Things to put on your cat's collar

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If I had a cat I might put something like "Steal this cat" or "This is not a cat" on its collar.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

'#27 with black bean sauce'

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Panty-Pubed"

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Monday, 19 April 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"get your hands off my pussy!"

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 April 2004 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 19 April 2004 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

CATSAFE, designed by my late brother-in-law, no less. He and his colleagues appeared on BBC local news when they launched the product, telling the whole of the south-east how the inspiration for the product was his own dear moggie Lloyd who was run over by a car. Awww.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 19 April 2004 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"My owner hates me for deliberately and without remorse knocking over his drinks, but I will never get my comeupance, because the dog is afraid of me, despite being ten times my size. He can try to tell the dog to eat me, but she never will. Because she's a whiny bitch."

Too wordy, you think?

― Nick Lanham (EstrangedNative), Monday, 19 April 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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