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What a lot of pointless, tedious threads! I don\'t know if you\'re all crashing bores or whether you\'ve just got way too much time on your hands. But I strongly advise you to turn off the Internet right now, go forth into the world, and if not multiply at least get a life. What are you waiting for? Right now, I said!

― The Voice Of Reason, Friday, 16 April 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

what? just like you have?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I strongly advise you to turn off the Internet right now, go forth into the world, and if not multiply at least get a life. What are you waiting for? Right now, I said!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Where to begin with the inherent contradictions of this thread...

― winterland, Friday, 16 April 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, that's us told, then! Oh no, my life is meaningless!!!

::shoots self::

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, what I meant to say was:

What a pointless, tedious thread! I don\'t know if you\'re a crashing bore or whether you\'ve just got way too much time on your hands. But I strongly advise you to turn off the Internet right now, go forth into the world, and if not multiply at least get a life. What are you waiting for? Right now, I said!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but where else would we find advice that good if we weren't on the internet?

― robster (robster), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm only here to point and laugh at people on the advice threads! Honest!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I am [booming voice]The Voice Of Reason![/booming voice] Please obey me forthwith. For those worried about the logicality of this thread, remember Gödel\'s theorem and be silent. I expect to see no more posts to this thread or any other. Now go out and enjoy the sun.

― The Voice Of Reason, Friday, 16 April 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Voice of Reason", are you actually Lydia Lunch?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(ps, I suspect like most people here, I'm at work, so IT DOESN'T COUNT)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What sun? I'm south of the river. they don't have sun here.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

there seem to be too few people on ILX now as it is, where has everyone gone?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I expect to see no more posts to this thread or any other. Now go out and enjoy the sun.

it's still dark here but when I finish my Life I'll go out and have a peek.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I expect to see no more posts to this thread or any other. Now go out and enjoy the sun.

Thanks for the lovely sentiment, but I have to go to work.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Voice of Reason has shamed them into topless sunbathing

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

For those of you at labour, please labour away in good conscience, without the distraction of mindlessly tedious threads about Belle and Sebastian mailing lists and other such rubbish. For the rest of you, topless sunbathing.

― The Voice Of Reason, Friday, 16 April 2004 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

And for you VOR, brainless posting

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

belle and sebastian can bite my balls

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

... so post a thread about it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, i don't really feel that strongly about it

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if B&S bore you maybe you can offer your thoughts on the feminist implications of vaginal penetration, then, VoR?

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

if i was a feminist i would make so much more sense.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Or how about modern architecture?

(You don't have to be a feminist to have opinions on penetration, or indeed, feminism, natch...)

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i know. I already expressed my thought on that in said thread.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I guess everyone took his advice. Or maybe went to lunch or something. I should go out and check if I got paid, but I've no idea where there is a cash machine near here. There's no way I'm walking to the Elephant!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just had a bowl of golden vegetable soup, and now I'm going to go and fix a bissell carpet cleaner, b/c DINNER HOUR'S OVER, bah.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am at work, so topless sunbathing is a no no.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

aww.. c'mon, it's for a good cause

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate - internet banking!

― smee (smee), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

She can't do that, she's been advised to "turn off the Internet right now, go forth into the world, and if not multiply at least get a life" remember.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Internet banking? What is this thing of what you speak?

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-b-but Kate, you are an interweb mentalist non? How do you survive without internet banking?!

― smee (smee), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I just chastened an IRL friend for sending me a Friendster thingygummy! There is a LIMIT to my interweb mentalism, and banking online is on the wrong side of it!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

belle and sebastian can bite my balls

Who said they weren't talented?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Internet banking is great, but you cannot just log on & away you go. I think you have to wait for id numbers to come through the post innit!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I HAVE SEEN THE SUN!!

(I went to the shops lunchtime. Now, back to work me guys)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Banking online is truly a thing of wonder. You no longer have to deal with robots or condescending people - you can transfer tiny amounts of money and change yer standing orders everyday and never have to explain it to anyone, evah!

― smee (smee), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Standing orders? Money transfers? What are these strange things you speak of? Doesn't anyone ever use cold hard cash any more?

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Unfortunately my local shop no longer accepts my florins, guineas and farthings

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Cold hard cash? (I'm scared to do any commas!) what is this you speak of?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx hasn't been particularly amusing this week, to be honest. don't take that the wrong way, you usually keep me entertained. bad week, i guess.

100 lines, "i must do better, yo"

and so on.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Since we're getting all meta, I've actually found it rather brittle and kind of annoying at times. But hey, my mood has been just about the same, so it might just be me being brittle and annoying.

But then things like the concrete architecture thread happen randomly and make me very happy and restore my faith in ILX!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

'getting all meta' heh spoken like a tried and true programma

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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