The ever wonderful "muff/love" game

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Oh it's childish but it's fun (apologies if it's been done already):

replace the word love with muff in a popular song of YOUR choice. what could be more simple? what could be more fun?

I'll start with Bruce Sprigsteens classic:

"two people could lose themselves / in this tunnel of muff"

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'Muff, muff me do.' - The Beatles

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Muff muff me do / you know I muff you / I'll always be true / so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease / muff me do..."

Magical.
X-post!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Badger you're a sod.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"I muff Music"

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― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

All you need is muff.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

'All you need is muff'

Sorry, Sick. Oh DAMN , x post!

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

your muff is lifting me higher.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Make TWO wishes! (xpost)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

' I used to muff her, but it's all over now'

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

gigantic, gigantic, gigantic, a big big muff.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

muff is big scary animal

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

'Muff lifts us up where we belong'

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott Walker: Such A Small Muff

― curiousorange, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

muff is a burning thing, and it makes a firey ring

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought muff was only true in fairy tales

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

' I been muffing you too long' - Otis Redding

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff is a battlefield.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Stand inside your muff.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

muff is only a feeling

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know I was looking for muff until I found you.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

a-feeling

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

'My Muff is for real' Paula Abdul

'Have you ever really muffed a woman' Bryan Adams

He gets ghis muffing every night for free' Aerosmith

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to know what muff is
and i want you to show me.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My Bloody Valentine - Muffless

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'Falling in muff ( is hard on the knees)' - Aerosmith

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'The Look of Muff' ABC

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm fallin' in and out of muff with you.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

as soon as i wake up, every night, every day
i know that it's you i need to take my blues away
it must be muff, muff muff
it must be muff, muff muff

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again, XTC bears the ripest fruit:

My Muff Explodes

My muff explodes all over the world for you, yeah you
My muff explodes in diamonds and pearls for you, just you

Muff at First Sight

Make a play of lust intention
Only just one thing in mind
Make a slip could be forever
Wedding bells, the shotgun kind
Muff at first sight
What they want is...
Muff at first sight

The Muffing

The muff is coming
The muff is advertised in all the papers
The muff is humming your favourite song
For once it won't annoy the neighbours

The Wheel and the Muffpole

If the pot won't hold our muff
If the pot won't hold our muff
If the pot won't hold our muff
We'll build one bigger all around

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

'That ain't muff, at least it doesn't feel like muff to me' - REO Speedwagon

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

'This one goes out to the one I muff' REM

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Lookin so crazy your muff's got me lookin
Got me lookin so crazy in muff.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I muff you muff
you muff me too muff
I muff you muff me muff;
I muff you muff
my only true muff
I muff you muff me muff.

― zappi (joni), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

' I wanna be muffed by you, just you, nobody else will do. I wanna be muffed by you alone, boop-boop-bi-doo.' Marilyn Monroe

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and of course lulus song 'muff muffs to muff muff'

― zappi (joni), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

'Muff hurts' Roy Orbison

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The rather unpleasant sounding ' Baby Muff' by Diana Ross and the Supremes

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff is a temple. muff's a higher law

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

true blue baby I muff you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In the name of muff / one more in the name of muff

I'm all out of muff / I'm so lost without you

I can't help falling in Muff

How deep is your muff?

I feel muff (Donna Summer)

Burning muff (Elvis)

Can't buy me muff

Muff spreads

― Jaysus (daveb), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff grows (where my rosemary goes)

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

my muff is your muff

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

new order, 'bizarre muff triangle', 'muff vigilantes'
and of course 'muff will tear us apart'

pj harvey, 'to bring you my muff'!

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I WILL ALWAYS MUFF YOU : WHITNEY HOUSTON
MUFF ME TENDER : ELVIS PRESLEY
ENDLESS MUFF : LIONEL RICHIE
BECAUSE YOU MUFFED ME : CELINE DION
WHEN A MAN MUFFS A WOMAN : PERCY SLEDGE
WOMAN IN MUFF : BARBRA STREISAND
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MUFF IS : FOREIGNER
I THINK I MUFF YOU : THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY
IT MUST HAVE BEEN MUFF : ROXETTE
BYE BYE MUFF : SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
ADDICTED TO MUFF : ROBERT PALMER

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

too much muff will kill you in the end

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

muff to muff you baby

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

all too appropriate Dana Internation Lyrics:

All I want is muff, cause muff is all there is.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Audrey Hepburn - Wouldn't it Be Muffely.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't she muffly!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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and they called it puppy muff...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The Muffcats

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Method Of Modern Muff

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Thin Line Between Muff and Taint

Hahaha

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff is like an open hand
Stings a little when it lands...

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff Is The Back Seat Of My Cadillac

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

woops, that one should be in the "muff/heaven" game

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd think this thread would have had enough of silly muff songs, but I'm looking now, and I see it isn't so.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not a muff song

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Is your muff strong enough?
Bryan Ferry

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Slave To Muff

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff You Like A Hurricane

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Let your muff flow
like a mountain stream
let your muff grow
with the smallest of dreams
and let your muff show
and you’ll know what I mean
it’s the reason

Let your muff fly
like a bird on a wing
let your muff bind you
to all living things
let your muff shine
and you’ll know what I mean
that’s the reason

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

setlist for the Brian McKnight concert of my dreams:

Try Our Muff Again
Muff Of My Life
Crazy Muff
Your Muff Is Ooh
Still In Muff
Must Be Muff
Kiss Your Muff Goodbye
The Way Muff Goes
Goodbye, My Muff
Muff Me, Hold Me
After The Muff
Let Me Muff You
Muff Is...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

won't you muff me as I muff you?

― isadora (isadora), Thursday, 22 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff Will Tear Us Apart

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Crazy in muff

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff is a stranger in an open car

― C J (C J), Thursday, 22 April 2004 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff hurts, muff scars, muff wounds and mars

― C J (C J), Thursday, 22 April 2004 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I will always Muff you.

I have to stop this. I've been singing muff songs at my desk, and it is not doing my career or reputation any good at all.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

..and they called it, "Puppy Muff"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

darn. Well, I punctuated it differently.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright then, the Lulu song.

"Muff muffs to muff muff"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

my muff is like... wo!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff shack, baby, muff shack

― C J (C J), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Love Winwood

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ, your contributions on this thread have made me laugh out loud. i kiss you! *mwah*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

:) :)

Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday I'm in muff

― C J (C J), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

*mwah*

You can't hurry muff!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Don’t need money, don’t take fame
Don’t need no credit card to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won’t feel it until you feel
You feel the power, feel the power of muff
That’s the power, that’s the power of muff
You feel the power of muff

― C J (C J), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ride on the muff train

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

it's been a bloody stupid day,
my baby called me up to say,
don't call me "muff"
don't call me
it's not all she said.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MUFF IS ALL AROUND

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Muff Spreads - Stone roses

― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord almighty,
I'm burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning muff
With burning muff
Ah, ah, burning muff
I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning muff
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning muff

― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

davel - good to see you! You're helping us move on the 11th May btw!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Im young, I know, but even so
I know a thing or two, I've learned from you
I've really learned a lot, really learned a lot
Muff is like a stove, burns you when it's hot

― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Bury your muff like treasure

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

A Nana Mouskouri song:

Muff is fast like fingers flying
Muff is soft like years of crying
While the spices interlace
muff's got a fresh strawberry taste

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Nana OTM!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

but if this ain't muff,
why does it feel so good?!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Wear your muff like heaven.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My muff is all I have to give

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't help how fucking horrible this would be if you applied it to taja sevelle's love is contagious.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't help thinking how fucking horrible this would be if you applied it to taja sevelle's love is contagious.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Your muff is like, a Rollercoaster baby, baby
I wanna ride yeah

― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

heh!

California muff!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I found out what I've been missing
Always on the run
I've been looking for someone

Chorus:
Now you're here like you've been before
And you know just what I need
It took some time for me to see
That you give good muff to me baby
So good, take this heart mine into your hands
You give good muff to me
Never too much
Baby you give good muff

Never stopping, I was always searching
For that perfect muff
The kind that girls like me dream of

(Chorus)

Now I, I can't stop looking around
It's not, what this muffs all about
Our muff is here to stay, stay

(Chorus)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, many days it goes unspoken
But this desire never seems to go away
It's gonna take much more than hope to bring you close
I think I'll pray

I hear you say you've got a lot to give up
And there is so much more this heart of mine can take
If what you have to bring to me is positive you send it right away
Right away

chorus I:
I want to know what good muff feels like
Good muff, good muff
I want a muff that's sure to stand the test of time
I want to know what good muff feels like
Good muff, good muff
Morning, noon and night, forever all my life
Good muff. good muff
Good muff, good muff
There is a void that stands between us
And it seems it's getting harder to relate
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine
Life this way

repeat chorus 1

chorus 2
I want to know what good muff feels like
Good muff. good muff
I want a muff that's sure to stand the test of time
I want to know what good muff feels like
Good muff, good muff
Hear me when I say, bring it to me baby

Babe. you're the man I hear you say you are
I don't quite understand why loving me is so hard
Never have I felt the need to be this close
Words cannot say, heaven only knows

repeat chorus I to fade

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Muff Removal Machine"
"Muff Like Blood"
"Muff of the Masses"
"Strangemuff"
"I Stole Your Muff"
"Muff Gun"
"Slave to Muff"
"Muff Action"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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