"A man has just finished painting his house and he needs something more. He goes to the store and points to what he wants. The clerk says, "Those are one for $1." The man says, "I took 600. Here's $3." What has he bought?"
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)
(x-post, I knew this thread would make me feel like an idiot. I hate you Dan Perry.)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)
tiny tubes of paint in batches of 200.
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)
What a wank question.
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)
b-b-but it costs $1!
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)
I thought it was a initial letter thing.
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)
(In Testland, these fruits cost 10 cents per vowel)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)
a pair of what?
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)
"I have two coins that add up to 55 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?"
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)
(I have no doubt you could take me on the analogy section, they are like kryptonite to me.)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)
(Dan, I remembered you talking about your analogy vulnerability on another thread for some reason.)
(x-post)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)
I'm trying to figure out why these would be at odds. Good thing I'm done with school, it sounds confusing.
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)
(insert "and that's not all" jokes here)
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)