Britain's Wildest

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Last ngiht whilst channel hopping during the last bit of the 10 o'clock news before Enemy Of The State came back on, I flipped to Sky One which was showing Britian's Wildest. I have never seen this before. Anyway, the twunt (thanks Jess) presenting it said summat like "what would Britain's Wildest gameshow be like?" and then described 'Cock A Hoop' in which three young men put rings attached to electrical sensors around their willies and then receive a lapdance from an Essex girl and the last one to get an erection (the erection causing a bell to ring and a light to flash [the light being in the shape of a willy, obv.]) wins the money.

Anyway, obviously this was hideous, and there were three young men sitting in these throne-like contraptions with red pants on (fitted boxers type things, in case anyone's wondering), and at the signal they put the rings around their willies and then the Essex girl came in and took her bra off and did a dance in just a thong and TWO OF THE GUYS ARE FROM DAWLISH AND THIS MORNING I SAW ONE OF THEM AT THE TRAIN STATION AND IT WAS EVRY WEIRD.

So yeah.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I really hoped this was going to be about Britain's Wildest... POLICE VIDEOS, as I, and Campbell, are very big fans of The World's Wildest Police Videos which is on Channel 5 on Sunday nights. The world presents a distribution thusly: 98% American videos (usually Texas), 1% Canadian videos (usually involving a runaway moose/deer), and 1% Rest Of World from years ago - ie poll tax riots in London, political agitation in Poland ect ect. Top bombing!

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Why have you not bought me dinner yet?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Because u r (all) gay.

Look, if I met you, this is what I would do.

*point*...

"Gheye!"

That and I am broke until the end of March now. Perhaps I will buy you a Scotch Egg then. Aren't they nice, Scotch Eggs. What is the difference between a Scotch Egg and a Picnic Egg?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

March? It's April already, love.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Also are you really Dom Passantino in disguise? He's the only one who calls me 'gheye'.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

March! GHEYE. I meant, May.

PEOTRIE there, marvellous!

No, to yr DP point.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My birthday is in May. I shall be buying a new bed.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*gulp*

Remember to get some new bedsheets, then.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Gheye = the Flemish spelling of the word.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You should have pointed at teh dignity-less f3wl, n!ck, and laughed at him, then explained to fellow passengers exactly why you were laughing.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way Nick, your bell is ringing.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, picnic egg = chopped egg (not necessarily with mayo) in the middle

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Only since you started posting to this thread, Matt.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Chopped egg?! Good grief that doesn't sound superior to the Scotch Egg. I certainly will not be investing in one of THOSE in das futur.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

so then, what type of bracken is best?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

they're nice Sarah, I used to only have them as I never used to eat whole boiled egg. Marks and Spencers ones are very nice

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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