Who is the greatest wanker of the last twenty years?

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Literally or figuratively.

G. Michael or P.W. Herman probably for the literally. Of course H. Grant almost takes both the figurative and literal prizes.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Duke Fame

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Reagan, Bush Sr., Bush Jr, Cheney, assorted dipshits.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

fred durst

(though he did wish me a happy birthday)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

F. Durst. Excel. choice. Approved by Eminem.

So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
Durst And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?

― Skottie, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

matt middleton claims to be able to wank 15 times in a day. thats pretty great.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

that guy who got george michael arrested. in both senses.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Mick Hucknall is a pretty big tosser although i think his 20 years was up about 10 years ago.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't go wrong with Fred Durst. Is there anyone as clueless?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

well u know it's easy to be a wanker.

who's the best two handed wanker of the last 20 years?

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

JEFFREY ARCHER FOR FUKC'S SAKE!!!1

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

lenny kravitz or the cast of Friends

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Lenny Kravitz wanking the cast of Friends, 2Bsure

― Skottie, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, Lisa Kudrow gets off scot free from the wanker accusation, although Kravitzs wankerage is plain for all to see.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

O2ndT, I gotta agree with J.B. Lisa Kudrow is classique.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

If you got to know him, you'd realise Lenny's a really nice guy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, dear. Next thing you know, someone's going to say Matthew Perry's a nice guy too. ****heading for the bomb shelter as it is clear the world is ending***

― Skottie, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Matthew Perry's the second least annoying Friends castmember.

LeBlanc, on the other hand...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dom Passantino

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Nineteen posts in and no one's voted Albarn.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

He's being used as the scale.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

peter stringfellow

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Robbie Savage, though he's more of a cunt.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Raggett made me laugh, again, there!

He's picking up some form.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tryin' my best.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll see your albarn and raise you a chris martin.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

No, still early days for him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

the lead singer of muse.

he's just got a wanky face.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you trying to tell me Ned, that the degree to which he's been a wanker hasn't superseded all others yet? :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Time will tell.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Nominations:

Richard Littlejohn
Kelvin Mackenzie
Gary Bushell
Lynda Lee Potter
Rupert Murdoch
David Sullivan

There's a connection, but I can't quite.....

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm this man wanks gooood
http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/concert/gifs/dire.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard Littlejohn justifies his nomination just by being cal[ed Richard Littlejohn.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0106/2745268_200X150.jpg

― Aaron A., Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

BONO!

― unimportant, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Marissa!!

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's not a suggestion by the way...I'm merely saying hello...)

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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