine the Hello Kitty 'neck' 'massager' and feel the love. or something.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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