I did it with David Beckham

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Yes, me too I'm afraid. Couldn't help myself, even though I knew it was wrong. Beckham nutmegged me. He dribbled it right through. He scored.

― Hilda P. Blonde-Crumpet, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dribbling is not one of David's fortes

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

thats nice.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

my dad reckons he should be ashamed of himself.

He's quite proud of me though.

― brenda nutmugget (mark grout), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too. I did it too, even though I'm a Spurs fan. I'm so ashamed.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hes gay!! just listen to him speak!

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

He lobbed one into my box.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*yawn*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It always makes me laugh when someone comes onto a thread and then writes "yawn".

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I am here to amuse you Mikey G! *bows*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No, your job is to bring me lunch. I'll have a panini with mediterrean vegetables. And a packet of Discos. Bring it to my desk.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What flavour discos?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheese. And wear a thong.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

*yawn*

― Hilda P. Blonde-Crumpet, Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not in my contract!

haha, that's funny! See Mikey it is funny!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Curses! You win again, PP.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i think she meant *fawn*

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2004 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

or *yarn*, if she is a fisher(wo)man.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 15 April 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

or she knits jumpers (for goalposts etc)

― C J (C J), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

a panini?

barry to thread.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

foccacia you

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"a panini?"

Yeah, but with crisps. I am lower middle class.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Beckham played with my ball. He juggled it up and down, then caressed it softly and booted it as hard as he could into my goalmouth.
I was in intensive care for six weeks. Fucker knew I was going to the papers next day.

― ..., Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

He tried to do me too. Curled one into the area and then tried to head it home. Bounced off the post. Still limping. At least I never had to touch Posh. She's a fembot, replicant, succubus, tone-deaf, harpy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i kept my cleansheet with beckham thanks to my overly effective goal-mouth clearence

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

his tackle is vastly over-rated

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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