What outfit should you wear for what drink?

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Inspired by thinking that Campari and * whatever mixer* should be drunk whilst wearing a linen suit. Also martinis whilst wearing a big-shoulder- padded power suit . Slippery nipples whilst wearing a microskirt, L Plates and surrounded by screeching hen party revellers. Etc. Any thorts?

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Champagne - anything or nothing at all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Snowballs = nice cardie from M&S with mysterious stains and cat fur on front, slippers, support stockings

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What, pray tell, is a Snowball?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Advocaat and lemonade, eeeurgh

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

mint juleps = seersucker suit, straw hat, etc. Basically, look like this guy:

― hstencil, Monday, 19 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ho chi minh!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

put that on your t-shirt, mr. hipster!

― hstencil, Monday, 19 April 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

keg beer = t-shirt with "Farfrompukin" emblazoned across front, blue jeans, Boss sandals, unironical baseball cap supporting some national professional sports team/Dave Matthews Band logo

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

white russian = long hair, beard, bathrobe, t-shirt, shorts, sunglasses

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or cap and gown from nyu film school

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Gin sling = safari suit

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 19 April 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

red-headed slut = obviously artificial red hair, Grateful Dead bear backpack

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

pbr in a can: tight pants, child-sized little league t-shirt, velcro trainers, optional trucker hat.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 19 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chelsea-girl.com/shop/eve1a.jpg = martini

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 19 April 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Carling = Ben Sherman

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Bacardi Breezer = Jane Norman

Bloody Mary = last night's clothes

Egg Nog = dressing gown with mince pie crumbs , mistletoe in hair, comedy antlers

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I plan on rocking the seersucker for the derby. But goddamn it, I don't own a boater, or white bucks.

― Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Dickerson Pike,

You may find this of interest then.

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/265683/c/876.html

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

black russian drinkers look like spies

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~rubberneck/image195.gif

This is how I dress when I'm drinking cognac.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

my experience:

bourbon - something dark so as not to draw attention to all the blood

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

roger adultery,

Black Terry Cloth Suit?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

when I wear a red shirt and black tie sorta outfit, i prefer to drink martini rosso and ice.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

that'll do, Michael

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Je vous presente mes excuses, Monsieur L'Adultere.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael White: thanks for the heads-up. But aren't those grotesque, fleshy-pink soles de rigeur for white bucks? I went to Ole Miss, understand, so these things are CRUCIAL.

― Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dickerson Pike,

I agree entirely. Mine have that clay court red crepe for soles. I hope they haven't changed them since last I bought some. I'd call before ordering.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.operagloves.com/Fashion/BalenciagaDior/Dior-garden-party-dress-1950.jpg = champagne. In an old-fashioned saucer glass.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.starvox.net/crypt/whitby/sexbat-group.jpg
= cider, preferably with some blackcurrant in.

(PS anyone who actually knows these guys, I'm not picking on the UKgoffs, I just happened on a Whitby page by chance and yes I realise who that guy is bla bla etc)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What is that wizard doing to Brittany Murphy?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahahah =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Mandy Kane?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I have know idea what I should wear to drink my Crown and water. Something from Banana Republic, I suppose.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

urgh - have no idea

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I am totally guilty of matching my drink to my outfit. Swank outfits = dirty martini, or a sidecar if I'm feeling like something a bit sweeter.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Pints of Guinness and Bushmills chasers - I don normal civvies, a plastic bib with catch-all lip and a skateboard helmet.

― penelope_11, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Martini and lemonade = my school uniform. When I was at school. Not now; that would be pervy, and highly unflattering.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Wearing different outfits for different drinks...is this real? This concept has never occurred to me. I must be the most unfashionable person in the world.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wait. A few years ago, Mandee and I were going to wear American flag bikinis and cowboy hats to drink Coors in London. Maybe that counts. We didn't actually do it, though.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

What, pray tell, is a Snowball?

Hello g00glers!

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Try matching some of these sartorially.

Worst Drink Combo Ever

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Gin & Tonic - Dockers and a polo shirt, collar turned up.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Cherry brandy and whisky mixed together in hipflask ( chisky) = Barbour jacket, johdpurs, Guernsey, rugby shirt, riding boots, large thoroughbred horse/ or shooting stick, loud piercing bray of a laugh.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What, pray tell, is a Snowball?

Go watch Clerks.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Special brew = trainers with holes, trousers with wee stains

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

or read Calvin and Hobbes.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't mean that kind of snowball I meant this one.

http://www.waitrose.com/food_drink/recipes/RecipeSearch/Recipe/0111095-r09.asp
also see 'crimes against FOOD' http://observer.guardian.co.uk/foodmonthly/story/0,9950,662900,00.html * embarrassed*

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Snowball = a dreamy contented look, and nothing else.

Oh wait . . .

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Egg Nog = dressing gown with mince pie crumbs , mistletoe in hair, comedy antlers

Lovely image of some daft uncle.

badger Kitten,

You sound like you have a lemonade problem.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex on the Beach = crotchless bikini

― Maria D., Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rnibblinddate.nomensa.com/html_game/images/elvis_bar02.gif

Long Island Ice Tea, apparently (according to g00gle image search)

― Maria D., Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/maratr6.jpg

Tennants Super. Super.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

At weddings, I'm the chick in an evening gown....with a bottle of Bud in her hand.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

At chrsitenings, I,m the dude in the evening gown... with a bong full of bud in my hand.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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