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I don't know what "pilates" means...

― andy, Friday, 16 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

They fly planes.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was the OBLIVIANS thread and I became excited.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

They sentenced Jesus to death.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

pilotis?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate those infomercial for the pilates tapes!!

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://base58.com/ilx/60146139.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It's what we serve fiood on in my house.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.oblivians.com/sympcvr.jpg

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

As I was saying before you starting making those odd, distracting quacking noises, I really am quite a magnificent specimen of humanity, as I verify several times each day, in the mirror. Wait. Are you listening to me? Don't roll your eyes at me, young lady.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

She's a whole lot different than the other guys we know.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck, that should be "other girls" I'm such a dickweed.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone's dick ever actually grown weeds?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fellows. I open the flower of my pants to you.
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), December 15th, 2001.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Would that work?

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dailynexus.com/story_images/2002-09-30/dick_weed_bloom.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

There comes a time in a flowering plant's life when it must learn about the birds and the bees, involve them in its sex life and produce a beautiful blossom. One plant sprouts a 60-plus-inch phallus, heats up, stinks like a corpse, does its best to attract carrion beetles and flesh flies and, after three pungent days of sexual activity, goes limp.

The plant is an Amorphophallus titanum - Titan arum for short -, which means, more or less, "giant changing penis." In its native Sumatra and Borneo, people call it a corpse flower.

Barron Rugge just calls the plant "Tiny."

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Dental plan.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Friday, 16 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

YO MTV WAZZUP CAN YOU PIMP MY 78 GRANADA???? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAZE?

― CAPS (Oops), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dropping Ponson from Baltimore for that Patterson kid pitching for the Expos tomorrow night was a sound and intelligent move for me to make in my fantasy baseball league.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 16 April 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mommy, what's a fantasy baseball league?"

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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