The D. Bitch In Crossing The Atlantic During High Summer Charades Shocker: Seattle --> NYC --> London --> Iceland --> NYC ---> Seattle

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The itinerary is confirmed:

(via JetBlue)
* Leave Seattle (SEA): Sun, Jun 13th 11:59pm PST via JetBlue
* Arrive in New York (JFK): Mon, Jun 14th 8:10am EST

-- NYC FAP opportunities
Monday evening Jun 14th to Thursday morning Jun 17th

(via Iceland Air)
* Leave New York (JFK): Thu, Jun 17th 8:50pm EST
* Layover in Reykjavik (KEF): Fri, Jun 18th 6:20am to 7:45am GMT
* Arrive in London (LHR / Terminal 1): Fri, Jun 18th 11:45am BST

-- London FAP opportunties
Friday evening, Jun 18th to Monday morning, Jun 21st

(via Iceland Air)
* Leave London (LHT / Terminal 1): Mon, Jun 21st 9:10pm BST
* Arrive in Reykjavik (KEF): Mon, Jun 21st 11:10pm GMT

-- Iceland FAP opportunities (if only it were possible but will more likely be trotting around geysers and generally being in a constant catatonic appreciation of the landscape and sulfur intake)
Tuesday midday, Jun 22nd to Wednesday Evening, Jun 23rd

(via Iceland Air)
* Leave Reykjavik (KEF): Thu, Jun 24th 4:40pm GMT
* Arrive in New York (JFK): Thu, Jun 24th 6:40pm EST

-- NYC FAP opportunities
Friday morning, Jun 25th to Sunday midday, Jun 27th

(via JetBlue)
* Leave New York (JFK): Sun, Jun 27th 8:05pm EST
* Arrive in Seattle (SEA): Sun, Jun 27th 11:04pm PST

-- Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah duuuuuuuuuh I'm home, omfg.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"and you shall know our velocity, BITCH"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, that's quite a trip.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

IT BEGINS!

(Rah for DB! I've heard about this for a while so I am glad to see it coming together. :-))

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it has all been paid for, IT IS TOGETHER! (barring unforeseen future events of world destruction in the interim)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

brian get on aim (only here for another 10 minutes but...)

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(well, I still have to plan out my touristy stuff in Iceland, and actually see where i can crash in NYC and London and all that, but as far as flying there.. i'm set..)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(so anyone willing to host me, I will plan ahead to bring gifts in advance)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ACHTUNG: "Gift" is German for "poison"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that would go in a much more sleazy direction, Dang.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I got the poison, I got the remedy. I got the pulsating rhytmical remedy

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

awesome! so glad your flights worked out.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, I have to thank you for alerting me to that Iceland Air deal... that's exactly the deal I went for (the NYC <---> London with a free stop in Iceland thing). In total, this is not a cheap trip, but I initially imagined it would be more expensive.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

All are to wassail and toast DB thoroughly during his visits. OR I'LL HEAR ABOUT IT.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Toast his figgin on a spike!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Just for that Dan, I'm going to arrange a dinner date between you and Fisty Guy the next time you go bar hopping in Cambridge.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds so cool- I'm jealous. Make sure you post lots of photos :-)

― lyra (lyra), Saturday, 24 April 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"A figgin is defined in the Dictionary of Eye-Watering Words as 'a small short-crust pastry containing raisins'."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 24 April 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Make sure you post lots of photos :-)

I would love to see pictures too.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 24 April 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially of any figgins you might find.

(No I won't be jealous of him going and seeing all them geysers and all that NOT AT ALL. ;-) My sister and I and a clutch of friends have threatened doing an Iceland visit en masse one of these days.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Only 48 more days to go...

...sigh

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(I often forget that I'm the only person on the board who likes Terry Pratchett. *sob*)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't eat the puffins, d.b.

― El Diablo Curmudgeonbotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

DOOOD I BET YOU CAN'T FIT ALL THOSE PUFFINS IN UR MOTH OMG

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

MAN, DO NOT EAT THE BROWN PUFFINS

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried to stuff those puffins when I was in Alaska, and even though they are essential punk rock potatoes with wings, they are hard to fit in my mouth. And I hear they have a nasty bite when cornered. (or stuffed inside one's mouth)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried to stuff those puffins when I was in Alaska

BEST EUPHEMISM EVER

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stuffin' Martha's Puffin"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what I get for reviving my own thread way too early. I did deserve it, I guess.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Puffinfucker.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

SHUT YOUR FICKING FACE etc etc

― Terrance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The puffin sex tourism industry in Iceland disgusts me.

― El Diablo Curmudgeonbotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know about it till I saw the posters in the background of that Xtina Aguilera video

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And now those images CAN'T LEAVE YOUR MIND

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

gave the TV herpes etc

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

donut are you some kind of uber-tripster?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. In fact, I am the chairman of my local chapter of the Uber Tripster party.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(Seriously, I WISH I was.. I think more people on this board do more travelling than I do, which makes me jealous and sad. I finally got a chance to make and commit to a really creative travel plan that crosses the Atlantic Ocean, finally)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

no mutek?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 April 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

:( Sadly, I won't be able to make Mutek this time around. sorry, mark.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 29 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(sob)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 April 2004 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly a Saturday night London FAP is in order here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 April 2004 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

We're going to be at Sonar in Barcelona and in France for a week from the 16th, boo hoo hoo, and I'm really regretting not being able to cross paths with the DB.

BTW Dan, you and Ed can do the Pratchett love together.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 29 April 2004 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I've read all the Pratchetts there are. I just keep it a secret (mostly). Toast his figgin on a spike indeed.

Waah the R & I are only getting back from Barcelona late that Saturday, no FAPping fun for us. But replete with tapas and cava we will be.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

well, i'm off to the airport soon.. hope to see all of you, and the puffins too.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 14 June 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't mention the football!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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