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I want to know the best place to find beautiful women who are horny and want to have sex whenever you want it. Can you help a fuckedup person?

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

look moron, try the Yellow Pages, under Escort Services. don't bother us with this.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You should definitely go to Burning Man next year. I hear the women there are more sexually liberated..

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant vacation places, hang out spots, clubs you know, ect.

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

too cheap to pay, eh?
Suffer.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Westchester, PA has a stockpile of coffeehouse chicks that will do you so good, you'll feel like you were kneed in the groin!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

No Orbit, I got G's like a motherfucking pimp.

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Try a Tribe 8 show.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

if you're a motherfucking pimp then why in the hell are you asking us where to find the 'tang?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Orbit, that's a bitch'n user name. Why do you call yourself Orbit?

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I SAID "I got G's LIKE a motherfucking pimp."

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Go ask a real pimp, loser.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

donut bitch knew WHAT I was asking for

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Banner occassionally responds to ILM threads. You should ask him there.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

REAL WIMPAZ!

http://www.oberlin.edu/stuorg/fencing/pics/pimp.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

go back to the police academy.
pathetic!

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ORANGE WIMPA BE CRAZEE!

http://www.erostheclub.com/pimp.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

SENSITIVE LL WIMPA J

http://www.amytart.com/archived/pimp-thumb.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

G WIMPA BUSH.. HAHA YALL

http://hometown.aol.com/kvwizardmaster69/images/pimp%20daddy%201.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

So that's what the W stands for...

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Samantha, if you got time on your hands to give advice about a boyfriend wanting sex from his girlfriend who is in therapy and does not want any, and you are telling him to listen to her, then why the hell are you bashing me and not listening to me?
I never said I want to be a pimp. I am like any horny man though, I want sex with a woman who wants it with me. There is nothing wrong with looking for someone (or a party) to have sex with.

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

FRAJILE WIMPA JOHNSON BRO

http://thefunshop.net/costumes/halloween/Miscellaneous/pimp-01.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I got news for you. Donut Bitch, Samantha and me are all guys. We are linebackers. Wanna come over and drop trou?

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

IM NOT A WIMPA, IM NOT A WIGGA, IM SOMETHING YOU CANT JIGGA

http://www.sevnhuts.com/camera/october.00/pimp.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

fucked, the way you asked it implied you are either a teenaged boy and/or a moron. Hence my distaste for you.

Perhaps if you look back on the things you've written here you'll find the reason why you aren't getting laid.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Troll-B-Gone [tm] actually works!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm that beardy pimp fellow looks familiar

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone I dated very recently (male) wouldn't let me go down on him. He also had been sexually abused as a child. I was very disappointed as this is one of my most favorite things to do and I was sad I couldn't share it with him. But that was fine, I respected his wishes, didn't want to leave him for it. There are other things to do.

-- Ask For Samantha (...), April 15th, 2004.

So I ask using this quote you gave, you must like it up the ass Ask for Samantha?

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I want my money back.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE GREATEST WIMPA OF THEM ALL!!!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

OMFG!!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams sure does get around, doesn't he.

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to jigga that!

― Huck, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

donut bitch, those are funny photos!

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I absolutely do, Fucked. But trust me even if you were Bam Margera himself you wouldn't get near my badonkadonk.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I may be "Fuckedup" but I don't get Fucked up by men. I am pure straight as my big sized penis is when it's sticking out.

― Fuckedup, Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

omg, the first pimp.. the white guy in the white fur coat. sooo cute! i'd be his bottom bitch any day.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I am pure straight as my big sized penis is when it's sticking out.

You mean, leaning a bit to one side and wobbling?

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuckedup, Are You Arnold?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

adult friend finder

― honkey, Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

cool photos

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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