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― mullywaster, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What are nice places to live in Australia apart from Melbourne & Sydney?

― curious person, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

they are the only nice places in the whole of australia.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

and there are serious question marks over sydney

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

tamworth is very nice. lots of coffee shops.

― mullywaster, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. Melbourne's too flat and Sydney's too expensive. What about Brisbane?

― curious person, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah thats where i live.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard Brisbane's improved. True?

― curious person, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry curious person, what you're asking is a highly objective question. What do you define as "a nice place to live"?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

improved in what sense?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

brisvegas: too hot, not close enough to the coast, located in Queensland.

― mullygasper, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

not close enough to the coast? Are you on drugs? It's ON the coast.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*shamefully admits to never having been there*

― mullywaster, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I quite like Perth.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I have heard that Perth is death but Margaret River is nice. Perth is certainly a fuck of a long way from anywhere.

My criteria for a nice place to live: not too expensive, cosmopolitan feel, city buzz, beaches nearby, nice climate, affordable accommodation, good restaurants/bars/nightlife, nice rural areas nearby for days weekends away.

― curious person, Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

not sydney then.

isn't brissy on the river rather thatn the coast?

how about umina?

o, hi CAss.

― mullygasper, Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Free-o!

― mullygasper, Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

melbourne too flat? madness

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

im fascinated by sharks. has anyone seen one in real life?

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

not too expensive, cosmopolitan feel, city buzz, beaches nearby, nice climate, affordable accommodation, good restaurants/bars/nightlife, nice rural areas nearby for days weekends away.

sounds like where i am, except it's kinda expensive..

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Brisbane is on the river but the sunshine coast is an hours drive north, the gold coast is an hours drive south and stradbroke island is an hour out to see, theres a semi-cosmo feel in the right suburbs, it's still quite cheap to live here compared to sydney and melbourne.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

out to sea i mean...duh i must be tired.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i collected 8 shark eggs walking the beach last satdee

― mullygasper, Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i once found a shark egg in greece. i think it was a shark egg at least.

― CAss (CAss), Thursday, 15 April 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

back in the real world....bearing skulls!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

SKULLS

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry i'm getting drunk

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

me toooooooooooooooooooooo!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i am listening to lindsey buckingham

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i am being forced to watch a movie with "the rock" in it against my will

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

WODONGA!

hey you sydney peeps i just played a gig supporting Miss Moon tonight. she is my nu hero.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hey! i was born in wodonga!!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i am getting drunk...NO XXXX!

hey Di yeeeeeas! who is miss moon? how was the gig?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact i spent my formative years there

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i spent a couple of formative weeks there, with my sister and brother-in-law :-). miss moon is a spoken word/multimedia artist type from sydney, and she came to us to entertain feminist queer style with pink zebra print mini-skirt and bra-top and a giant fake muff which she chopped off while standing on top of a television, ranting "hey there cunt face!"

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sounds pretty awesome. I've not heard of her before.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

now i feel boring that the best live experience i've had this year was loungey piano pop

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, it's all about the music maaaaaaannnn!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

o wait! is does ms moon do stuff about moths and stuff? kind of a people like us associate? i have a weird disc by her!!!

wodanga...great name. today we drove through wallabadar!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

wodonga mully, it's WO-DONG-A

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

wo-dong-a

got it

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Miss Moon didn't say anything about moths tonight. she sometimes reminded me of miranda july. yeah she is "kind of a people like us associate", if i am interpreting that sentence correctly.

wodonga IS a cool name! and do you know whats even cooler? it has a street called warratah way! that my sister lived on!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

hehehehe

sorry. my husband consistently calls it "whoa-donger" and it pisses me off.

ah di, i think i know what part of wondonga that's in. funny i haven't lived there sincei was 13 and yet the whole place is etched in my memory.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost) okay i turn in now, another shutups gig tomorrow. goodnight you lovely aussie mongrels.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello antipodeans! Are we allowed to plug friends' bands who are coming to play for you? Go see Pipas! Clap and cheer and make them feel welcome! They are touring with the Lucksmiths at the beginning of May. Thank you.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yay i heard today that pipas were on the way. i will be there for sure.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

so you're taking me?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm they're on apr 30th so yeah most likely!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh! nighty night ms lurex.

we do this thing with the kids where we say lets make u a story and one of us says like the first couple of sentences and then the next person continues the tale and after spending time with voni's relatives it has turned into scatology:

ME: there was a gorilla named sam and he was riding a motorbike throught the bush and came to a field and he stopped and...

BRYN: he did a HUGE poo and picked it up and threw it at a great big idiot and the idiot farted and...

DYLAN: he ate the poo and put the fart in a big bottle and drank it with a little bit of wee-wee...

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 801 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Breathe in, Trayce...breathe out...breathe in... now imagine all your enemies arrayed before you. Imagine youself forgiving them. Imagine that your forgiveness is accepted. Now: kick in their heads.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh. She was yeah. Reasonable maybe, bothering to get the vibe of the board and join in? Nah. Jumping into the middle of a well thought out thread like the fame one and saying crap like "wtf none of you are famous, losers" and "ok this is boring now" as soon as people actually got into discourse, thats just childish, like a 14year old complaining because she doesnt "get it".

Fine, dont get it - just dont expect US to bend it to make YOU more interested kiddo. Fuck off to LiveJournal. Raar!

Having said all that I'm enjoying dogging her round on threads and being a smartarse >:) Is that mean of me?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you are blount to her col

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

She's col?? My god!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am feeling a bit Blount/Alex ish today, indeed. Heh. Curmudgeonly. I like being crankylady sometimes.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought of her as a blountish aja.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

you sure ?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean can you back that up fucker?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

can you? huh? huh? c'mon watcha got??

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm waiting.

nothing huh motherfucker?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.waterwheelweddings.com/cabin/photos/album/mirror.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all very entertaining but jim, that last one needs to be explained to the slower people like me.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

me too, I dont get it.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

A mirror? As in a 'YOU ARE!' style comeback?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

but whats with the hose there on the mirror?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, what's with the hose muthaf****er? Huh????

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

nyah nyah nyah nyah nayh

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

mully was being mr bickle you see.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hose? it's a water wheel. look at the URL sillies!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

waterwheel weddings motherfucker?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a second and a third layer of over-my-headedness right there, one on top of the other like trifle. I am being trifled.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the one!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

trife-eled?

i got no idea

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in a koan-like state of confusion.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stolaf.edu/people/jacobel/australia/koala_thumb.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

back it up or back down motherfucker

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in a cone-like zone of confusion.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/neil.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I told everyone that greek girl wasn't really greek and did anyone believe me??!!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i did

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

besides: have you sorted out yer filthy box yet?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

No. I still don't. I say she's as Greek as The Parthenon smeared with yoghurt, goat's cheese and souvlaki, and washed down with a glass of ouzo.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is she always late to stuff?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_maybe.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

aargh xpost!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry. I don't even know what you're talking about.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Is she always late to stuff?
-- Autumn Almanac

Are you talking about vine leaves or ipso's box?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I never know what anyone's talking about, I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record that um... doesnt understand anyone.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

me late to stuff? I'm not stuck at work like most of you suckers :)

filthy box? Yes, I gave the box a bullet.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

He'd better be good, this Norman Tebbit.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict the last 15 posts will kill this thread for 2-3 days.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i am totally fuckin baffled so someone say something that makes an iota of sense quickly.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't can you, huh?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My toes point at right angles to my feet, and as a consequence I can't walk.

Is that the kind of thing you want?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

urrrgghhh re-runs of just shoot me.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, vertically. I'll do photos if anyone cares enough.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I can turn my right foot around so it faces the other way. Fun fact! Its grate at parties, freaks the fuck out of drunk people. I walk in going "I BROKE MY ANKLE". Hilarity ensues.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

new thread!!!!!

i was a teenage sheepfuxoring mongrel

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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