taking sides: Kurt Cobain vs Holden Caulfield

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They're both big phonies. Caulfield will probably grow up though, whereas Cobain never did.

― spotty youth, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

big phonies(!)

yay.

ehm...

I'll go Cobain 4 his confy looking jumpers. i've always been very jealous of his jumpers.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

confy? perhaps i meant comfy...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

holden caulfield doesn't play guitar so he lose.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Catcher in the Rye 2: The Metal Years

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you obviously haven't read it

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going with Holden....who'd knew better than to kill himself.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Catcher in the Rye 3: The Wurtzel Years

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

you obviously haven't read it

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Catcher in the rye 4 : He kills himself, he really does...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Alex, you just hate Kurt. And we're still not sure if he really did kill himself. Did anyone ever look at the enter and exit wounds from the shot??

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Kurt Cobain 2: the coroner's notes

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Cobain had the decency to actually exist so I have to give him the edge.

― Tim Smoot, Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Caulfield, regardless of whether or not Kurt really killed himself.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i take holden because catcher in the rye fans are much less annoying than nirvana fans.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, sorry about that.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex DeLarge

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

holden caulfield would've beaten up dave grohl ... then again, dave grohl would've had better sense than try to be friends w/ holden caulfield.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i take holden because catcher in the rye fans are much less annoying than nirvana fans

are you absolutely positive about that? it's one of those things that can go either way, I think.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

holden caulfield would've beaten up dave grohl

Are you sure about that??

Well, if you think of Dave when he was in Nirvana, he was skinny, but, uh...

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

dave grohl would've given holden caulfield a rough draft of "floaty," holden would've read it and said "this is stupid shit, you homo!" and would've beaten dave grohl up.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, but Dave is Bi. At least, it seems that way.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

have you even read "catcher in the rye"?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously, no!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Catcher in the Rye fans kill other people, whereas Nirvana fans kill themselves. So Kurt wins there.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't killed myself

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't killed myself

that's what the nuns will do to you if they find out yer reading catcher in the rye!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why??

What...happens....?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

he skips out of school to listen to bling-bling rap and eat pizza-hoagies all day.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And copy stunts from Jackass

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds boring

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

he also car-jacks suckas in oakland.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not impressed.

Kurdt wins! I like calling him Kurdt.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Anagram K-Turd

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no, no.

KurDT Kobain

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

would you be more impressed if he listened to mission of burma all day, as well as bling-bling rap?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no at all.

But, who would do that?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

b/c the nuns drove him crazy ... they used to make him cry by telling him that he liked "crummy" music.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The nun's have never said anything like that. They must respect us.

I don't believe you anymore!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"anymore"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It's your basic story of fighting for the right to listen what the hell you want. It's about freedom Aja. And big blunts.

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah...

So you believed me??

Xpost

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What does Holden listen too?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

and that big blounts in ya mouth bein' bad for ya health ... or something like that.

― Eiscubebär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Biggie. Pharcyde. Michelle Shocked. All the cool stuff.

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know these people.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

he also loves nelly. he was proto-crunk.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I'd like this boy.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i take holden because catcher in the rye fans are much less annoying than nirvana fans

Just to be the devil's advocate....herewith two HARDCORE Catcher fans...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/955000/images/_955194_chapmanafp150.jpg http://www.enterprisemission.com/images/reagan-assasin.GIF

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, that's awful.

Hey Alex!!!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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