Make Your Own House of Horrors, featuring the Stars of Country Music!

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if you only had $750,000, you could BUY IT NOW

Country Music Wax Museum of the STARS !!
with
Figures, Wardrobes, Autographs, Pictures, will go to the highest successful bidder!!! UNREAL !!!
6 museums in one!!
For the first time on eBay we are selling a COMPLETE wax museum for the discriminating buyer. Each of these realistic figures are hand made and as you can see from the pictures they have an incredible and magical lifelike quality.
Now here is what you get when you win this Auction.

http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/be/bearbean/.mids/HanksJr.Cover.jpg http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/be/bearbean/.mids/Kenny1.jpg http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/be/bearbean/.mids/Elvis1.jpg

and many, many, MANY more!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oops. shoulda closed the link. oh well.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow.

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I would never turn the lights off in my house again.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/be/bearbean/.mids/RoyClark1.jpg

This thread could be doomed by shitty HTML. Sorry.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

is there a neko case wax dummy?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My browser kept crashing, so I couldn't tell, but I think if you use "Buy It Now!" they throw in the real Grandpa Jones.

― jazz odysseus, Monday, 12 April 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

hank williams jr. is the worst man ever.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

All my rowdy friends melted

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a life-size Elvis candle.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought of Kingfish as soon as I saw this thread.

― Huck, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/be/bearbean/.mids/Dolly3.jpg

I'd probably turn the lights off in my place on a lonely night.

― Woodface (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

not one, not two, but THREE members of Hee Haw on there!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

For a small extra charge, they'll install realistic orifices in your favorites!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

two years later

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7506/waltnow43no.jpg
Very few artists are even capable of creating such a realistic figure

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

I want to own a wax museum. Just to crank up the heat and watch the horrific spectacle that ensues.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck is the insignia on his tie? I keep thinking of the Psychic TV thingy.

― John Justen, great tasting marksman. (johnjusten), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

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