teenage girls are scary

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don't even try to deny this

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

teenage boys are probably even scarier, for completely different reasons

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No, they just smell scary.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah they are just like little over-sexed loud versions of adult. They're cool.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like somebody just rented Thirteen.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls these days. Doing whippets and beating the crap out of each other. What gives?

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)Me or strongo?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha yeah the four hour version that plays out in real time across a cash register

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

if a band is liked by teenage girls AND is ugly, they must be good. this is a law.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

also "these days" has nothing to do with it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

teenage girls are far more violent, loud, rude and mean. at least the ones i come into contact with.

girl fights are so vicious and nearly impossible to break up. I think the boys walk around in a hormone-induced stupor most of the time while teenage girls are manic, insane hyneas.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but adult women seem to be more aggressive too. I don't think that's just teenage girls.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

teenage girls compared to teenage boys = girls far more nuts and aggressive.

that was the only segement of society I was looking at.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's the music they're listening to. Strongo?

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

RECORDS I SOLD TO TEENAGE GIRLS TODAY:

one copy "nirvana - unplugged"
one copy "amath amaru" (?!)
one copy "ben kweller"
one copy "josh groban"
one copy "j-kwon"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

these insane little girls are more likely to have an Usher CD in their backpack than the boys. explain.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

They've got good taste?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

they like booty to go thwack?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

SEE MY POST ABOVE

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

cute bands can be good too, but if they dig ugmos, then they MUST rock.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, i dont really think i want a booty to go "thwack"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

it might bruise...something

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

all the girls in the rekkid store gettin' tipsy

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

...but the little girls understand

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

SEE MY POST ABOVE

hmmm, bonecrusher?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

let's face it...ugly people just make better music

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't heard much Bonecrusher but if the girls en masse are digging him (didn't know they were) than I have to buy that album fast (I think Trife and Clover gave it props too).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

let's face it...ugly people just make better music

b-b-b-but lenny kravitz?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The exception that tests the rule.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't recall little girls liking Lenny Kravitz.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole Kidman isn't a little girl.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I had this roommate one time who told me Unrest must be good 'cause I never mentioned how cute they were. I still don't know how to process that

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

no, just alex in sf

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

clusterfuck of xposts there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost apropos of of nothing 'cause I wasn't a teenager then, sorry

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll stand alone on this Lenny thing if I have to. Fuck all y'all.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think the girls dig bonecrusher. he's just the ugliest rapper i could pull out of my ass.

the girls be diggin' chingy, jkwon, usher, fiddy, my brother, and lil' flip.

and lil' bow wow. always lil' bow-wow

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

He's BOW WOW now!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

15 will get you 20, sam

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rmf.fm/muzyka/obrazki/foto/nickelback-1.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

15 will get you 20, sam

???

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

are teenage girls into Nickelback????

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma/2003/postshow/flipbooks/on_stage/images/durst_fred_01_v.jpg

this guy got mad love from TRL though.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No. At least I'm not. Xpost

I hate Fred Durst (or however you spell his name)

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

T-U-R-D

― .., Tuesday, 13 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I live with a teenage girl. I think she's just manipulative, one-dimensional, arrogant, self-obsessed, materialistic and repellent. Sort of like a lot of teenage girls but x100.

As for my gender...Over the weekend at a party, a single mother accused me (as in "accused", not "subtly asked me if it was true") of printing internet porn for her son (he "implied" I was the culprit). I have larger misgivings about teenage boys as well now, though I have two of the only decent ones for younger brothers.

I don't find them scary. Just...there.

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was afraid for my sons life the other day when, at the playground, a gaggle of four barely-teenage girls circled him like vultures. Giggling, squeaking, "OH MY GOD!"ing VULTURES.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate them. I hate their vapid pack mentality. I didn't really like many of them when I was a teenager, I found a lot of my classmates prissy and dim, but obv. you can't really let this on at the time or they will devour you. Mind you I didn't really like myself much as a teenager either. Probably the whole 'thoughts in head/ thoughts allowed to be spoken" thing. Heathers was my favorite film.

I have now escaped into some kind of adulthood. It's only right and proper I hate teenage girls. There is no way I am ever going back there, even by association.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(Older teens 17+ don't count in this, for me anyway)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I bothered?

― the tatefox, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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Samantha likes nsync

― 1, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

grr arrghh, TLAs for laughter, I am undone by cht spk

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Samantha likes nsync

Nah, I'm more of an usher gal.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I was terrified of teenage girls, even when I was a teenage girl. Most of them are just evil, and not even in any sort of interesting way.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

At the time I wasn't terrified so much as bemused and a little confused.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Teenage girls are smart like velociraptors.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Teenage girls are more inventive in their cruelty than teenage boys, though. They've got some style.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm more terrified of early-teenage girls than late-teen: fourteen, fifteen, they're just monsters.

― cis (cis), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

teenage girls rock bitch

― MauiWowie, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I was like Anna, with some differences because Heathers hadn't yet been made and I could not resist the kind of open goals provided by mean but stupid tormentors (who are easy meat when you spend your pubescent spare time reading Shaw, Pauline Kael and Oscar Wilde and know they never will).

The worst are girl threesomes, however - two always ganging up one girl when they're meant to be best friends.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The early-teen/late-teen observation's otm. My cousin is 15 soon. But I think there's only worse to come (unless she fucks up at school BAD soon).

I've just remembered, just before I left London, I was sitting on the tube near a group of teen girls (15-16, I guess), heading towards South London and they'd been at the Disney Store and were parading a stuffed Tigger toy dressed as a Gaultier Christmas Angel or something. I don't remembr much of their conversation, even though they were real loud, but it wasn't particularly inane. But I was totally horrified by Tigger. They seemed nice, and saw me smirking, so one was like "This man must think we're all nuts!" and I said, "no, I just want to know why Tigger's in drag. It doesn't suit him." The leader-girl then said, "Man, I bet you'll be telling your wife about the crazy girls you met on the tube today!" and I couldn't even muster a "Um, I'm 21, kids" in response.

But I guess some are OK. My sister will be one soon, but she'll be better than any teenage girl ever, guaranteed.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst are girl threesomes

You mean that a different way from the way I read it, I suspect, so maybe I don't disagree with you more than I've ever disagreed with anyone in my life...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst are girl threesomes, however - two always ganging up one girl when they're meant to be best friends.

I think that is one of the main reasons that teenage girls are pretty loathsome to me.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

some guy, Alex in SF

http://www.barrywilliams.net/gallery/tour/kravitz.jpg

I have met Alex and this is a real photograph.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin, of course I didn't mean a *sexual* threesome ;-).

What happens is that there is a cell of three girls who are friends. At some stage two of the friends invariably gang up on the other - until all possible combinations of the two-v-one scenario have been played out. When you are a teenage girl and what feels like your only two friends have clubbed together against you, it's pure Chinese water torture.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

my sisters are 17 and 18 and are really damn cool, in large part because--so far as I know--they got out of that kind of social-strata thing a while ago. (also because they're just fucking cool, ahem.) it is interesting how the most vociferous responses on here are coming from women--I'm not saying it's bad or incorrect, either, just interesting.

in other news, Jess finally getting a day job is the best thing that's happened to ILx in a while.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 15 April 2004 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

anything to get him outta the house!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

im 17 and no one has ever called me scary before. except for when i get really angry. but then again isnt everyone?

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, I was having this conversation with a friend who had been the victim of repeated gang-ups by other girls at school (she had a load of baby fat at one stage) and she said that when she now sees a posse of whatever the mallrat equivalent is, she nearly has a panic attack because 'they always just KNOW.'

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

they are evil. end of story.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no theyre not
end of story

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And they lived happily ever after.

End of Story.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

End of 'end of story'.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

cass, at 17 you're almost safely out of the scary zone. And wait till you're older, you'll see the inherent evil we discuss.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

ok maybe your right actually. ill remember this wen im a bit older and think about wat u sed.

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i got spat on by a group of girls who were about 13/14, i was lying on a bench at the time.

― yoplait, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe they just thought that u were so fuckin ugly that u deserved to be spat on. but then again how would i know?

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

that hurt

― yoplait, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont think im ugly i think i look like a cross between al pacino and a shorter, whiter tyson beckford.

― yoplait, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*spit*

― shazza (mark grout), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

teenage girls be expectoratin'!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you guys maybe get a room and go make beautiful teen pregnancy statistics together?

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe they just thought that u were so fuckin ugly that u deserved to be spat on. but then again how would i know?

-- CAss

See? Teenage girls are just fucken mean.

Why is the "A" capitalized too, CAss.

Ass.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm, I don't relate to this teen girls are scary and mean to other girls. All my harassers in high school were boys.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 15 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Is/was Jess a dirty old man, or what?

― roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

I was a scared teenage girl, not a scary one.

― Abbott, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

I think Jess was offering a moral/summary for Nabokov's Lolita

― nabisco, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

some suburban teen with a creepy tanning bed tan grabbed me on michigan ave yesterday and said "I LOVE YOUR BUT-ton." Apparently, this is funny to teenage girls.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

what button were you wearing

― deej, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

he@d@che c1ty, i'm sure she's never heard them.

a nice pink button on my crappy brown jacket.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

and your butt?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

unseen by her as she was walking towards me.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

That is like when my friend and I in HS walked around downtown holding signs that said PENIS...we thought it was HILARIOUS. Everyone smiles at two crappy ghost-world clichés holding handmade signs that say PENIS.

― Abbott, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Is it cynical of me to be surprised that people just smiled, instead of, like, offering?

― nabisco, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Cause that's basically why, if I were a high-school girl, I would not walk around with a sign that said "penis."

― nabisco, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

abbott wasn't in nyc nabisco

― deej, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

Is it cynical of me to be surprised that people just smiled, instead of, like, offering?

that was the first thing i thought too.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

I was accosted by the cashier at my local supermarket who wanted me to look at photos of her as a small child looking "gangsta". I later learned she was born in 1990.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Deej I'd actually have thought NYC would be one of very few places in the country where a high-school girl could walk around with a sign that said PENIS and everyone would be all like "whatever" and go about their business.

― nabisco, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Ya I grew up in Mormonsville so people were like 'yr just wacky kids,' also: the downtown was exclusively the province of old people.

― Abbott, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

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