TS: People making loud annoying sounds vs. the people telling them to SHUT UP!!

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I say the people telling them to shut up. It's fun to watch them fight, as long as no one gets hurt.

Aja (aja), Monday, 19 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

is the question who's better or who's worse?

who's worse: the former. if they weren't so loud and annoying the rest of us wouldn't have to tell them to shut up.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough people tell noisy library patrons to shut the fuck up. what is it with the central library and people talking loudly? i've never yet had the gumption to tell these bozos to shut up but i may one day because drilling holes in people with my mean eyes does not seem to work.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Who would you rather be with, see, hear, be? Who is better on this Earth?

Aja (aja), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Usu. the people making the noises are bad, but they can be classic eg breaking the silence in a dead quiet but populated and echoey library hall with a spirited game of "penis".

Dan I., Monday, 19 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough people tell noisy library patrons to shut the fuck up.

They need me to be there. I have no qualms.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Some ugly smelly bogan behind me is blowing its nose while I'm trying to eat lunch. Screaming SHUT UP!! couldn't possibly be worse than the sound of percolating mucus.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

not enough people tell noisy library patrons to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, totally. I had to remind about half a dozen people the other day that they were having a group discussion on the silent study floor of the library. Cunts.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

And isn't that a book?

Aja (aja), Monday, 19 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Library Cunts? no that's a movie

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 19 April 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think if Andrew just removed his shirt they would fall into reverent silence....

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 19 April 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

If the guy sitting next to me doesn't blow his nose soon I'm going to go over there and errrrrrrrrrrrrrr blow it errrrrrrrrrrr for him - no that doesn't work does it?

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 19 April 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

without his co-operation you're just pinching his nose so hold his jaw shut with yr other hand and say you won't let go unless he promises to blow his nose.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 19 April 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What if I wave a handkerchief in front of his face saying, "Hello, have you ever seen one of these before? Do you know how to use one or shall I show you how?

Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 19 April 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

They always refuse, but when at the movies with friends, there is everytime, without fail, some group of bastards making tons of noise, and I always try to convince my friends to create plans of action for these situations.

For instance, let's say we're seeing Dawn of the Dead, and there are people laughing an hollering at every scene in the movie *except* the ones that are actually funny. In my plan, we would all leave the theatre in a single file line, put on ninja costumes, come back in, and throw ninja stars into each and every jugular vein in the theatre.

What can I say? My friends are a lot of pussies.

Nick Lanham (EstrangedNative), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What if I wave a handkerchief in front of his face saying, "Hello, have you ever seen one of these before? Do you know how to use one or shall I show you how?

Hakerchiefs are disgusting things and should be banned.

Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 19 April 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of the gangster at the beginning of Tampopo.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

every library needs at least one ned and one andrew.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Once there was a guy in my exam sniffing the entire time, so I got one of the supervisors and asked him to get the guy a tissue and the supervisor runs off and gets it and offers it to the guy who says 'no, it's ok.. i HAVE A HANKIE'

Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

every library needs at least one ned and one andrew.

:-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)


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