HEY HEY HEY -- The Fat Albert Movie

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Actor Kenan Thompson is shown in costume as he portrays comedian Bill Cosby (news)'s comedy routine character Fat Albert during a press day April 19, 2004 in Hollywood promoting the new Twentieth Century Fox movie 'Fat Albert' which is currently in production. (NO SALES, NO MAGS) REUTERS/Eric Charbonneau/BEImages/Handout

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Be afraid.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope they don't ruin Fat Albert.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope Peggy Hill does the voice.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0396592/

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Does this mean that the Fatal Bert movie will just be a p0rn cash-in?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

OH HELL NO THEY GOT THE B2K GUY IN THIS?????????????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

FITE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Fatal Bert spoiler:

...

it ends with Bert's "petite mort".

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This movie needs Nick Cannon!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

How many of the songs are they going to do?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

mushmouth joke in 5... 4...

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

50 Cent as Mushmouth?

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

haha dave225, that was hilarious.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan's sooo not fat enough.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus, he's named Kenan.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The upcoming Homey The Clown is even more wtf as far as TV resurrections go, but I'm looking forward to both.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've given up on film as an artform, btw.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but Soul Plane!!!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't decide whether Soul Plane or the Gulf-War themed Manchurian Candidate remake is the most offensive upcoming film of the year.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"If blacks owned a company, I think it'd go somethin like this..." vs. "Arabs=Commies"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Manchurian Candidate is going to be awful.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It has Meryl Streep in it, it can't fail!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

They didn't even change the title!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

though it does have Robyn Hitchcock as Laurent Tokar.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

and Fab Five Freddy as Pundit #6!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fat_albert/
Holy fuck! This looks bad.

So I guess the story is Fat and the gang jump out of the tv screen and invade are present 21st century reality. I guess it's a comedy that has no idea how disturbing it is. This invloves some really unpleasent jokes like Mushmouth not actually having a face under his large hat, and Fat Albert not knowing what his body looks like without clothes. The trailer also ends with Bill Cosby in a cameo as himself apparently fainting or having a heartattack. Plus, Good Charlotte and Aaron Carter cameos.

― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Friday, 15 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

So I guess the story is Fat and the gang jump out of the tv screen and invade are present 21st century reality.

I'm sorry, I just feel asleep.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

But teh funny!
TEH FUNNY!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I just forgave the existence of The Last Action Hero.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Saturday, 16 October 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, can we all finally agree that this is the Worst Movie Year Ever?

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit. and this comes out on christmas? we're being seved a TURKEY for Christmas dinner, har dee har har.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure Albert wouldn't like you dissing his bone structure. Or does he have one?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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