My shitty day

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PMP: why was it a shitty day
donutbizitch: the bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because they don't allow car batteries on baord
donutbizitch: i needed to get my car batteryrecharged in order to use a car
donutbizitch: so i have to use a bus
donutbizitch: it's a fucking ridiculous catch 22
donutbizitch: i had to get a friend to drive me just up a hill
donutbizitch: it was fucking stupid and wasteful
PMP: why ?!
donutbizitch: and the same bus driver caught me on the way back
donutbizitch: and started reporting me to the other bus drivers to not allow me on the bus with a "myterious box"
donutbizitch: so i had to walk down half a mile with a car battery back to my house
PMP: haha
PMP: fucking christ
PMP: what were they afraid of
donutbizitch: i hate old fuckiners

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You so look like a terrorist, DB.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

But why are you talking to pimps, young man?

(In any event, majorly the sucklage.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Why couldn't you take a cab?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Well well well if it isn’t Mr. Alex himself. So jealous of me...

DB, why not just get Superman to fly you there?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Why couldn't you take a cab?

i so will not make the obvious joke right now.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)Who the hell are you?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

That's actually a very good question, Alex.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't take a cab because I know there could have been friends close by who could have given me a ride, and one of them came through. I didn't take a cab on the way back, because it was all a downhill walk (and I mean VERY steep downhill...) my stubborn "well, fuck, I guess I need the exercise" half of brain took over, so I sweated it out, and I made it back home. I just paid for the battery recharging.

I thought about a cab, but what if the guy looked at the box, and told me "sorry, sir, we cannot take car batteries.. they are potentially explosive."

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

and i have no idea why DC popped up in this thread.. That's most disturbing.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

they cant allow car battrys on a bus because the electricity in the battry causes old people to ejaculate none-sensically.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y Deus saves us all again!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah and you want those old guys to ejaculate sensibly at their stage of life

― winterland, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The bus driver WAS an old curmudgeon. maybe he didn't want to get his none-sensical wad all over the passengers. It now all makes sense.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

bus drivers are stupid

― 1, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bus drivers are stupid. Cab drivers want to screw you in the back seats of their unlicensed vehicles and charge you for it. It's a Catch-69, all right

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a Catch-Something-Else-Entirely if you're not careful.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think bus drivers are all stupid, though it does sound like db got the short end of the stick winding up with that cock farmer for a driver twice.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I use to have a really cool bus driver that I rode with regularly. Whenever I see him, he's like "Dude, on my bus, you never have to pay!"
Even though I buy a monthly buspass.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you all. Thanks.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

because the electricity in the battry causes old people to ejaculate none-sensically.

Back when I used to ride the bus to work, this would have brightened my day extraordinarily.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am now afraid to get on the bus, thanks Mike.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

if it happened? while you were on the bus?
you gerio-bukkake pervo!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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