Defend the Indefensible: Men With Bangs

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I just took this one step too far didn't I?

http://www.puremusic.com/assets10/kings.jpg

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 18 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Next Up:

Defend the Indefensible: Men With Bongs
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Barges
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Boogers
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Brogues
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Borgs
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Bling
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Borges
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Bagels
Defend the Indefensible: Men With Borgia

― omg, Sunday, 18 April 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bz.berlin1.de/kino/arch/gifs/jam5.gif

― spittle (spittle), Sunday, 18 April 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I will defend them. I like men with bangs.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 18 April 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Defend the Indefensible: Men with Bogs
http://www.human.cornell.edu/youthvoices/erie_county/images/wil_at-Bogs.JPG

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 18 April 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem* Don't you mean fringe, dear ipsofacto and Orbit?

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 18 April 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

In my USA world, where it is permanent 1965, I mean BANGS.
Someone from the UK might mean FRINGE.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 18 April 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Usually I would say fringe, however given the play I was making on the recent similar thread titles, bang worked better not to mention I have been surrounded by Americans in recent times who have been amused and intrigued by Australian and American nuances of language.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 18 April 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/monitoring-emerging-trends-man-bangs.html

I've had bangs for most of my life, but I've never noticed: most guys don't. Huh.

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

If they got that wispy "comedian" Demetri Martin the lead in the next Ang Lee film...

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

The next trend after "Men With Bangs" will be "Men With Vaginas".

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

are you going bald?

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if people in France or Japan freak about about men having slightly longer hair in the front. The Anglosphere has such weird fucking values.

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

I have curly hair that falls over my forehead; I am not sure if this counts as "bangs."

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

is the anglosphere kinda like the blogosphere or what

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

bangs are hair that falls on your forehead, so yes. no bangs = caeser cut or bald.

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

I have farrah fawcett hair

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

Will have them as long as I can grow them.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

if there's anything emergent about this trend is is the shape, rather than the presence of bangs.

jaymc i don't think you have bangs per se b/c you so curly

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to start looking now around NYC, but outside of say ... North Brooklyn, you never really see guys with bangs.

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

north brooklyn or suburban frat houses

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

every emo fuck who's roamed a midwestern mall has had "bangs" since 2002

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

drudgesiren.gif emerging trendwatch my ass

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

well, that kinda shit is different. I'm talking those fruity French fashion catalog bangs everyone's got going around here

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

it may be different but romulans have bangs QED

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

eyo elmo check out this scintillating conceptual apparatus here:

http://www.anglosphereinstitute.org/

― MIRV Griffin (goole), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

also

http://anglosphere.com/weblog/

― MIRV Griffin (goole), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://tressedoutcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/zac-efrongood.jpg

nb this is actually a lady

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

gr8080 has bangs, tons of ilx menz have bangs. I don't have them, tons of women with long hair don't have them. WTF here?

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

are they still "bangs" is you push them off yr forehead or do they turn into a pompadour

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

At what point do they become "hair"?

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Moeport.jpg

― henry s, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

i used to have bangs, now i sort of have bangs

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

i also bang chicks ;-)

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

i don't like to define my hair with terms like "bangs"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.williamhung.net/WilliamPic_C.jpg

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

bangs are hair that falls on your forehead, so yes. no bangs = caeser cut or bald.

- this assumes a ridiculous definition of "bangs"
- haha as used in context, this assumes everyone on earth has straight hair

― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

not that I wouldn't TOTALLY like to see Dan with bangs

― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/128/45/650572016/n650572016_610835_8934.jpg

This is the closest you're going to get to seeing me with bangs

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

who's the guy to your right?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE

― ass partner are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

SO MEAN, ALFRED

John, I can only assume that you never look at photos of ppl on Facebook! It's been up there for ages now.

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

dan you look all kinds of stoned in that pic

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

haha omg that is glorious

― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

That was the show where pretty much all of the time I wasn't at rehearsal, I was at work; basically I was singing or coding from before 7:00 AM until after midnight, so I was living on something like 4 hrs of sleep a night. Not fun.

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, it seems like you were so tired you forgot to put on normal clothes

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Sweet beard

― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

dude yr ownin that look dont listen to max hes mad jealous

― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

seriously tho dan that is a righteous beard

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

I know, right? She has a nice smile

― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

^_^ Thankig u

The beard is 100% real BTW, the hair not so much.

The woman standing next to me is a dear, dear friend of my wife's from grad school. She is awesome.

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

I put a lot of careful planning into that "beard" gag, the least you could do is be offended

― nabisco, Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

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