Tell us your paper shredder fortunes!

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If you use a paper shredder regularly, something to try. After you're done shredding, reach into the bin (if you have access to it anyhow) and pull out one countem ONE piece of shredded paper, and see what fortune it offers you.

My fortune today: "For the ultimate in convenience, we invite you to try our Credit Card Payment Program."

Not exactly earth shattering, but there have to be much more interesting ones out there. This is the thread to post your fortunes, within the bounds of legality and confidentiality of course.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 19 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Geez, now I want a paper shredder.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 April 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

My shredder is cross-cut, so everything looks similar to:

ara
cla
asis
cal
es.
oca
rea
e In

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 19 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's the name of choice detergents.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Araclasis cal es. Ocareae in.

The first thing to come up on the anagram generator is "Sierra-leone alas cia sac ac." I think this is a secret message from the government, Chris. You must act at once.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Araclasis cal es. Ocareae in.

So THATS how Liz Fraser wrote her song lyrics.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 April 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true - they were going to publish a lyric book - happily, they were able to find paper 137.5 feet long and .5 inches wide, but the binding is going to be tricky.

― jazz odysseus, Monday, 19 April 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Should I get one? Cuz I'm leaving an apartment after 11 years and have all the bills from that period.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

they're cheap right? why not

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

CK
R IT V
cs at
or C
this

and so on :(

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

"if you need more space, attach a separate statement"

so true

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

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