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Can you tell me the names of the nine riders plz and thankyou.

― riley scott grant, Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Unclearest Tolkien question EVER.

(Well there's Khamûl the Easterling and then after that...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Return Of The Ning?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Skolnick, Gilbert, Poindexter, Wormser, Booger, Lamar, Takashi, Judy, and Betty.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, I was really hoping to have the first answer there.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Still, well done sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one rides Rudolph?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Betty. Definitely Betty.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Nazgul? The only one to have a name was the lord - Khamul (possibly "Khamûl", I'm not sure of all the accents). The others weren't named in any of Tolkien's books, but were given names by the company that published a top trumps type game when they realised they needed names of some sort. Some people around the web consider them the actual names, but Tolkien himself never named them.

― lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The only one to have a name was the lord

No, he was actually apparently number two in the hierarchy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Having looked it up, the other names are Murazor (the witch king), Dwar, Ji Indur, Akhorahil, Hoarmurath, Adunaphel, Ren and Uvatha. But they're still not the official names.

And you're right Ned, sorry.

― lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ren?!!

― de, Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Khamul you EEEDIOT!"

As noted, not the official names -- must have been what Iron Crown called the characters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna be the Stimpy Nazgul.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan the Nipper?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 April 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

who knows what abt the nine?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 April 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought this would be about Revenge of the Nerds

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 19 April 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I think it is.

― winterland, Monday, 19 April 2004 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Rza, Gza, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef, Ghostface Killah, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Masta Killah, Ol' Dirty Bastard

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! I can imagine the final exchange of words between the leader of the riders and Eowyn:

"No nigga can't kill me, die muthafucka!"

"I'm no nigga, I'm a beeyotch!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(The leader would be ODB, obviously.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicely done, Tuomas. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

My God, that's classic!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Baby got yer One Ring.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's that One Ring shit!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

SAURON RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
SREAM
GET THE ONE RING
MY PRECIOUS Y'ALL

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

SHAME ON A NAZGUL WHO TRIES TO RUN GAME ON A NAZGUL WHO BUCK WILD WITH THE etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mordor Superstar
That is what you are
Ruling everything
Through the One Ring
Lord it over me
Dominate this place
You will destroy the hope of all
Hold dominion over us all

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

M-O-R-D-O-R Man!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarumon = Killah Priest?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Nza & dan, as reluctant as you may both be, I kiss you for this thread!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Liquid Glamdrings

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is turning into one of the best things ever! Hurra hurra ILX brennt...

― Super-Kate (kate), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord of Nazgul (after dumping a bunch of soldiers onto housetops): "Poor bastards. Never even knew their names."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Uzi (One Ring)

[U-God]

Yo.. yeah
Don't erase none of that good shit in the beginnin
Yo.. spill drinks on ya, get stank on ya
Yo.. yo.. One Ring shit, yo
That One Ring shit yo

It's that One Ring shit, the legend of masked kid
Shoot out the speakers when my swords get jurassic
Superbad, who am I? Sauronite classic
The vandal's back, hands on Arwen the lass-elf
I handle my manstick, swordsplay I mastered
No spells, knells mixed down with screams on record
Broken down and crafted in seconds
Lady's choice, the raspy voice still peppered
Better, respect it, bitch believe
I pull hobbits out the hat, tricks up my sleeves
I air out of Mordor, the shit can breathe
Fix your weave, behold my expertise

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

See, *NOW* the incorrect thread title makes perfect sense!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

S.R.E.A.M.

[Raekwon the Chef]

I grew up on the crime side, the Middle-Earth east side
Staying alive was no jive
At northern lands, moms bounced on old men
So then we moved to Mordor land
A young youth, yo rockin the gold tooth, 'lo goose
Only way, I begin to gee off was gold loot
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out swords for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin Pipe-weed at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing hits for high stakes
Making my way on Moria's escapes
No question I would speed, for mushrooms and Pipe-weed
The combination made my eyes bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the dough all
Sticking up elf boys in kings' courts
My life got no better, same chain-mail sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick ass click and went all out
Catchin hobbits from across seas
Rollin with tough orcs, every week we offed elf-dorks
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger The Tech Nine
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the Black Gate now

[Method Man]

Sauron Rules Everything Around Me
S.R.E.A.M.
Get the hobbit
Ring, the One Ring y'all

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(Okay I gotta stop this.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You are spending too much time on this...and I thank you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Tuomas has turned Ned into Dido!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

surely, you all know about Lords of the Rhymes, correct?

http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com/

my fave was their track "Bac Dat Elf Up", and mixing Black Sabbath's "The Wizard" with DMX...

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Frightening thought, Dan!

Yes, I know about the Lords of the Rhymes. I was not bringing them up for a reason.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Revive!

Any new suggestions?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy, Horny and The Addict.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ginsburg, souter, thomas, breyer, khamul, stevens, rehnquist, o'connor, kennedy

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure the original nine were:
Jah Jerry Hinds on guitar
Lloyd Brevett on bass
Jackie Mittoo on piano
Lloyd Knibbs on drums
Dizzie Moore on trumpet
Tommy McCook on tenor saxophone
Lester Sterling and Roland Alphonso on alto saxophones
and Don Drummond on trombone

They were known as the Skazgul at first, but later changed their name.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

revenge of the nerds!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

When Sauron came down with a cold, Saruman subbed for him and used Moishe, Herschel and Shlomo.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

BERT
ERNIE
OSCAR THE GROUCH
BIG BIRD
SNUFFALUPAGUS
ELMO
ZOE
OSCAR THE GROUCH
SPECIAL GUEST APPEARNCE HUMAN

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Kambei, Gorobei, Shichiroji, Heihachi,Kyuzo, Katsushiro, Kikuchiyo, Kurusawa, random peasant #1

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Revive.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 9 October 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Nicky Hilton: hotel-chain heir
Michael Wilding: actor
Michael Todd: producer
Eddie Fisher: singer
Richard Burton: actor
Richard Burton: actor (again)
John Warner: Became U.S. senator because of being married to Elizabeth Taylor
Larry Fortensky: trucker

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 9 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Zsa Zsa is known for her affection for jewels, her quick wit, as well as referring to everyone she speaks with as "darling", but acquired a reputation for matrimony. Zsa Zsa is also the only Gabor sister to bear a child.
She has had nine husbands:
1937–1941 Burhan Belge, press director for the foreign ministry of Turkey, later known as a writer and diplomat
1942–1946 Conrad Hilton, Hilton Hotel magnate
1949–1954 George Sanders, actor
1964–1966 Herbert Hutner, financial consultant
1966–1967 Joshua S. Cosden, Jr., oil heir and businessman
1975–1976 Jack Ryan, inventor associated with the Barbie and Chatty Cathy dolls
1977–1982 Michael O'Hara
1982–1982 Felipe de Alba--invalid marriage; it was bigamous, as Zsa Zsa was still married to Michael O'Hara, and it was performed by a ship's captain at sea, but not in international waters.
1986— Frederick Prinz von Anhalt

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 9 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

WHO WAS THE REAL HILTON HEIR? LIZ'S OR ZSA ZSA'S??????????????

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 9 October 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

i thought this would be about Revenge of the Nerds

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, April 19, 2004 2:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh, I think it is.

― winterland, Monday, April 19, 2004 3:45 AM Bookmark

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

Hahah.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure this one bears repeating

S.R.E.A.M.

[Raekwon the Chef]

[Method Man]

Sauron Rules Everything Around Me
S.R.E.A.M.
Get the hobbit
Ring, the One Ring y'all

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, April 19, 2004 8:54 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

My life got no better, same chain-mail sweater

― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

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