Idiot Ronan's idiot brother

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Congratulations on taking the car keys to Edinburgh. I hope you have a lovely few days together as I attempt to drive my mums car across the lawn, happily, today.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

why does something like this have to happen? I think I'm going to cry.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't you have a spare set of keys then Ronan?

― C J (C J), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's yr spare key? (xpost jingle jingle)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

He lost the spare key several months ago.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

across the lawn? is this a big lawn? perhaps PUSHING is in order? why does it have to be moved? we need more information

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

This is why something like this has to happen

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

My car is behind my mum's car, it's just the front lawn, not too big at all, but they're close enough together, I'm not sure how it's going to be done to be honest. Maybe through the flower bed. Of course there is major anger which has to be displaced onto somebody in this situation. NOT FROM ME.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It's CARma Matt

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you mean that your car is in the way of your mum's car, and that there is now no way of getting your car out of the way?

Have you ever considered going into the centre of Dublin and finding a disreputable oik who knows how to hotwire your car? Bribe him with fags and cider and you should be alright. Hey, what could possibly go wrong?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes that's exactly it. If I could just get through to my brother this would be alot easier.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

.. does he read this board?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Reverse your Mum's car into your car and push it out of the way! Your brother can pay for the necessary repairs.

― C J (C J), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No he doesn't. I'm kind of wondering whether to go to college or wait around now.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't go to college. The knowledge that he has ruined your future will be ample punishment.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't you catch a bus to college, like the poor people have to?

― C J (C J), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously that's what I'll do, I'm just anxious to have this sorted beforehand.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Walk. The sense of self-satisfaction and healthiness will be overwhelming.

― Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 19 April 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

it's miles away. I should have walked though yes, to enhance self satisfaction. I'm in college now, I think I'm going to have to pay for a new key, I can't get through to brother still but I'm getting a new key regardless I guess.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 19 April 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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