Yesterday I opened the window in the car to get a better look as I was waiting at a junction and a bus splashed water through the window all over me.

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And just now I cut my nose by drinking a glass of coke from a glass which is chipped at one side.

What will be next in this mysterious run of bad luck

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Realization you have become stuck in the video for Billy Joel's "Pressure." Good luck.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds great.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

.. and you'd get paid.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

in kind

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Get me Joel.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/nelson/02.jpg

― winterland, Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I was driving home from Barnsley after a football match years ago. It was snowing heavily. I saw headlights flashing behind me and wound my window down to wave (what I thought was a police car) past. It was a snowplough and as it passed, it filled the whole front of the car with snow.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww Ronan. I cut my finger this morning on a card, bit my toungue & then proceeded to punch the water cooler (by accident) all before 9 o' clock!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

We pedestrians go thru this kind of shit all the time and once the shoe is on the other foot you drivers bellyache about it - sheesh!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Then don't walk right on the dge of the kerb!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You dropped an E, matey!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is like a bizarro mentos commercial.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Fresh goes shittier.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

mentos???

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

EXACTLY.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

it hurts when the shoe is on the other foot and I can't walk fast enough to avoid the splashes of water.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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