WHY CAN'T MEN DRIVE?

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Men are the worst drivers, they think they own the road and I'm sick of it!

― low, Monday, 19 April 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

cuz we be shoppin

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

no, wait

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

.. whereas, YOU own it, yeah?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, Low, don't worry your pretty little head about it.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

men be, uh, skipping out child-maintenance payments!

― Huckelborace (Horace Mann), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

No one owns the road, paleface.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 19 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

then who gets the toll?

― Huckelborace (Horace Mann), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Men.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"YOU WANNA DRIVE, YOU GOTTA PAY THE MAN-TOLL."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

where's my share?

― Huckelborace (Horace Mann), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

How long til Jack posts his women drivers convention pic?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I would say that 98% of drivers are pretty horrible (myself included).

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a great driver when I'm not doing something stupid.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU DRIEV A TOO FAST BAD DMAN

― old asian woman! (deangulberry), Monday, 19 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

calm down dear, it's only a commercial

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I admit it, I can't drive. In fact, I don't even have a driver's license.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a public transport man, I am.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"YOU WANNA DRIVE, YOU GOTTA PAY THE MAN-TOLL."

i read that as 'man-troll'

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You pay a toll (5p) to drive over the bridge at Eynsham in Oxfordshire. I used to go that way quite often at one time, and I always used to say hello and pass the time of day with the guy whose job it was to collect the tolls. Out of the blue one day he gave me a present. It was a pork pie. This baffled me somewhat.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You made that up!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I didn't - it's absolutely true. He was a relative of the people who owned the toll bridge (it's a private road) and he had been in a motorcycle accident as a teenager which left him with some residual brain problems. He was very sweet but was always doing odd things (like giving people pork pies as presents).

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

a lorry from Melton Mowbray had spilt its load earlier that day.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You horrible cynics!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

A lorry containing Scottish salmon overturned on the M40 near junction 10 in the early hours of a Sunday morning about two years ago, and when the loss adjustor person turned up, the driver was told to dispose of the entire lorry-load because they wouldn't be able to get a replacement refrigerated lorry out to him in time. Some health and safety thing about fish being transported at a constant temperature or something.

A friend of mine was one of the traffic policemen on duty that day, and he phoned everyone he knew to tell them to come and help themselves to as many whole fresh salmon as they wanted - the embankment by the M40 then resembled a fishy version of Whisky Galore, with people loading up their cars with freebie goodies.

The police inspector on duty that day was Insp Haddock. This is absolutely true. Really.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Why can't women cook?

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got some good salmon recipes.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, CJ I want your life, it seems to be filled with free food!!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been keeping my fingers crossed for a collision between lorries carrying freshly-picked asparagus and hollandaise sauce. No luck, as yet.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

BECAUSE MEN ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― cat, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and they eat dogs!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What you're all missing here is that by "men" the original poster is referring (a'la Tolkien) to humankind on the whole. Which means the original poster must have spent at least three months as a pedestrian in Minneapolis.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll say this is a pedestrian thead!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

uruk hai be drivin like this

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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