woohoo! a fish fuck!

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broaden your horizons! why not?

― pussy or not?, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine it'd be somewhat impractical.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

bones is why not, jerky... BONES.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Gives a whole new meaning to Catch & Release, eh?

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

My head hurts.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, catch my fish baby

― Tadpole (calstars), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

good lord!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

ever see giraffes fuck?

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

I just watched the 'Mr. Show' where David Cross leans out of the raft and thinks to himself, 'I'ma fuck me a fish.'

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

xpost no, is it... odd?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

it is THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. i saw it on some nature doc a few years ago. they had to try and try and try and kept falling over and missing. it was so sweet. i've tried finding footage on the internets (not today but a few times in the past) but never found anything, but if you ever see it watch it. it's ace.

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

the giraffes or fish?

don't fish just jizz over some eggs or something?

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

giraffes. fish fuck is boring. octopus fuck, on the other hand... WOW. bizarro.

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah

Well I said Fishfuck baby
I'm Gonna fuck you with a fish
I said Fishfuck baby
I'm Gonna fuck you with a fish

Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut
You whore

Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck!

Fish fuck

Ohhhhhhh

Fishfuck Baby
I'm Gonna fuck you with a fish
I said, Fishfuck Baby
I'm Gonna fuck you with a fish

Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
You slut
You whore

Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck!

― Thermo Thinwalrus (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

gotta listen to you big time, hard line, bad luck, FISH FUCK

― So weit wie knock-kneed (kenan), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

nine inch sea snails

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Slug porn is worse than skat. *shudder*

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

ok what is with ilx today

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:30 PM (1 minute ago)

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Found a giraffe sex video. Unfortunately, it's this one.

― StanM, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I guess female giraffes get so bored by sex sometimes that they just walk away and let the male fall six feet to the ground.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/images/vbimghost/9794bbc6370a0747.jpg

― omar little, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

just when i think i've found an image for which no appropriate thread exists, ilx proves me wrong again.

― omar little, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

a fish fuck, hell yeah, nice

― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

Noel Coward's sole is yours...

― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i guess

― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

Someone else got his umlaut though.

― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2011 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

they're free to have it, i don't fuck w those

― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

I think it's in a jar of formaldehyde in the Kremlin on a shelf next to Rasputin's cock.

― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 26 March 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

https://s.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/WireAP_84fe6d9c681948ccb525dc520f6fc6da_12x5_992.jpg

― omar little, Monday, 5 March 2018 17:53 (eight years ago)

lol

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 5 March 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)

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